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You young pup you. Enjoy while you can. They'll come around faster and faster. lol

 

Happy Birthday

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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Happy Birthday Outlaw!

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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Thank you guys. Thank you. I am getting old. I really enjoyed myself today.:)

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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23 is old ?? HA !!

 

Happy B-day Negro !!

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Ya damn skippy. I'm 23 years OLD not 23 years YOUNG. I'm gonna need a cane pretty soon bro. Gracias.:D

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Happy Birthday Babe!

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Happy Birthday Babe!

 

Gracias senorita!;)

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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"Takes a bow".

 

So did any of you order a small one-man operated anti-idiot tank for me?

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Yeah, but they are on backorder. Seems tons of people are buying them and getting specially engraved ammo that says "Hilary" on it just in case...
I'm trusted by more women.
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Yeah, but they are on backorder. Seems tons of people are buying them and getting specially engraved ammo that says "Hilary" on it just in case...

 

Crap. Good things come to those who wait. I need one that can get rid of emo/attention whoring 20 year old girls. One is bugging me at this moment, trying to outdo me in an arguement. Not even worth the fight. BORING.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Happy b-day, Dante! :)

 

You're late slapnuts. Now drop and give me 20.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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I like being fashionably late.

 

I don't give a damn if you like licking chicken cloacas. Gimmie 20.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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I don't give a damn if you like licking chicken cloacas. Gimmie 20.

 

Hey! I wasn't trying to get out of the work. Would you like me to do push ups using both arms or just one? Also, put a 50 lb weight on my back just so I can do more showing off.

 

What did you do for your b-day? Anything exciting? What did you get? Anything cool?

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Hey! I wasn't trying to get out of the work. Would you like me to do push ups using both arms or just one? Also, put a 50 lb weight on my back just so I can do more showing off.

 

What did you do for your b-day? Anything exciting? What did you get? Anything cool?

 

Both arms, with a dead camel fetus on your back.

 

Let's see, I usually don't do much but treat myself out but this was a rare interactive birthday. My boss got me a shirt and a 76ers cap (though I am not a basketball fan but okie dokie). My mom took me to this kickass seafood restaraunt. Had some snow crabs, fried shrimp and 3 sides consisting of brocolli, sauteed green beans, and french fries. My mom and grandparents gave me quite a few shirts...of course they picked colorful ones as I usually dress in blue, gray, and black.

 

The highlight of the day was when I cursed out some customer trying to pick a fight with me. Everyone including the owner had my back. He got kicked out for good and claimed it was because he was black. What a fucking assbeetle.

 

The rest of the day I took a chill pill and left my worries behind.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Both arms, with a dead camel fetus on your back.

 

Let's see, I usually don't do much but treat myself out but this was a rare interactive birthday. My boss got me a shirt and a 76ers cap (though I am not a basketball fan but okie dokie). My mom took me to this kickass seafood restaraunt. Had some snow crabs, fried shrimp and 3 sides consisting of brocolli, sauteed green beans, and french fries. My mom and grandparents gave me quite a few shirts...of course they picked colorful ones as I usually dress in blue, gray, and black.

 

The highlight of the day was when I cursed out some customer trying to pick a fight with me. Everyone including the owner had my back. He got kicked out for good and claimed it was because he was black. What a fucking assbeetle.

 

The rest of the day I took a chill pill and left my worries behind.

 

LMFAO @ Assbeetle!

 

And you had to work on your b-day? "That sucks the assholes out of cats!"-Tim.

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You ate so many "skimp" you gonna git I-o-dine poisoning..

 

"Skimp, The black-mans Lobster"

Bernie Mac

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That would be "skrimp", if you are going to poke fun of a group of people do it right;)

Posted
Happy Belated Birthday, Dante! Sorry I'm late.

 

 

damn, that's a hell of a way to tell your man that you are knocked up...

I'm trusted by more women.
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LMFAO @ Assbeetle!

 

And you had to work on your b-day? "That sucks the assholes out of cats!"-Tim.

 

The only thing that sucked was that dumb squid fucker that tried to start a fight with me. Other than that work was fine.:)

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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You ate so many "skimp" you gonna git I-o-dine poisoning..

 

"Skimp, The black-mans Lobster"

Bernie Mac

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Ha, seafood is one of my main prey my brotha. No need to worry about this crustacean killa.;)

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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Happy Belated Birthday, Dante! Sorry I'm late.

 

Drop. 20. Now. Bitch. :p

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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