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Who came up with this fad? What is the point? You still have to comb your hair, with a normal cap there is no need!

 

On top of that, it looks ridiculous to see some tool catting around in one. It's gay... absolutely 100% gay.

 

The only exceptions are...

 

1. You are on the golf course.

 

2. You are playing tennis.

 

3. You wear the green see through kind and deal blackjack.

 

Other than that, there are no excuses. For the love of God, take a good gander at yourself before walking out of the house. Ask yourself "Am I cool? Am I a fucking Beretta?". If you answer yourself, then take the goddammed thing off.

 

Don't be gay.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Golf and tennis aren't very redeeming at all, ever.
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I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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Golf and tennis is gay. Blackjack is about the only non-gay participant "sport" of the three choices
"May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
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I actually enjoy golf... after a case of beer.

 

 

LOL, I think golf is one of the most pointless sports known to man...invented so men can have an excuse to get out of the house...oh and an excuse to dress like gay men.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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Golf would be fun, if I was stupid.

What does a golfer and a goth have in common?

In either circle, you're even cooler if you can't dress yourself.

I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to the public park, you will find kids in a brown car. They were shot with a 9mm Luger. I also killed those kids last year. Good bye

 

Brooks, I like you. Now get out of here. Go home.

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LOL, I think golf is one of the most pointless sports known to man...invented so men can have an excuse to get out of the house...oh and an excuse to dress like gay men.

 

Golf is to men, as shopping is to women.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Speak for yourself.

 

Who else can I speak for, but myself? I don't know the opinions of a billion men worldwide.

 

I guess I speak for those who agree with me, but they are few and far between. In this computer age, I think its nice to have outdoors activities that doesn't involve guns and drivebyes.

 

Though I have been know to shoot my caddy.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Gonna have to agree with RO on this one. I used to think golf would be a boring pointless activity, then I tried it and was hooked.

 

I suck at it but I go out with some friends or relatives, drink a few beers, joke around and have a good time.

 

I bought my 10 year old son a golf set for Christmas this year because he showed interest in going golfing with me last year. We'll see if he can enjoy it for the sake of enjoying it or get mad because it takes practice.

 

P.S. I don't wear a visor though and yes visors are gay.

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Gonna have to agree with RO on this one. I used to think golf would be a boring pointless activity, then I tried it and was hooked.

 

I suck at it but I go out with some friends or relatives, drink a few beers, joke around and have a good time.

 

I bought my 10 year old son a golf set for Christmas this year because he showed interest in going golfing with me last year. We'll see if he can enjoy it for the sake of enjoying it or get mad because it takes practice.

 

P.S. I don't wear a visor though and yes visors are gay.

 

I shot a 94 yesterday. It was a Good Friday.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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No strip bars more accurately fill the description you just made.

Strip bar -Pointless waste of time

Strip bar - excuse to get out of the house

Strip bar - full of men

 

Golf after few shots of booze and in command of a motorized cart is not only fun but also can lead to some descent mayhem. My friends and I call it combat golf.

 

At the driving range, I nailed a Mexican landscaper with a sweet slice. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time and I had way too many Tom Collins.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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At the driving range, I nailed a Mexican landscaper with a sweet slice. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time and I had way too many Tom Collins.

 

I could do that sober!

Actually, on the course I managed to get an older lady (mid 60s?) who was getting out of her golf cart. Poor thing, she seemed to limp after that incident. Hee.

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First off, the only interest I have in visors is this. Would it not look fucking cool to see a 45 slug blast out of the exposed circle of head that is outlined by that goofy little visor, while the bill and head band remain in place? That is truelly the only thing I can ever think about when I see someone wearing one.

On golf. I have to tell you, I have only been golfing one time, but it was fun. Zippy little go-carts, beer, high speed projectiles, beer, has some real potential. The first and so far the last time I played, one of the guys in our group was nailed in the head by some "dildo baggins" cock smoker the ball bounced about thirty feet after it knocked the kid right off his cart. So we insisted that the culprit play through, this means he puts himself further down the course than us thus reversing the role of shooter and shoot-eeee. We all lined up on this nimrod and before you know it hes getting bambarded by a half a dozen little white projectiles until he grabs his shit and runs away. He might have had a better score than most of us, but I felt like we won the game.:D

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At the driving range, I nailed a Mexican landscaper with a sweet slice. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time and I had way too many Tom Collins.

 

I'd pay to see you on the golf course, trying to drive the golf cart, drunk off your ass, slicing golf balls left and right AND terrorizing the golf course staff.

 

Thats nothing like the stuffy games of golf I watched my Father play when I was a child. The only thing that made me go along was that I got to drive the golf cart, watching my Dad's partner trying to hold on the back was WAY too much fun and watching the other pair that golfed with my Dad bet 1000's on one hole and throw a golf club when they lost was fun as well.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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I'd pay to see you on the golf course, trying to drive the golf cart, drunk off your ass, slicing golf balls left and right AND terrorizing the golf course staff.

 

Thats nothing like the stuffy games of golf I watched my Father play when I was a child. The only thing that made me go along was that I got to drive the golf cart, watching my Dad's partner trying to hold on the back was WAY too much fun and watching the other pair that golfed with my Dad bet 1000's on one hole and throw a golf club when they lost was fun as well.

 

Mexicans everywhere fear my slice.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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