Anonymous Posted May 11, 2007 Posted May 11, 2007 Breaking news out of Texas has it that the once illustrious Phantom of GF is frantically looking for yet another "man" to take care of her. These events took place after a routine medical examination reveled to her current lover that she (Phantom) is in fact a transmogrified man. The medical examination was backed up after an interview with her parents, who sobbed uncontrollably, confirmed the rumor. News at 11 Quote
Phantom Posted May 12, 2007 Posted May 12, 2007 Breaking news? Breaking news? Hardly, Darling. It is actually quite old news that I used to be a man. Quote Blah.
Anonymous Posted May 13, 2007 Author Posted May 13, 2007 Breaking news? Breaking news? Hardly, Darling. It is actually quite old news that I used to be a man.And your husband? is it also not news that he is a pole-smoker. . . . Quote
eddo Posted May 13, 2007 Posted May 13, 2007 not since she got it lopped off he isn't... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
hugo Posted May 13, 2007 Posted May 13, 2007 My compliments to the surgeon.. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
KathyA Posted May 14, 2007 Posted May 14, 2007 My compliments to the surgeon.. He did do a wonderful job. I have seen the before's and after's.. I must admit, hers is nicer than mine.. Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Phantom Posted May 14, 2007 Posted May 14, 2007 He did do a wonderful job. I have seen the before's and after's.. I must admit, hers is nicer than mine.. But the doctor totally botched the removal of my Adam's Apple! I think I am suing for medical malpractice. Quote Blah.
KathyA Posted May 14, 2007 Posted May 14, 2007 But the doctor totally botched the removal of my Adam's Apple! I think I am suing for medical malpractice. Yeah your adam's apple was always a dead give away.. That and your man hands..lol Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Phantom Posted May 14, 2007 Posted May 14, 2007 Yeah your adam's apple was always a dead give away.. That and your man hands..lol Damn these man hands of mine! Quote Blah.
manicmonday Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 Damn these man hands of mine! Yeah, but they "did" it for me last night, especially after the pizza delivery, so quit bitching. Man hands are cool. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
Phantom Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 ...especially after the pizza delivery... I'll never forgive you. Quote Blah.
Anonymous Posted May 15, 2007 Author Posted May 15, 2007 Update on the Filthy Phantom: He/she has engaged in a satirical propaganda campaign in a vain attempt to cover up her debauchery and deception of Good Christan people everywhere. Her/its husband was seen checking into a mental facility, reportedly suffering from anxiety and depression. He was heard to be muttering "I just thought she had an unusually large clit" The filthy Phantom has yet to comment and has not returned our phone calls or requests for interview. Her notorious gender bending associate ManicMonday was seen entering the back door of filthy Phantoms Texas Villa wearing a hoody and carrying a small sack of prescription pharmaceuticals. Quote
eddo Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 Her notorious gender bending associate ManicMonday was seen entering the back door of filthy Phantoms Texas Villa wearing a hoody and carrying a small sack of prescription pharmaceuticals. Entering the backdoor of Phantoms house, or entering Phantoms back door? Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Anonymous Posted May 15, 2007 Author Posted May 15, 2007 Entering the backdoor of Phantoms house, or entering Phantoms back door?One never knows for sure when dealing with Filthy Phantom. A "Source" has recently come forward and has admitted that the Filthy Phantom has a predisposition for anal and oral, another confirmation perhaps that she was actually a man at one time. Quote
Phantom Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 I'm a gracious hostess. My "backdoor" is always open to friends and strangers alike. Quote Blah.
manicmonday Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 Entering the backdoor of Phantoms house, or entering Phantoms back door? The answer is always yes Eddo. I'm surprised you had to ask. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
Phantom Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 BUSTED! Boy, was I in the right place at the right time! The anon person just posted their newest comment, I scrolled down to the bottom to see who else was viewing the thread to see who the culprit was. It was none other than.... The only other person besides me viewing the page I must say, Nazz, although you were my original suspect, my yahoo messenger groupies talked me out of the possibility that it was you due to your grammar and sentence structure being correct. Still, your linguistic disguise was no match for Detective Phantom! Quote Blah.
KathyA Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 I'm a gracious hostess. My "backdoor" is always open to friends and strangers alike. You swore it was only me.. Our trust has been violated.. How many others have you let in your back door? Quote I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Phantom Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 More of your video trickery.. I have no need to post anonymously... I am not the perpetrator of this thread. . . Yes you are. But it's ok. I'm a very understanding man-woman. You and I were the only two viewing the thread (no guests or invisible members). No anon comment. I press refresh, there is a new comment from anon and still no other person viewing the thread besides us. Give it up. Quote Blah.
Anonymous Posted May 15, 2007 Author Posted May 15, 2007 Note for ANON posters: Use invisible mode when posting. Quote
Phantom Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 Note for ANON posters: Use invisible mode when posting. See? I'm so smart everyone heeds my advice. Oh, and if you use the trademarked . . . after your threads, I recommend making sure you don't do that either. Trust me. Phantom knows. 1 Quote Blah.
Anonymous Posted May 17, 2007 Author Posted May 17, 2007 The filthy Phantom on yet another incestuous jaunt was found to have had all its body parts either removed or implanted. Quote
Anonymous Posted May 18, 2007 Author Posted May 18, 2007 Phantom was seen, rubbing its man hands all over her unresponsive lover/husband at the local fine eatery. His apathetic body language is a sure sign that his interest in the filthy Phantom is dead, an insider has confirmed the Phantoms libido and her lovers are no longer in harmony. Looks like FP will be jilted again, you would think it would have learned by now not to build relationships on lies and treachery. News at 11 Quote
eddo Posted May 19, 2007 Posted May 19, 2007 Phantom was seen, rubbing its man hands all over her unresponsive lover/husband at the local fine eatery. His apathetic body language is a sure sign that his interest in the filthy Phantom is dead, nah, he was just drugged. Phantom has to do that to get people to go out in public with her. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Anonymous Posted May 24, 2007 Author Posted May 24, 2007 Phantom the filthy man Phantom has finally come forward and admitted to having gluten surgically implanted into her buttocks, possessing cottage cheese thighs, boob implants and collagen shots for her lips. No wonder after finding all this out her husband now sleeps on the couch and rejects her/its sexual advances. Quote
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