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I'm starting to get annoyed with all of the recent media attention to myspace.

Suddenly it's a big deal that she wrote this about her. It's a big deal that he killed her parents blah blah blah and it's all because of THAT EVIL MYSPACE OH MY GOD.

People have been slandering and stalking eachother ever since the internet started to get somewhere. The minute it went beyond pictures of gems and dinosaurs, it was heading where it is now and will be tomorrow.

So I suppose what's actually bothering me is people's lack of COMMON FUCKING SENSE about not posting every little detail about yourself on some perv-infested site like myspace. Because everything was ok about that right? Until some 13 year old's way-too-old-for-her online boyfriend _ONLINE FUCKING BOYFRIEND_ killed her parents.

Is there really nothing better going on in the world? Surely there's something important happening somewhere....

I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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At all costs, don't take responsibility for your mistakes, blame it on something outside of your control, video games, the internet, TV, junk food, medication, the devil...
I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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At all costs, don't take responsibility for your mistakes, blame it on something outside of your control, video games, the internet, TV, junk food, medication, the devil...

 

I did that once! I took blame for something I did... but then I realized... The DEVIL made me take the blame!

 

I was later aquitted of all wrong doing...;)

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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The only time the Devil ever had an influence on me, was when I married my first wife.

 

And He sayeth unto Royal...

 

"Go now and marry that coke-snorting whore and ye shall sleep with her friends." - Deut 36:10

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To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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The only time the Devil ever had an influence on me, was when I married my first wife.

 

And He sayeth unto Royal...

 

"Go now and marry that coke-snorting whore and ye shall sleep with her friends." - Deut 36:10

 

ROFLMFAO.....

 

You're fucking sick! LOL

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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ROFLMFAO.....

 

You're fucking sick! LOL

 

And Royal did sleep with all his wife's friends and there was much rejoicing. Deut 36:11

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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And Royal did sleep with all his wife's friends and there was much rejoicing. Deut 36:11

 

lololol, I'm dying here, how hilarious.

where can I pick up that version of the Bible according to RO?

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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lololol, I'm dying here, how hilarious.

where can I pick up that version of the Bible according to RO?

 

The Gospel based on the Account of RoyalOrleans is available at any christian book store.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I was at "The Abby" in Norfolk, NE, and I couldn't find it. Is it available through Barnes and Noble?

 

Nope. Books-a-million has the audio version narrated by Andy Rooney.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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