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What is a "bitch slap"?

 

Get in your car, drive to Atlanta, take a left onto I-85 North, and find the exit for Flowery Branch (#111). Meet me at the Publix at Spout Springs Crossing and I will show you what a bitch slap is.

 

I'll be waiting, but I warn you, it ain't gonna be pretty.

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Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I watch Spongebob from time to time with my daughter AND we have a video game of him for the Game Cube, I really like that.

You get to drive a crabby patty like its a car through an obstacle course for part of the game.

I seriously doubt that Spongebob will be the downfall of our children.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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I watch Spongebob from time to time with my daughter AND we have a video game of him for the Game Cube, I really like that.

You get to drive a crabby patty like its a car through an obstacle course for part of the game.

I seriously doubt that Spongebob will be the downfall of our children.

 

Yeah, I've played one of the SpongeBob games, I think it was for Playstation2-LOVED it!=)

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I watch Spongebob from time to time with my daughter AND we have a video game of him for the Game Cube, I really like that.

You get to drive a crabby patty like its a car through an obstacle course for part of the game.

I seriously doubt that Spongebob will be the downfall of our children.

 

 

I don't think any cartoon thats intended solely for potheads and kids will be the downfall of our children.

All bullshit, No Business.
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But wait! Spongebob is gay!(according to the mass media) He will not only be the downfall of children, but civilization itself will crumble under the yellow homosexuality!
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But wait! Spongebob is gay!(according to the mass media) He will not only be the downfall of children, but civilization itself will crumble under the yellow homosexuality!

 

 

Yep this is so true... cartoons emit magical subliminal mesages that can warp minds and twist a person's sexuality. Especially spongebob. The typical episode contains so many acts of sodomy, multi man bukake parties and other gratutious acts of homoerotica. And not to mention the average 5 year old who watches the show regularly will know if something is gay or not. They must. After all the media said so. If you watch spongebob, an army of society-destroying homosexuals will march all over the world, and well destroy society because that's what homosexuals do.

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Songebob is a fracking KID!!!

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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So he won't get much laid either way anyway!!! he also eats at goofy goobers ice cream palace and gets the kid's meal

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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So he won't get much laid either way anyway!!! he also eats at goofy goobers ice cream palace and gets the kid's meal

 

 

Sammy the Squirrel seems to want his sponge-hood (assuming he has such a thing. Sponges don't usually have much for genetalia) quite badly...

All bullshit, No Business.
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that would be "Sandy Cheeks"

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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I still don't know what a "bitch slap" is. And while you're at it, what does "hitting on someone" mean? These curious americanisms have not as yet made it to the uk

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Hitting on someone is like what I think you in the UK say trying to pull, or trying to pick someone up.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Ha.

 

 

All you crazy young things with your strange sayings.

 

 

Mind you one of my friends does ask girls if they want to help syphon the python.

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I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder!
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I still don't know what a "bitch slap" is. And while you're at it, what does "hitting on someone" mean? These curious americanisms have not as yet made it to the uk

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They haven't? Why the hell have I been using them for the past 10 years? You sure you know how to open yer front door man?

I am a wanker
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It's a slap you give to your bitch. Funnily enough. Telling someone you wanna bitch slap them is just another way of saying: You're my bitch, and I'm gonna slap you. Come on man, it's not hard.
I am a wanker
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Hell yeah, fuck spongebob in his dick scarred ass. Which is why i prefer ren and stimpy, and family guy (all on dvd) i can watch them bitches whenever i want without having to wory about spongebob takin a lil trip to the back of patrick's rock and "gettin to know eachother a lil better" As for the older cartoons (Hannah-Barbara) i like them fuckers, they made so many references to pot it's unreal. Take Scooby-Doo for example, why is it that scooby and shaggy have the munchies constantly?? And why do you suppose the theme song goes a lil like this "Scooby-DOOBIE doo, where are you??" That cartoon crossed the line in so many ways i'm actually shocked they are makin movies/cartoons still. God-damnit i love this shit.
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so come on then, what is a bitch slap? What does it mean?

 

It's a back hand slap.

 

A pimp slap is with the reverse with the emphasis on the rotation of the elbow and wrist... in a sweeping down motion.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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