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Hello GF members. I want to play a game. There are many warning signs that lead us to conclude someone is going insane. I thought it would be funny to share some of these signs we have seen in people through out our lifes or to come up with something ourself. Have fun and remember X marks the spot.

 

 

Game rules are simple

 

.1) Tell a real story of someone you knew/know who was or is crazy . or

 

.2) Find real documented writings of the insane and post.

 

3.) Make something up yourself ,if you think you are that far gone. :p

 

 

Poll for the winner.

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^^LOL ,I know that was cheesy but if you are a fan of the Saw movies you might of got a laugh. Anyway here is one of my many stories of crazy people that have freaked me out. hehe

 

I use to have a male roommate named George. He would sit in his room in the dark for hours awake in a chair. I never really thought much of it untill I heard him talking to himself one day. Well as it turned out he has Skitz.. or however you spell that. hehe

 

He later moved out ,but I will never forget that shit!!

 

 

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Here is what I want to enter for my part of the game.

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Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

Catherine Martin: Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it.

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

[to his dog, Precious]

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!

Catherine Martin: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Now it places the lotion in the basket.

Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It places the lotion in the basket.

Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

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As my entery I choose.... RED DRAGON :p

 

A looney with fake teeth :p

I'm not having a tantrum...I'm not...I'm not...I'm not...I'm going to sue your ass...whawwwwwwww.

 

Iran's useless government will disarm or be destroyed. As a matter of personal preference; I prefer the latter.

 

FUCK IRAN, FUCK TERRORISTS, AND FUCK ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORT THEM!!!

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As my entery I choose.... RED DRAGON :p

 

A looney with fake teeth :p

 

Danm TH you took my idea for a post LOL

 

 

BTW I knew a chick who got sent to the mental ward after she locker herself in her dorm room and tried to start a fire cast spells, she thought she was a witch. THEN she escaped from the psych ward and was found wndering around babbling like an idiot. NOW she is a nanny.

 

There's a thought if you leve your kids with someone else ;)

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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Francis Dolarhyde: I'm the great Red Dragon.

 

Francis Dolarhyde: I am not a man. I began as one, but now I am becoming more than a man, as you will witness.

 

Will Graham: He's not collecting body parts. He's eating them.

 

 

 

^SICK FUCK! lol

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Kathy Bates in "Misery"

 

Jack Nickolson in anything

 

Everything having to do with "Eraserhead"

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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What is Eraserhead from again ,what movie?

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Annie Wilkes: He didn't get out of the cock-a-doody car.

 

Annie Wilkes: I'm your number one fan.

 

Annie Wilkes: You're just another lying old dirty birdy, and I don't think I better be around you for a while.

 

Annie Wilkes: You, you dirty bird.

 

Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes: It just breaks my heart to see you like this.

 

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From There's Something About Mary...

 

Pat: I work with retards.

 

Mary: Don't you think that's a little politically incorrect?

 

Pat: Well.... I don't let others dictate to me who I can and can't work with.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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From There's Something About Mary...

 

Pat: I work with retards.

 

Mary: Don't you think that's a little politically incorrect?

 

Pat: Well.... I don't let others dictate to me who I can and can't work with.

 

 

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^^That was like one of the funniest parts of that movie!

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How about Jonny Depp as Willy Wonka EEEEEP talk about creepy

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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^^That was like one of the funniest parts of that movie!

 

I know... I go around saying it all day and hope that someone, anyone bites on Mary's line (Whether they know the movie or not.).

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To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I don't know man. He seemed pretty quackers to me. Way more so than gene wilder's.

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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I know... I go around saying it all day and hope that someone, anyone bites on Mary's line (Whether they know the movie or not.).

 

You could get them in a toungetwist if you refered to a family member R.O. "Yeah ,I really worry for my father in law. He is a retard in all.~" :p

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When I worked in the nursing home, I worked around all kinds of people who were fucking nutz.

 

Some of the residents too.:D

 

Well anyways, the one I always got the biggest kick out of, was a guy named Walter.. Walter had suffered a stroke and was in a wheel chair, his left arm was dead and he had all kinds of mental problems.. One of his problem was that if you even touched him slightly, he would scream in pain... you could imagine the fun we had getting that guy bathed and dressed and fed... fucker was wierd !!

 

Then you have this old bum that lived in a little shantee in our back yard when we lived in Iowa..

 

He literally had an old shack set up as a house, he was fucking insane too.. he collected all kinds of junk, you would swear his yard was a junk yard, and the strange thing is, the city never made him clean it up...

 

Speaking of collecting shit... My wife's step father has epilepsy, and his head is kinda fucked up... that dude fucking saves EVERYTHING and he also collects stuff from the trash.

 

I refuse to go into their house because everytime I do, I can't help but cough. The smell of all the shit he saves is starting to show... it's all musty smelling... He lives in a 3 bedroom house and 2 of the bedrooms you can't walk into because they are filled with junk, his basement is filled with junk, his back yard has a nice collection too. Fucking PACK RATS are wierd, but that's what he is.

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I talked to a guy one time, he had been inpatient and was calling to cancel his follow up appointments. I became concerned when he said "I hear the voice of God, you know how it is." I had spoken to people who heard voices before but never one that thought it was normal and that I heard them as well. He said God spoke to him, he said that God was teaching him to take over for him one day, that now he was learning to dictate to the animals but one day he would dictate to humanity.

 

Another guy called one time who thought the insurance company owed him money. He was in his 40's and had breaks with reality, repeated suicide attempts. He was bipolar and had found his parents murdered in their home one year in October. His two brothers were also bipolar and had already successfully taken their own lives. Every year in October he got freaked out like this over his parents murder.

He told me to leave the check with the security gaurd and that he would be up to collect it. I tried to explain that we didn't owe him money and that I was not authorized nor could I even if I wanted to cut him a check. He then proceeded to tell me that he knew the town where my office was, he said he could be there within 4 hours (which was true given his location) and that he was going to kill me. He detailed for me how he was a good shot and how he would bring along his rifle.

He was the only patient that truly frightened me. He described Lake Mary where the office was, he was clear as could be about where we were. Luckily he didn't have my real name nor the actual street address of the office however this was small comfort to me.

Because he was making threats management wouldn't allow him to speak with us anymore, when he called he got transferred to someone who was licensed.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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I refuse to go into their house because everytime I do, I can't help but cough. The smell of all the shit he saves is starting to show... it's all musty smelling... He lives in a 3 bedroom house and 2 of the bedrooms you can't walk into because they are filled with junk, his basement is filled with junk, his back yard has a nice collection too. Fucking PACK RATS are wierd, but that's what he is.

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DAMNNNNNNNNN!

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Speaking of collecting shit... My wife's step father has epilepsy, and his head is kinda fucked up... that dude fucking saves EVERYTHING and he also collects stuff from the trash.

 

I refuse to go into their house because everytime I do, I can't help but cough. The smell of all the shit he saves is starting to show... it's all musty smelling... He lives in a 3 bedroom house and 2 of the bedrooms you can't walk into because they are filled with junk, his basement is filled with junk, his back yard has a nice collection too. Fucking PACK RATS are wierd, but that's what he is.

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I just love visiting family...

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.

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