I'm Drunk! -sixes

[sixes]

Ok ,so like I have had a few today. I was thinking with as piss poor as my thread reviews have been ,maybe if I made a thread wasted ,I might get a better reSponse. /'[who the cares hell knows thoughh! /. .haha

 

Anway.. This forum fucking ROXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!! I love you guys man! Wait ,nope I dont love any of you ,you are all assholes!!! EXXcpect for Phreak ,he is a fucking Freak/l,

 

You CES ,yes you ,,you son of bitch! I can kick you R ass in real life and you know it!!! Fucking tough guyy always acting like he can take mee ,IM Sick OF IT!!

 

Fuck you people ,;qlwklkd;

[sixes]

i GOOTA go the screen is spinnning...................

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[tizz]

I didn't know you had been sober??

[manicmonday]

I didn't know you had been sober??

 

 

Maybe the first thing you've said I agree with. Go Tizz!!!!

[sixes]

If i did'nt feel so sick right now...........

[RoyalOrleans]

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[sixes]

Maybe the first thing you've said I agree with. Go Tizz!!!!

 

Why don't girls like me??

 

 

My Nuts Stink

 

I always wondered why my nuts stink,

I tried everything, even soaked them in the sink,

They smell like piss mixed with shit,

They smell so bad I can't handle it,

The girls won't touch me and my stinky nuts,

I can't even score with the nastiest sluts,

I tried cologne, I tried lysol, even listerine,

I've tried it all but can't get my nuts clean,

I shave them and scrub them, but I still get the funk,

My nuts stink so bad, people think I'm a skunk,

I went to a doctor, to destinkify my nuts,

but he took one whiff and puked out his fucking guts,

I took a steel brush and gave them a good cleaning,

But it just left my sack aching and bleeding,

I just can't seem to make my nuts smell good,

My neighbors tried to kick me out of my neighborhood,

My family can't stand to be around me,

Because my nuts are so fucking stinky,

So I guess I'm doomed to have smelly nuts,

They will always stink no ifs ands or buts.

[Vortex]

Hey bitch......thats my job to be the drunk ass poster..........

[sixes]

Hey bitch......thats my job to be the drunk ass poster..........

I dont get that drunk that often. I would edit it ,but everyone has seen it.:o

[Vortex]

me either i guess.....i do take a day off a month to be sober and reflect on how life would be without liquor...

[RoyalOrleans]

Come taste my man chicken!

 

 

...You must die I alone am best!

I hope ya flip some guy the bird,

He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,

In front of the Beatles' tour bus,

A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,

Hauling hazardous biological waste,

The light turns red you have no brakes,

And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape,

So you can see the look on your face,

...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,

...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,

I hope your Pinto begins to spin,

Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran,

Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner,

And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner,

Perhaps even the British Royal Family,

And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy,

And we can't forget the newlyweds,

And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead,

I hope this helps to emphasize,

I hope this helps to clarify,

I hope you die,

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God,

But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob",

Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,

Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse,

While he masturbates to photos of livestock,

He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock,

Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance",

And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince,

...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,

...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,

And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,

And whatever happens next is all a blur,

But you remember "fist" can be a verb,

And when you finally regain consciousness,

You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress,

And the prison guard looks the other way,

'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day,

I hope this helps to emphasize,

I hope this helps to clarify,

I hope you die,

...I hope you die!.

 

Ohhh.... great! The return of neilsthepoet.

[fullauto]

PUI - Posting Under the Influence... I've been there... ask Jenn:o

[RoyalOrleans]

Nine out of ten posts of mine are done under the influence.

[Feckless Wench]

Yeah well, you'll have the headache from hell later, serves ya right.

[Vortex]

I work nights...so even if i crash at 6 am i still get anywhere between 8-11 hours of sleep

 

 

ahh bliss.....now if i had money to acompany that bliss i would be even blissier!

[sixes]

I work nights...so even if i crash at 6 am i still get anywhere between 8-11 hours of sleep

 

 

ahh bliss.....now if i had money to acompany that bliss i would be even blissier!

Nightshift suxxx cause it throws you off and everyone makes a clatter while you're sleeping. Its nice to have the world to yourself at night ,but it catches up.

[Vortex]

Nightshift suxxx cause it throws you off and everyone makes a clatter while you're sleeping. Its nice to have the world to yourself at night ,but it catches up.

 

 

i sleep so hard that nothing wakes me up...and if it does i roll over and get back to sleep instantly....its the actually getting to sleep in the first place that makes me a night person....since i quit working days (about 6 months ago) i have had the best rest and best feeling ever!

[sixes]

i sleep so hard that nothing wakes me up...and if it does i roll over and get back to sleep instantly....its the actually getting to sleep in the first place that makes me a night person....since i quit working days (about 6 months ago) i have had the best rest and best feeling ever!

I use to sleep like that ,but when i'm woke up I can't go back to sleep. Most times some asshole is outside with a leaf blower.....

[Vortex]

wait till your 32....falling asleep is like trying to hold on to your youth.....but at least i can still hold on to staying asleep....

[sixes]

wait till your 32....falling asleep is like trying to hold on to your youth.....but at least i can still hold on to staying asleep....

 

Holding on to youth you say? Like useing stemcells?