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More useless information...

 

Reno, Nevada is further west than Los Angeles, California.

 

And Caloundra and Maroochydore are further west again.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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And Caloundra and Maroochydore are further west again.

 

I don't remember asking you goddamn thing.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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PRISON

 

 

 

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this

Should make things a little bit clearer.

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IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.

AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

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IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay For it.

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IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

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IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all

 

the doors for yourself.

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IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

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IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

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IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

-------------------------------------IN PRISON........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work

required.

AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,

And they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

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IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get

out.

AT WORK .........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and

go inside bars.

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IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they are called managers.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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