Guest Captain America Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 Most people of the world: Toilet Paper Indigenous Tribes of Africa and Australia: Rocks or Tree Bark Nomadic Tribes of Arabia and Middle East: Left Hand France & Japan: Bidet George W. Bush: John McCain's tongue Quote
Guest Jim Mason Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 "Captain America" <america.captain@gmail.com> wrote in message news:4bednRrJg-FWqQHbnZ2dnUVZ_gidnZ2d@comcast.com... > Most people of the world: Toilet Paper > Indigenous Tribes of Africa and Australia: Rocks or Tree Bark > Nomadic Tribes of Arabia and Middle East: Left Hand > France & Japan: Bidet > George W. Bush: John McCain's tongue I believe Bush also uses Joe Lieberman's tongue when McCain's on the campaign trail. > Quote
Guest Patriot Games Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 "Captain America" <america.captain@gmail.com> wrote in message news:4bednRrJg-FWqQHbnZ2dnUVZ_gidnZ2d@comcast.com... > Most people of the world: Toilet Paper The French: Shirt tail. > Indigenous Tribes of Africa and Australia: Rocks or Tree Bark Sometimes a rabbit. > Nomadic Tribes of Arabia and Middle East: Left Hand Sometimes a small dog. > France & Japan: Bidet In France the bidet is for brushing teeth. > George W. Bush: John McCain's tongue Nancy Pelosi: she doesn't bother. Hillary Clinton: Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton: Hillary Clinton. Quote
Guest Scotius (Ponti Fickatur) Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 21:17:26 -0600, Captain America <america.captain@gmail.com> wrote: >Most people of the world: Toilet Paper >Indigenous Tribes of Africa and Australia: Rocks or Tree Bark >Nomadic Tribes of Arabia and Middle East: Left Hand >France & Japan: Bidet >George W. Bush: John McCain's tongue Actually, wiping ones ass isn't necessarily "...as simple as wiping your ass". Experts suggest lifting the cheek that's on the same side as the hand that is wiping, but I'm not going to bother to test it out just for the purpose of this reply. I may already be doing it that way, but I just haven't bothered to check. Anyway, I would suggest that in the US, the best way to wipe your ass is to use any of the legal means available to oust the dumb SOB from the oval office. Quote
Guest beachshark Posted August 25, 2007 Posted August 25, 2007 On Jul 16, 11:17 pm, Captain America <america.capt...@gmail.com> wrote: > Most people of the world: Toilet Paper > Indigenous Tribes of Africa and Australia: Rocks or Tree Bark > Nomadic Tribes of Arabia and Middle East: Left Hand > France & Japan: Bidet > George W. Bush: John McCain's tongue Republicans: The U.S. Constitution Quote
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