tiredofwhiners Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 Man in insane fit, cuts off penis, throws it at police officers. In the Northwest side of Chicago Wednesday morning, March 15 2006, police were summoned to a naked man smashing car windows and breaking into a house. About a half dozen police officers responded and were confronted by Jakub Fik, 33 years-old, naked and bleeding. Fik began throwing knives at the police officers and 1 Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
babiebec3 Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 Now that's my kind of post. Nothing like a man cutting off his own penis! Quote
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 I think I'm missing something here. Can someone explain to me how chopping off your ping ping and throwing it at cops is going to make the situation any better? Quote All bullshit, No Business.
jokersarewild Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 Well, I think he's a eunic now... Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
tiredofwhiners Posted March 21, 2006 Author Posted March 21, 2006 I think I'm missing something here. Can someone explain to me how chopping off your ping ping and throwing it at cops is going to make the situation any better? NO No i can't. Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
ImWithStupid Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 Just an assumption. I think this guy may have been mentally disturbed. Quote
tiredofwhiners Posted March 21, 2006 Author Posted March 21, 2006 Just an assumption. I think this guy may have been mentally disturbed. If he was'nt he is now. Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
ImWithStupid Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 That or have the best, "What the fuck did I do when I was drunk last night", story to tell. Quote
jokersarewild Posted March 23, 2006 Posted March 23, 2006 Or always be the bitch in jail... Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
tizz Posted March 23, 2006 Posted March 23, 2006 Or pull a Mr. Bobbit and make some cash doing a post-reattachment Pay Per View Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester
Gallytuck Posted March 23, 2006 Posted March 23, 2006 Well, I think he's a eunic now... They said the doctors were able to reattach it. Quote
Lethalfind Posted March 23, 2006 Posted March 23, 2006 He will probably be using the line ..."do you want to see my scar?" I wouldn't be surprised if there were drugs involved... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
WildBaldMonkey Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 I don't know about this story, I need a link:confused: Quote
tiredofwhiners Posted March 24, 2006 Author Posted March 24, 2006 I don't know about this story, I need a link:confused: That was the story...It was on orgish.com if you want to look. Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
OmegaManiac Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 I guess "dick in the dirt" just took on a new meaning. Quote
sixes Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 Now that's my kind of post. Nothing like a man cutting off his own penis! Oh ,another man loving comic. Enjoy your next mammogram. Quote .
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