America's alternative to fighting wars

[EnterNetProphet]

How about an American version to the french foreign legion?

 

Think about it,Foreign fighters/volunteers from the commonwealth ready to fight America's unpopular wars.

 

Age open

 

Does this sound like an answer to the mujahideen or what?

 

I would be the first to chuck in my boring job and join!!!!

[jokersarewild]

Chaa, you know vhat? Naa Ahh!

[Gallytuck]

I say we gather up all the known gang members(they're into tattoos, shouldn't be that hard to pick 'em out), ship 'em off to the front, hook them up with a weapon, point them in the direction of the enemy and then double-dog dare them to show how "hardcore" they really are.

[Skaterdude409]

I wonder how many would cry?

[EnterNetProphet]

I say we gather up all the known gang members(they're into tattoos, shouldn't be that hard to pick 'em out), ship 'em off to the front, hook them up with a weapon, point them in the direction of the enemy and then double-dog dare them to show how "hardcore" they really are.

 

I can just picture hoopty humvees riding low and bouncing lol:p

[Outlaw2747]

I say we gather up all the known gang members(they're into tattoos, shouldn't be that hard to pick 'em out), ship 'em off to the front, hook them up with a weapon, point them in the direction of the enemy and then double-dog dare them to show how "hardcore" they really are.

 

My thoughts exactly. Let's see them TRY to hold an M16 sideways and hit the enemy. Let's see how much of a "soldja" they really are.

[Gallytuck]

I can just picture hoopty humvees riding low and bouncing lol:p

 

Who said anything about letting them have vehicles?

[Gallytuck]

My thoughts exactly. Let's see them TRY to hold an M16 sideways and hit the enemy. Let's see how much of a "soldja" they really are.

 

We'll probably have to get them some AK's since they're so easy to get in the general LA area.

[Skaterdude409]

And since their so hardcore, they get no armor

[EnterNetProphet]

And since their so hardcore, they get no armor

hahahalol ouch thats gotta hurt!!!

 

the point is to win um win what exactly I don't know yet

 

somebody clarify why they are in Iraq in the first place first

[Outlaw2747]

They don't need a radio either. They can speak that street ebonics or whatever language they talk in. Oh and no AK for them.

[jokersarewild]

They don't need a radio either. They can speak that street ebonics or whatever language they talk in. Oh and no AK for them.

 

And they could wear red and blue, since they don't need sand camo...

[Skaterdude409]

And they better make sure they polish up their bling so that everyone can cleary see them shimmering in the distance

[Gallytuck]

Or we could just send them to Australia.

[Skaterdude409]

Didnt we do that once before?

[Lethalfind]

I still think the idea of sending the Red Necks over there, telling them its hunting season and that Muslims taste like Chicken is the best idea...

[Skaterdude409]

I still think the idea of sending the Red Necks over there, telling them its hunting season and that Muslims taste like Chicken is the best idea...

 

and say to the renecks that they have beer

[jokersarewild]

And they changed the clothing policies of their women from covered to "nekkid"...

[builder]

Or we could just send them to Australia.

 

Sure, our cars need washing, our streets need a chewing gum pluck session, and all the spittle needs to be scrubbed off the fronts of our bars. Bring some old rags, and a hat.

[EnterNetProphet]

and say to the renecks that they have beer

lets not clue them in that they're muslim and prefer sweet tea

[WullieTheRed]

somebody clarify why they are in Iraq in the first place first

heh, I dunno likes, but I'm sure our pal Dylan would have something to say on the matter.

A lot of people don't have much food on their table,

But they got a lot of forks n' knives,

And they gotta cut somethin'.

[snafu]

America

[sixes]

America

[Skaterdude409]

I thought it was sending our women over to talk to them?

 

no women would give them the silent treatment

[Outlaw2747]

Well from what I HEARD, the world's worst men (as far as treating women) are in the Middle East. And the world's worst women (as far as treaing men) are right here in our very own country. Do I see a match?