Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Aaron Kim" <aaron@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5d9frnF349dfhU1@mid.individual.net: > > > <panamfloyd@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:1181687654.694587.51530@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com... >> On Jun 12, 1:40 pm, "Art Bulla" <a...@artbulla.com> wrote: >>> Say that to my face moron, and I would stick your head further up >>> your ass >>> than it already is. >> >> You're the one denying reality, and he has his head stuffed? Funny >> guy, you are. >> >> There's a reason no one is listening to what you have to say. It's >> stupid, and we've heard it all before. This is not your church, where >> you all support each others' fantacies. >> >> If you really want people to treat Christian mythology >> sympathetically, either create a coherent argument... >> >> ...OR COME UP WITH SOME STINKIN' EVIDENCE! Until you people do one or >> the other, what you believe is just something stupid that someone >> else believes. Your mythology is no different to me than the UFO >> Abduction cults are to you. Why is this so difficult for you folks to >> understand? >> >> -Panama Floyd, Atlanta. >> aa#2015/KoBAAWA! > > The Gos<BOUNCE> Matt. 6:5 And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. Matt. 6:6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. Matt. 6:7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Matt. 6:16 When you fast, do not look somber as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show men they are fasting. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 17 But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, 18 so that it will not be obvious to men that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. Now shaddap and piss off. -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5damagF33q4b2U1 @mid.individual.net: > One of the first things revealed to me after my first vision and the > ordinances of the Holy Priesthood being laid upon me Ever notice how homoerotic these whack-job religious rants are? "His rod and staff comfort me." "Experience the fullness of the LORD!" Here, punkie, go buy yourself one of these and fuck off: http://www.discountadultstuff.com.au/site/prod232.htm -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Aaron Kim" <aaron@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5db8vhF3360fbU1@mid.individual.net: > If a TV set is in a living room, we know someone built it, that it > didn't just built itself or that it just magically poof! appeared out > of nowhere. So why is it so hard for you to open your mind enough to > believe that we can look at our environment which has a complex order > to it that there is a Creator of our world? Why the hostile bigotry? > You'd rather put your faith that life randomly built itself. > Craziness! You need the ordinances laid on you which is baptism and > receiving of the gift of the Holy Spirit by Art Bulla, who holds the > keys to the Priesthood. No, seriously, son, you're an idiot. Just plain idiot. That's not bigotry, it's just a statement of simple fact based on observation. You're an idiot. That's all. -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Aaron Kim" <aaron@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5dbbn6F3451q6U1@mid.individual.net: > Everyone needs to find a purpose in life. Everyone has some sort of > "idol" they worship. For some it's sports, some sort of hobby like car > model building, fast cars, for atheists it's evolution. Apparently yours is mutual masturbation, considering all the religious tag- team circle-jerk crap you're doing with your ladyfriend "Art" over there. -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5dalugF322f1hU1@mid.individual.net: <snip> > You have my complete contempt. Fuck your contempt, you pansy-assed puppy-wanker. > 10 And <SLAP> Yeah, yeah, yeah, another moronic cut-n-paste-o-matic bible quote. Ezek. 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man. Ezek. 4:15 Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith. Go make yerself a sammich, wonderbread. -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5d8462Fl5q6gU1 @mid.individual.net: > Moonbats in denial. Shake the dust off your sandals and leave. -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5dampnF33jfckU1@mid.individual.net: > You have a right to be an atheist. Why, thas' mighty white of ya, massa. I sho' was worried 'bout that. > Just don't force your bullsh< Shaddap. -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in news:pan.2007.06.13.23.56.21.910967@com.mkbilbo: > On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:11:14 -0700, Art Bulla wrote: > >> You have a right to be an atheist. > > Do I have the right for religious fruit cups to go back to their > newsgroups? > Mark, Mark, Mark. tsk He's not a fruit cup. He's a puddin'-head. Just a common puddin'-head. The markings give it away every time! Now, Aaron Kim is definately a fruit-cup. You misplaced your Troll Spotter's Guide in the move? -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Aaron Kim" <aaron@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5d9f2vF33iid7U1@mid.individual.net: > The Mormons were preaching this all > the way back in the 19th century way before Elizabeth Kubler Ross made > it popular in the mainstream. Oh, well. If the Jello-Mold & Tupperware folks did it, it must be right. -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5dakneF32uvmtU1@mid.individual.net: > That's what the Jews said to Jesus when they crucified him. knock knock knock knock McFly! Hey, McFly, anyone home? C'mon, McFly, everyone knows the Romans nailed your boy. > And say those things to my face and I would > give you the thrashing your foolish parents never cared enough to give > you. McFly, you couldn't whip an ass given a lash and a donkey. Your posturing is just adorable. Sooner or later you'll have to grow up. -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Aaron Kim" <aaron@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5dbbn6F3451q6U2@mid.individual.net: > I also > know God has chosen his Prophet for this generation of unbelievers, > mockers, and scorners, and fools, who the Spirit has testified is Art > Bulla. I bet he gave you a lapdance to say that about him. -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Robibnikoff Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message news:Xns994EECF5817BBaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18... > "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5dak1iF33tv3lU1 > @mid.individual.net: > >> I am not a Christian fool. > > So what sort of fool are you? A first rate one -- Robyn Resident Witchypoo BAAWA Knight! #1557 Quote
Guest Robibnikoff Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message news:Xns994EEE98DD53Faskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18... > "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5damagF33q4b2U1 > @mid.individual.net: > >> One of the first things revealed to me after my first vision and the >> ordinances of the Holy Priesthood being laid upon me > > Ever notice how homoerotic these whack-job religious rants are? > > "His rod and staff comfort me." > > "Experience the fullness of the LORD!" > > Here, punkie, go buy yourself one of these and fuck off: > > http://www.discountadultstuff.com.au/site/prod232.htm Oh my :0 -- Robyn Resident Witchypoo BAAWA Knight! #1557 Quote
Guest Robibnikoff Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message news:Xns994EEFEC0A127askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18... > "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> wrote in > news:5dalugF322f1hU1@mid.individual.net: > > <snip> > >> You have my complete contempt. > > Fuck your contempt, you pansy-assed puppy-wanker. > >> 10 And <SLAP> > > Yeah, yeah, yeah, another moronic cut-n-paste-o-matic bible quote. > > Ezek. 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it > with dung that cometh out of man. > > Ezek. 4:15 Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for > man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith. > > Go make yerself a sammich, wonderbread. ROTFL -- Robyn Resident Witchypoo BAAWA Knight! #1557 Quote
Guest Mark K. Bilbo Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:40:56 +0000, Doc Smartass wrote: > "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in > news:pan.2007.06.13.23.56.21.910967@com.mkbilbo: > >> On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:11:14 -0700, Art Bulla wrote: >> >>> You have a right to be an atheist. >> >> Do I have the right for religious fruit cups to go back to their >> newsgroups? >> > > Mark, Mark, Mark. tsk > > He's not a fruit cup. He's a puddin'-head. Just a common puddin'-head. > The markings give it away every time! > > Now, Aaron Kim is definately a fruit-cup. > > You misplaced your Troll Spotter's Guide in the move? Erm... my dog ate it! -- Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423 EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion ------------------------------------------------------------ "Behold the foul stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!" Quote
Guest Mark K. Bilbo Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:37:15 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote: > In article <5dampnF33jfckU1@mid.individual.net> "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> writes: >> You have a right to be an atheist. Just don't force your bullshit down my >> throat or the throats of my children with tax monies paying for your false >> religion to captive audiences in public schools brainwashing whole >> generations into paganism and depravity, drug use, mixing with the black >> race of Cain, 40,000,000 murders of the unborn, filthy talk, evil surmising, >> wickedness of every kind, murder, malignity. Dillan Clebold (Columbine) >> said he did what he did because of Darwin. While shooting innocents, he wore >> a white tee shirt with the inscription "Survival of the Fittest". Schools >> are forced factories for atheism supported by tax monies. They killed John >> Singer in his own front yard for taking his children out of public school. >> Shot him in the back with a shotgun, threw him in the back of a pickup truck >> while going down the mountain where he bled to death at the hands of a >> uniformed mob comprised of armed thugs on snowmobiles acting under the color >> of law. Murderers! Liars! Fools! Blind! I am an eyewitness there is a God >> and he is terrible beyond your feeble understanding. There is a second >> death, the death of the spirit which may take millenia to accomplish, in the >> which you are ground back down to native element and lose your identity. >> Reincarnation is false, saith the Lord. Again I say, there is a second >> death, fool. >> >> >> >> >> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message >> news:pan.2007.06.12.22.21.08.243596@com.mkbilbo... >> > On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:41:15 -0700, Art Bulla wrote: >> > >> >> Moonbats in denial. >> > >> > Says the guy posting to alt.ATHEISM and being surprised to find ATHEISTS >> > in the newsgroup... >> > >> > -- >> > Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423 >> > EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion >> > ------------------------------------------------------------ >> > "Behold the foul stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!" >> >> > > Yeah, Bilbo. What he said. You gotta do something about > that "evil surmising". The neighbors are starting to talk. Longhorn cattle can talk???? -- Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423 EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion ------------------------------------------------------------ "Behold the foul stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!" Quote
Guest Robibnikoff Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message news:pan.2007.06.14.14.52.59.643122@com.mkbilbo... > On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:37:15 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote: snip >> Yeah, Bilbo. What he said. You gotta do something about >> that "evil surmising". The neighbors are starting to talk. > > Longhorn cattle can talk???? Well, I heard one "moo" when I was down at the Fort Worth Stockyards last Saturday -- Robyn Resident Witchypoo BAAWA Knight! #1557 Quote
Guest Cary Kittrell Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 In article <pan.2007.06.14.14.52.59.643122@com.mkbilbo> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> writes: > On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:37:15 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote: > > > In article <5dampnF33jfckU1@mid.individual.net> "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> writes: > >> You have a right to be an atheist. Just don't force your bullshit down my > >> throat or the throats of my children with tax monies paying for your false > >> religion to captive audiences in public schools brainwashing whole > >> generations into paganism and depravity, drug use, mixing with the black > >> race of Cain, 40,000,000 murders of the unborn, filthy talk, evil surmising, > >> wickedness of every kind, murder, malignity. Dillan Clebold (Columbine) > >> said he did what he did because of Darwin. While shooting innocents, he wore > >> a white tee shirt with the inscription "Survival of the Fittest". Schools > >> are forced factories for atheism supported by tax monies. They killed John > >> Singer in his own front yard for taking his children out of public school. > >> Shot him in the back with a shotgun, threw him in the back of a pickup truck > >> while going down the mountain where he bled to death at the hands of a > >> uniformed mob comprised of armed thugs on snowmobiles acting under the color > >> of law. Murderers! Liars! Fools! Blind! I am an eyewitness there is a God > >> and he is terrible beyond your feeble understanding. There is a second > >> death, the death of the spirit which may take millenia to accomplish, in the > >> which you are ground back down to native element and lose your identity. > >> Reincarnation is false, saith the Lord. Again I say, there is a second > >> death, fool. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message > >> news:pan.2007.06.12.22.21.08.243596@com.mkbilbo... > >> > On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:41:15 -0700, Art Bulla wrote: > >> > > >> >> Moonbats in denial. > >> > > >> > Says the guy posting to alt.ATHEISM and being surprised to find ATHEISTS > >> > in the newsgroup... > >> > > >> > -- > >> > Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423 > >> > EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion > >> > ------------------------------------------------------------ > >> > "Behold the foul stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!" > >> > >> > > > > Yeah, Bilbo. What he said. You gotta do something about > > that "evil surmising". The neighbors are starting to talk. > > Longhorn cattle can talk???? And of course my answer to that is the same as the answer to the koan "Does a dog have Buddha nature?", to wit: "Moo". (oh, wait, that was "Mu", wasn't it? Never mind...) -- cary Quote
Guest panamfloyd@hotmail.com Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 On Jun 13, 6:52 pm, "Aaron Kim" <a...@artbulla.com> wrote: > <panamfl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > > news:1181757094.726555.315690@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com... > > > > > > > On Jun 13, 2:06 am, "Aaron Kim" <a...@artbulla.com> wrote: > >> <panamfl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > > >>news:1181687654.694587.51530@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com... > > >> > On Jun 12, 1:40 pm, "Art Bulla" <a...@artbulla.com> wrote: > >> >> Say that to my face moron, and I would stick your head further up > >> >> your > >> >> ass > >> >> than it already is. > > >> > You're the one denying reality, and he has his head stuffed? Funny > >> > guy, you are. > > >> > There's a reason no one is listening to what you have to say. It's > >> > stupid, and we've heard it all before. This is not your church, where > >> > you all support each others' fantacies. > > >> > If you really want people to treat Christian mythology > >> > sympathetically, either create a coherent argument... > > >> > ...OR COME UP WITH SOME STINKIN' EVIDENCE! Until you people do one or > >> > the other, what you believe is just something stupid that someone else > >> > believes. Your mythology is no different to me than the UFO Abduction > >> > cults are to you. Why is this so difficult for you folks to > >> > understand? > > >> > -PanamaFloyd, Atlanta. > >> > aa#2015/KoBAAWA! > > >> The Gospel appeals to the soul barring reprobates like yourself. You deny > >> the existence of the Holy Spirit. You deny the numerous testimonies of > >> Jesus > >> Christ in the NT of the Bible and Book of Mormon by individuals who > >> received > >> the Spirit. Flavius Josephus spoke of Jesus and His Apostles. > > > Deny? You speak as if you presuppose such creatures exist. Why do you > > morons continue to speak of these creatures as if it is universally > > accepted that they do? Are you still living in the tenth century? > > The Bible is a true history of ancient Israel and the Book of Mormon is a > true history of ancient America. No, they are not. The Old Testament is simply a document crafted for socio-political reasons in 7th century Judea. Seems they were mystified by their relative poverty compared to their pagan neighbors up north in Israel. http://www.amazon.com/Bible-Unearthed-Archaeologys-Vision-Ancient/dp/0684869128 http://www.bibleinterp.com/commentary/Finkelstein_Silberman022001.htm The New Testament is simply the record of ancient pagan societies attempting to understand the strange "new" Jewish concept called monotheism. http://www.amazon.com/Who-Wrote-New-Testament-Christian/dp/0060655186 http://home.earthlink.net/~pgwhacker/ChristianOrigins/ There is no need to comment upon the Book of Mormon, since it presupposes Jesus Christ existed. If he did, he was a much less important person than modern Christians claim he was. The best evidence leads to the conclusion that Jesus was simply a legend based upon a series of heretical Rabbis during the Roman occupation of Palistine: http://mama.indstate.edu/users/nizrael/jesusrefutation.html The last two hundred years of historical and archaeological research leads to one conclusion: The Bible is not true. > There are historical documents and > artifacts testifying of the events and people of both books. Fakes created by the priestly class-whom of course would have to go find a real job if their flocks discovered the truth. > There is way > more proof than the one for evolution which is just a guess about how life > happened taught as fact by agenda driven atheist scientists. I have just demonstrated the lack of proof for Christian and Mormon mythology. Please visit the above links again, and READ it this time. Here, this may help: http://www.manatee.k12.fl.us/sites/elementary/palmasola/readcompex.htm And have I mentioned evolution even once during this entire discussion? ROFL! That's how Jesus fed the multitudes...there were plenty of red herrings to go around! > > Read it again, moron. Until you idiots can provide evidence for your > > claims, to folks not brainwashed by your mythology what you believe is > > just something stupid that you believe. > > >> The scriptures > >> are testimonies of God and actual history. > > > No, they are not. This has been proven again and again. > > >> Much more evidence than your > >> speculation of how the world came about, your religion which is > >> evolution. > > > I have no religion, dumbass. You think you have the right to state > > your opinions about atheism after demonstrating that you have no idea > > what it is? Tell ya what, bunkie...since no one else will have you, > > why don't you go fuck yourself. > > Everyone needs to find a purpose in life. Speak for yourself. You've never had a freeloading relative? > Everyone has some sort of "idol" > they worship. For some it's sports, some sort of hobby like car model > building, fast cars, for atheists it's evolution. Bullshit. For you to equate my affection for my hobbies to religious "worship" is insulting. There is no fear or guilt (by far the most powerful motivating factors in religion) as I persue them. And for you to equate a simple natural process as a "replacement" for gods in my life is laughable. I require nothing to replace supernatural nonsense in my life. Would you suggest I should replace stomach cancer with lung cancer, or would it be better to be cancer free? I should hope the answer would be obvious, even to the likes of you. I need nothing to replace religion, because I am finally free of it. I was unhealthy, and now I am healthy. -Panama Floyd, Atlanta. aa#2015/KoBAAWA! Quote
Guest Atheist are Stooges Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 "Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message news:f4rujt$6q$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu... > In article <pan.2007.06.14.14.52.59.643122@com.mkbilbo> "Mark K. Bilbo" > <gmail@com.mkbilbo> writes: >> On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 18:37:15 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote: >> >> > In article <5dampnF33jfckU1@mid.individual.net> "Art Bulla" >> > <art@artbulla.com> writes: >> >> You have a right to be an atheist. Just don't force your bullshit down >> >> my >> >> throat or the throats of my children with tax monies paying for your >> >> false >> >> religion to captive audiences in public schools brainwashing whole >> >> generations into paganism and depravity, drug use, mixing with the >> >> black >> >> race of Cain, 40,000,000 murders of the unborn, filthy talk, evil >> >> surmising, >> >> wickedness of every kind, murder, malignity. Dillan Clebold >> >> (Columbine) >> >> said he did what he did because of Darwin. While shooting innocents, >> >> he wore >> >> a white tee shirt with the inscription "Survival of the Fittest". >> >> Schools >> >> are forced factories for atheism supported by tax monies. They killed >> >> John >> >> Singer in his own front yard for taking his children out of public >> >> school. >> >> Shot him in the back with a shotgun, threw him in the back of a pickup >> >> truck >> >> while going down the mountain where he bled to death at the hands of a >> >> uniformed mob comprised of armed thugs on snowmobiles acting under the >> >> color >> >> of law. Murderers! Liars! Fools! Blind! I am an eyewitness there is a >> >> God >> >> and he is terrible beyond your feeble understanding. There is a >> >> second >> >> death, the death of the spirit which may take millenia to accomplish, >> >> in the >> >> which you are ground back down to native element and lose your >> >> identity. >> >> Reincarnation is false, saith the Lord. Again I say, there is a >> >> second >> >> death, fool. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message >> >> news:pan.2007.06.12.22.21.08.243596@com.mkbilbo... >> >> > On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:41:15 -0700, Art Bulla wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> Moonbats in denial. >> >> > >> >> > Says the guy posting to alt.ATHEISM and being surprised to find >> >> > ATHEISTS >> >> > in the newsgroup... >> >> > >> >> > -- >> >> > Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423 >> >> > EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion >> >> > ------------------------------------------------------------ >> >> > "Behold the foul stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!" >> >> >> >> >> > >> > Yeah, Bilbo. What he said. You gotta do something about >> > that "evil surmising". The neighbors are starting to talk. >> >> Longhorn cattle can talk???? > > And of course my answer <smack> I suggest I gave you too much credit for being able to figure it out on your own, that was a mistake since you are obviously too stupid to pull your head out of your own ass long enough to grasp concepts that are not even challenging to a 5 year old with down's syndrome Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:5dd04jF342v1jU1 @mid.individual.net: > > "Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message > news:Xns994EEE98DD53Faskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18... >> "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5damagF33q4b2U1 >> @mid.individual.net: >> >>> One of the first things revealed to me after my first vision and the >>> ordinances of the Holy Priesthood being laid upon me >> >> Ever notice how homoerotic these whack-job religious rants are? >> >> "His rod and staff comfort me." >> >> "Experience the fullness of the LORD!" >> >> Here, punkie, go buy yourself one of these and fuck off: >> >> http://www.discountadultstuff.com.au/site/prod232.htm > > Oh my :0 He might want to rename it, unless he actually worships Adonis -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 "Atheist are Stooges" <Atheist.Stooges@Yahoo.com> wrote in news:467187e4$0$505$815e3792@news.qwest.net: > "Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message > news:f4rujt$6q$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu... >> And of course my answer > <smack> > I<SMACK> Shaddap, boy. -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:5dd05vF34bi6sU1@mid.individual.net: > > "Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message > news:Xns994EEFEC0A127askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18... >> "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> wrote in >> news:5dalugF322f1hU1@mid.individual.net: >> >> <snip> >> >>> You have my complete contempt. >> >> Fuck your contempt, you pansy-assed puppy-wanker. >> >>> 10 And <SLAP> >> >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, another moronic cut-n-paste-o-matic bible quote. >> >> Ezek. 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt >> bake it with dung that cometh out of man. >> >> Ezek. 4:15 Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for >> man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith. >> >> Go make yerself a sammich, wonderbread. > > ROTFL That's probably my favorite bible-quote-retort. -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Doc Smartass Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:5dd04jF342v1jU1 @mid.individual.net: > > "Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message > news:Xns994EEE98DD53Faskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18... >> "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5damagF33q4b2U1 >> @mid.individual.net: >> >>> One of the first things revealed to me after my first vision and the >>> ordinances of the Holy Priesthood being laid upon me >> >> Ever notice how homoerotic these whack-job religious rants are? >> >> "His rod and staff comfort me." >> >> "Experience the fullness of the LORD!" >> >> Here, punkie, go buy yourself one of these and fuck off: >> >> http://www.discountadultstuff.com.au/site/prod232.htm > > Oh my :0 That became an in-joke in the online roleplaying game I was in a few years back. One of the other players found the link and the rest of us took it from there... -- Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling aa # 1939 Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today! Quote
Guest Robibnikoff Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 "Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message news:Xns994FDB9AE79F2askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18... > "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:5dd04jF342v1jU1 > @mid.individual.net: > >> >> "Doc Smartass" <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote in message >> news:Xns994EEE98DD53Faskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18... >>> "Art Bulla" <art@artbulla.com> wrote in news:5damagF33q4b2U1 >>> @mid.individual.net: >>> >>>> One of the first things revealed to me after my first vision and the >>>> ordinances of the Holy Priesthood being laid upon me >>> >>> Ever notice how homoerotic these whack-job religious rants are? >>> >>> "His rod and staff comfort me." >>> >>> "Experience the fullness of the LORD!" >>> >>> Here, punkie, go buy yourself one of these and fuck off: >>> >>> http://www.discountadultstuff.com.au/site/prod232.htm >> >> Oh my :0 > > That became an in-joke in the online roleplaying game I was in a few > years back. One of the other players found the link and the rest of us > took it from there... LOL. Hilarity ensued -- Robyn Resident Witchypoo BAAWA Knight! #1557 Quote
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