Hugh G. Rekshun Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 You know, I think that the pinnacle of "gross" is reached when some squatty-body, whale of a cunt ,slithers her undulating hulk into a pair of Levi's and sports them around the office!! This is utterly disgusting and I believe these hoeffers should all get a day pass to go hunting with (a better shot than) Dick Cheney!! I work in an office environment at a professional level (yeh, believe it or not, asswipes!) and there is an over-abundance of overabundant whale carcasses here. One of these fat fucks whom I will refer to as " Gloria", decides to wear these denim pants on a regular basis on "casual Fridays". I wish she would'nt. Really I do. But to the quality testament of the Levi Strauss and Co, San Francisco, California, the stress test has been dutifully and overwhelmingly performed on this office test subject and has passed with flying colors! This lard ass'es husband is devoid of anything that closely resembles a scrotum because if that were my wife (first off she would'nt be married to me!) I would not let her leave the house like that. She has no self respect to do that to herself. And before you "she has a glandular problem or something" fucking whiners chime in, she was a nice looking, around 140LB (still "chubby" but fuckable) woman who blossomed into a cow once she tied the knot last year. This goes to show you, boys, that once the woman stops "trolling" for a wallet to drain and marries the poor nutless sap, the pounds start piling on!! Remember these prophetic words, boys! And BTW, there is yet and even more humongous, "Hungry, Hungry, Hippo" working in the same office with "Gloria" whom I will refer to as "Denice". This tub-o-lard has to wear open-toed shoes because her little feet are so God-damned fat that I doubt that she can find a pair of regular shoes that will stretch around her bulbous hooves. I truly believe that she wears the slip-on's because I doubt this pig could bend over far enough to tie a pair, let alone even find the mother-fuckers! God I hat fat fucking Refrigerator Queens !!! And for Christ's sake, buy your perfume at somewhere other than K-Mart!!! Shit!!, these pigs wreak of $4.99 "Fartz-b-gone" 1 Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
builder Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 LMAO at "Fartz-b-gone" I guess that was what beer was invented for? So ugly people get to have sex? http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lggn0056.jpg Anyway, the latest craze in jeans that barely cover the pubic bone only really suit people with nice butts and curvy hips. They look completely stomach-churning on anyone else. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Lethalfind Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 You know, I think that the pinnacle of "gross" is reached when some squatty-body, whale of a cunt ,slithers her undulating hulk into a pair of Levi's and sports them around the office!! This is utterly disgusting and I believe these hoeffers should all get a day pass to go hunting with (a better shot than) Dick Cheney!! I work in an office environment at a professional level (yeh, believe it or not, asswipes!) and there is an over-abundance of overabundant whale carcasses here. One of these fat fucks whom I will refer to as " Gloria", decides to wear these denim pants on a regular basis on "casual Fridays". I wish she would'nt. Really I do. But to the quality testament of the Levi Strauss and Co, San Francisco, California, the stress test has been dutifully and overwhelmingly performed on this office test subject and has passed with flying colors! This lard ass'es husband is devoid of anything that closely resembles a scrotum because if that were my wife (first off she would'nt be married to me!) I would not let her leave the house like that. She has no self respect to do that to herself. And before you "she has a glandular problem or something" fucking whiners chime in, she was a nice looking, around 140LB (still "chubby" but fuckable) woman who blossomed into a cow once she tied the knot last year. This goes to show you, boys, that once the woman stops "trolling" for a wallet to drain and marries the poor nutless sap, the pounds start piling on!! Remember these prophetic words, boys! And BTW, there is yet and even more humongous, "Hungry, Hungry, Hippo" working in the same office with "Gloria" whom I will refer to as "Denice". This tub-o-lard has to wear open-toed shoes because her little feet are so God-damned fat that I doubt that she can find a pair of regular shoes that will stretch around her bulbous hooves. I truly believe that she wears the slip-on's because I doubt this pig could bend over far enough to tie a pair, let alone even find the mother-fuckers! God I hat fat fucking Refrigerator Queens !!! And for Christ's sake, buy your perfume at somewhere other than K-Mart!!! Shit!!, these pigs wreak of $4.99 "Fartz-b-gone" The same can be said for men who are HUGE and pull on jeans but have to leave their crack hanging out. You women know the ones I mean, the ones I have to wonder how they find their penis to pee their so fat, it must be like an expedition to dig out their penis, how nasty... As for your co-worker maybe her husband rolls her in flour to find the wet spot... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
tiredofwhiners Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 The same can be said for men who are HUGE and pull on jeans but have to leave their crack hanging out. You women know the ones I mean, the ones I have to wonder how they find their penis to pee their so fat, it must be like an expedition to dig out their penis, how nasty... As for your co-worker maybe her husband rolls her in flour to find the wet spot... Or just fucks the first wet wrinkle Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
RoyalOrleans Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 And, Goddammit, these women actually believe that they look good. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Quarky1.0 Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 What, don't you like the camel toe?! Quote
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 Sex partner potential aside and discounting the extreme of either dimension (fat or thin)...I like people of all shapes sizes and colors and I will always take the happy and fun personality of the overweight person over the anorexic sanctimonious arrogant thin person who thinks that being a walking skeleton is sexy. Oh yeah baby...nothing gets my motor running like that fresh out of a concentration camp appearance. Yum Yum. I've never understood this bizzare sickness of idolizing somebody who looks half a step away froma corpse. Fucking skeletons. No thanks. I'll take the J-Lo type booty anyday and twice on Sunday to the Kate Moss style. Fucking freakazoids of nature. Bones Bones and nothing but Bones. Lovely. And ladies, don't you just love that skinny man look? Makes you wet I bet! Barf. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
RoyalOrleans Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 Sex partner potential aside and discounting the extreme of either dimension (fat or thin)...I like people of all shapes sizes and colors and I will always take the happy and fun personality of the overweight person over the anorexic sanctimonious arrogant thin person who thinks that being a walking skeleton is sexy. Oh yeah baby...nothing gets my motor running like that fresh out of a concentration camp appearance. Yum Yum. I ve never understood this bizzare sickness of idolizing somebody who looks half a step away froma corpse. Fucking skeletons. No thanks. I'll take the J-Lo type booty anyday and twice on Sunday to the Kate Moss style. Fucking freakazoids of nature. Bones Bones and nothing but Bones. Lovely. And ladies, don't you just love that skinny man look? Makes you wet I bet! Barf. And they say the Holocaust never happened. Bullshit! Look at Hillary Duff or the Olson Skanks for proof it skipped a generation. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 And they say the Holocaust never happened. Bullshit! Look at Hillary Duff or the Olson Skanks for proof it skipped a generation. Oh yeah Baby... They make me so hot those two. Why I bet that their bodies are hard as a rock...err...bone. Yeah, tasty. Oh, and everybody knows what a pillar of emotional stability these two rich THIN girls are, huh? Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Skaterdude409 Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 you know i bet if some one opened one of those camps again they would make a fortune off celebrities Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 Oh yeah Baby... They make me so hot those two. Why I bet that their bodies are hard as a rock...err...bone. Yeah, tasty. And probably as brittle as particle board. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 You know' date=' I think that the pinnacle of "gross" is reached when some squatty-body, whale of a cunt ,slithers her undulating hulk into a pair of Levi's and sports them around the office!!...[/quote'] I can understand what you mean. Yes, indeed, this is NOT pretty, but then again if I had my ditters, women wouldn't be allowed to work in a man's office. It's not productive for business. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
RoyalOrleans Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 I can understand what you mean. Yes, indeed, this is NOT pretty, but then again if I had my ditters, women wouldn't be allowed to work in a man's office. It's not productive for business. She looks like about three hundred pounds of chewed bubble gum. Tell me, do you think she has always looked like a disgusting piece of walrus shit or did she have to work on it? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 She looks like about three hundred pounds of chewed bubble gum. Tell me, do you think she has always looked like a disgusting piece of walrus shit or did she have to work on it? I'm telling you...Cheetos, Twinkies and Ho-ho's are EVIL things! Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
RoyalOrleans Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 I'm telling you...Cheetos, Twinkies and Ho-ho's are EVIL things! Perhaps. The most evil thing I can think of right now is whiskey. I love it and hate it. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Lethalfind Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 I won't say that I idolized Harrison Ford but he was pretty high in my opinion UNTIL he took up with Calista Flockhard... Harrison Ford at least to me personified a REAL man, a real American man and then he takes up with a concentration camp victim looking chic like her...I was disillusioned to say the least. Calista Flockard = boney fuck... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 Oh yeah! Love them bones them bones.... Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
RoyalOrleans Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 I daresay, the majority of men do not like boney women. However, I like women that give me a boner. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 Oh and let's not forget athletic skinny skanks... You all remember Svetlana don't you? Isn't she pretty? Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 I daresay, the majority of men do not like boney women. However, I like women that give me a boner. Yes and my point is that for every heffer there is an equally disgusting boney bitch who is just as freakish. What ever happened to "regular" sized. Average? I love AVERAGE. It's so rare these days! Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
RoyalOrleans Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 Yes and my point is that for every heffer there is an equally disgusting boney bitch who is just as freakish. What ever happened to "regular" sized. Average? I love AVERAGE. It's so rare these days! My currenty girlfriend is about 5'5" and 115 lbs soak and wet. Averge as hell and perfect. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 My currenty girlfriend is about 5'5" and 115 lbs soak and wet. Averge as hell and perfect. Oh yeah and I bet she has a nice rack too? ( I know you!) Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
RoyalOrleans Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 Oh yeah and I bet she has a nice rack too? ( I know you!) One of the best that I've EVER seen! Let's just say that they are real and they are spectacular. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 One of the best that I've EVER seen! Let's just say that they are real and they are spectacular. Good Man! Uh-Rah! Carry On. That is all. Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted February 28, 2006 Author Posted February 28, 2006 Hey, CES....I found one of the hotties you dream about. Check out the "camel toe" on this lovely: Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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