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This shouldn't bother me, but it does. In the short text to follow, I am not being bigot or at least I'm trying to be as PC as possible. This is just what I have observed in my experiences driving around Atlanta in a brown delivery van and shitting in public restrooms.

 

Why do blacks hang their toilet paper (and paper towels for that matter) backwards? Outlaw any thoughts? I don't think Hindus use toilet paper, because the Circle M near Peachtree Industrial Blvd never has any! I am quite certain that Muslims don't either, since my visit to a dry cleaner on Medlock Bridge Rd.

 

Am I being idiotic in saying this?

 

I was brought up to place it where the sheets can be torn over the top.

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Ya know, I really wouldn't know man. For one, I never noticed and two, according to people of my own race, I'm not black (they are kinda right for my skin is quite brownish in nature ;) ) so therefore I am quite careful enough to put the rolls in correctly.:p
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Ya know, I really wouldn't know man. For one, I never noticed and two, according to people of my own race, I'm not black (they are kinda right for my skin is quite brownish in nature ;) ) so therefore I am quite careful enough to put the rolls in correctly.:p

 

You're half and half right? Black father, white mother or vice versa?

 

I am hoping to be wrong on this issue.

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You know RO

I don't think Thai's wipe their arses either. Yes there is toilet paper in all the bathrooms in hotels/guest houses. Its there for the westerners (farangs). What you also get beside the toilet pan is what seems to be a kind of shower hose. But without a shower head. Theres a button you press which causes water to squirt out with considerable force. And, when your Thai lady friend takes a dump, you can hear her using the thing.

 

But whatever you do don't try it yourself. I wish someone had told me that. I thought I had the thing aimed right, but I shot myself right in the pods and it fucking hurts, and I drenched the wall behind me. So now you know

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This shouldn't bother me, but it does. In the short text to follow, I am not being bigot or at least I'm trying to be as PC as possible. This is just what I have observed in my experiences driving around Atlanta in a brown delivery van and shitting in public restrooms.

 

Why do blacks hang their toilet paper (and paper towels for that matter) backwards? Outlaw any thoughts? I don't think Hindus use toilet paper, because the Circle M near Peachtree Industrial Blvd never has any! I am quite certain that Muslims don't either, since my visit to a dry cleaner on Medlock Bridge Rd.

 

Am I being idiotic in saying this?

 

I was brought up to place it where the sheets can be torn over the top.

Atlantic is a disgusting city with a high crime rate and very stupid road raging idiots. I don't think its just the blacks,LOL.:confused:
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You know RO

I don't think Thai's wipe their arses either. Yes there is toilet paper in all the bathrooms in hotels/guest houses. Its there for the westerners (farangs). What you also get beside the toilet pan is what seems to be a kind of shower hose. But without a shower head. Theres a button you press which causes water to squirt out with considerable force. And, when your Thai lady friend takes a dump, you can hear her using the thing.

 

But whatever you do don't try it yourself. I wish someone had told me that. I thought I had the thing aimed right, but I shot myself right in the pods and it fucking hurts, and I drenched the wall behind me. So now you know

 

Some call those "bidets."

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As for toilet paper and paper towels.. I do them both differently. I do the toilet paper so it comes from over the top, but paper towels I hang them so I can tear them off from behind the roll. I'm not black. :rolleyes:
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No Jen they are not bidets. Its like a shower hose right beside the toilet pan

 

I believe they are called bulok couba (Thai for asshole washers)

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while growing up my sisters cat loved to play with the toilet paper roll. She would unravel the entire thing just for fun. So we turned the tp to roll out from the back, and that stopped that problem.

 

Done it that way ever since.

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while growing up my sisters cat loved to play with the toilet paper roll. She would unravel the entire thing just for fun. So we turned the tp to roll out from the back, and that stopped that problem.

 

Done it that way ever since.

 

You mean the cat was your sister's and not yours also?

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"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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I was brought up to place it where the sheets can be torn over the top.

 

Why would you put it that way? If you put it with the paper coming from the bottom you can tear it away with one hand. Putting it coming from the top doesn't really allow for that. More times than not you'll just end up pulling a few rotations of paper off.

 

I always just figured it was a matter of preference.

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You're half and half right? Black father, white mother or vice versa?

 

I am hoping to be wrong on this issue.

 

Well my father and mother are primarily black. I dunno much about my father but my mother has a hint of Irish (you can clearly see it in my grandfather that he's mixed) and a touch of Cherokee. But what I mean by black is that they don't think I'm "black" as in attitude. Which is another topic in itself...

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Atlantic is a disgusting city with a high crime rate and very stupid road raging idiots. I don't think its just the blacks,LOL.:confused:

 

Funny, I thought you was talking about Atlantic City. That place is full of crummy rejects as well.

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Outlaw says:

But what I mean by black is that they don't think I'm "black" as in attitude. Which is another topic in itself...

 

And its a very intersting topic too. Tell me, what is the typical black attitude ? How does your attitude differ from this ?

 

Do your folks think your attitude is more say, like a white, hispanic or oriental ? Why do they think so?

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Well my father and mother are primarily black. I dunno much about my father but my mother has a hint of Irish (you can clearly see it in my grandfather that he's mixed) and a touch of Cherokee. But what I mean by black is that they don't think I'm "black" as in attitude. Which is another topic in itself...

 

Well... goddamn. That clears up a lot. One whole heckuvalot.

 

I just found out that there is some Cherokee Indian blood coursing through my veins. That makes me an Irish-Scottish-Cherokee lover of firewater.

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