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Oi oi. It be The Feotus. Always have to through this shit when you join a new forum so it's best to get out the way as quick as possible. I'm 19, from just north of Glasgow (that's in BRITAIN before any of the americans get confused.) Generaly speaking, number one pass time is goin' out and getting lashed with the lads. Anyway, it my usual forum it is customary for the noob to tell a joke so here goes.

 

What do you call a lepper in a bath?

 

Custard.

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Oi oi. It be The Feotus. Always have to through this shit when you join a new forum so it's best to get out the way as quick as possible. I'm 19, from just north of Glasgow (that's in BRITAIN before any of the americans get confused.) Generaly speaking, number one pass time is goin' out and getting lashed with the lads. Anyway, it my usual forum it is customary for the noob to tell a joke so here goes.

 

What do you call a lepper in a bath?

 

Custard.

 

Welcome aboard, you scottish fuck.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Welcome aboard, you scottish fuck.

 

 

Ahhh... the GF welcome wagon... it gets little better than that... hope you liked it!

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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Ahhh... the GF welcome wagon... it gets little better than that... hope you liked it!

 

No, it doesn't get any better. In fact, its all down hill from this point. Enjoy first couple posts bliss, because your mouth has been writing checks your ass can't cash.

 

Ok.

 

Sounded goo.

 

Oh... and Fetus

 

I am from Flowery Branch and before you get your soccer hooligan mind up in a bind, its in America.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Welcome aboard, you scottish fuck.

 

Cheers ya scummy yank, feelin' most welcome already.

 

 

And by the way, it's not soccer, it's fuckin' football. We invented the game first, we get dibbs on the name.

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Always good to have a stinky scott around

 

just don't start playng the damn pipes on us :p

 

Welcome aboard scumbag

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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Oi oi. It be The Feotus. Always have to through this shit when you join a new forum so it's best to get out the way as quick as possible. I'm 19, from just north of Glasgow (that's in BRITAIN before any of the americans get confused.) Generaly speaking, number one pass time is goin' out and getting lashed with the lads. Anyway, it my usual forum it is customary for the noob to tell a joke so here goes.

 

What do you call a lepper in a bath?

 

Custard.

 

Thats funny, here I have a map that shows Glasgow is in Scotland...must see about getting a new one.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Thats funny, here I have a map that shows Glasgow is in Scotland...must see about getting a new one.

The whole area is called Britain, get a fucking grip. England, Wales, Ireland, Scotland-I think you were just searching for a way to be a bitch. Get off your high horse, I've just about had it with your holier-than-thou attitude.

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Thats funny, here I have a map that shows Glasgow is in Scotland...must see about getting a new one.

 

HAAAAAAA ROFLMFAO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Oh wait, your not kidding are you.

 

Still..

 

 

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

AAAAA DUH!

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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I should have thought being dead beat being French...

 

Hey! I love the French!

 

Sautee' them in a little butter, garlic and white wine, and they make a tasty apetizer but you have to be sure to scrub them well first. Dirty little bastards.:eek:

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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Scotland is in Britain.

 

Misery loves company. :eek:

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I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness.

 

 

 

 

:eek: WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? :eek:

 

www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/

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Hey! I love the French!

 

Sautee' them in a little butter, garlic and white wine, and they make a tasty apetizer but you have to be sure to scrub them well first. Dirty little bastards.:eek:

 

capers... the key to cooking the french are capers...

 

and possibly some basil!

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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The whole area is called Britain, get a fucking grip. England, Wales, Ireland, Scotland-I think you were just searching for a way to be a bitch. Get off your high horse, I've just about had it with your holier-than-thou attitude.

 

LOL, I was kidding around.

 

I am more then aware that the whole area is called Britain...

However there are alot of people who are Irish, Scottish and Welsh who prefer to have their own country called by its name rather then lumped together as one name as Britain...

Is someone not getting sleep because of the new baby and feeling particularly bitchy today???

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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HAAAAAAA ROFLMFAO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Oh wait, your not kidding are you.

 

Still..

 

 

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

AAAAA DUH!

 

Tizz, you really are stupid, I was kidding.

I have a major in English history and was married to an Englishman, I am more then aware of the geography of the area.

God, you are as stupid as Phreak used to go on about.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Tizz, you really are stupid, I was kidding.

I have a major in English history and was married to an Englishman, I am more then aware of the geography of the area.

God, you are as stupid as Phreak used to go on about.

 

That wasn't een a decent attempt at a cover up. Just admit it. there was no joke in that (and if there was you should give up on that form of humor as you SOOO don't get it) you just had a major brain fart, and angie and I cought it.

 

YOU BIG DOPE!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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That wasn't een a decent attempt at a cover up. Just admit it. there was no joke in that (and if there was you should give up on that form of humor as you SOOO don't get it) you just had a major brain fart, and angie and I cought it.

 

YOU BIG DOPE!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

I was using a form of British humor, I can't believe you think I'm that lost.

That just shows how lost you are.

 

Question, have you ever been out of the US, your behavoir and general intelligence would suggest you have not.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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LOL still trying to cover that one up eh?

"An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague

 

"No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi

 

 

"If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester

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Rule Britania.

 

What a laugh.

 

 

Rule Britannia

a poem by James Thompson

 

When Britain first, at heaven's command,

Arose from out the azure main;

This was the charter of the land,

And guardian Angels sung this strain:

 

Rule, Britannia, rule the waves;

Britons never will be slaves.

 

The only waves Britain rules are the ones in their bathtubs...

 

The nations, not so blest as thee,

Must, in their turns, to tyrants fall:

While thou shalt flourish great and free,

The dread and envy of them all.

 

No one, absolutely NO ONE dreads Great Britain.

 

Still more majestic shalt thou rise,

More dreadful, from each foreign stroke:

As the loud blast that tears the skies,

Serves but to root thy native oak.

 

Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame:

All their attempts to bend thee down,

Will but arouse thy generous flame;

But work their woe, and thy renown.

 

To thee belongs the rural reign;

Thy cities shall with commerce shine:

All thine shall be the subject main,

And every shore it circles thine.

 

Commerce?? LOL, not much of that going on with the unemployment statistics they have.

 

The Muses, still with freedom found,

Shall to thy happy coast repair:

Blest isle! with matchless beauty crowned,

And manly hearts to guard the fair.

 

Freedom, you sold that down the river when through typical British arrogance you imported all manner of Muslim scum to do the jobs you thought you were too good to do, now they are holding you prisoner.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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LOL, I was kidding around.

 

I am more then aware that the whole area is called Britain...

However there are alot of people who are Irish, Scottish and Welsh who prefer to have their own country called by its name rather then lumped together as one name as Britain...

Is someone not getting sleep because of the new baby and feeling particularly bitchy today???

 

Thes people are idiots. We are one. We are the peopel. Rule Britania.

 

Your idiotic musings on my nation are illfounded. No matter who you are, no matter wher you're from....We'll kick your cunt in!

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