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Guest shooter_sd@yahoo.com
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http://theprogressivepost.blogspot.com/2007/07/republicons-time-for-hearing-check_5980.html

 

Hey RepubliCONS! Can you Hear 'Em Now!

 

If the republiCON race for the presidential nomination could be

described as a sound it would be a cacophony. A noisy shriek made by

candidates who struggle to remain relevant, raise money, or fend off

bad press.

 

Take Mitt Romney. His bleat is starting to run out of wind. In the

first quarter money race, Romney came in with a staggering $25

million. However, in the preceding quarter his haul dropped to $21

million. Still seemingly impressive, however hidden in these numbers

is a nearly $7 million loan Romney gave to his own campaign.

Subtracting this self-love, Romney actually came in second to Guiliani

and well behind the leading Democrats. Speaking of self-love, Romney

appears to be caught up in a porn scandal that threatens to tar his

family values image. It appears slick's opposition to porn doesn't

include smut that makes money for the corporations he used to serve.

 

The recent noise coming out of the Guiliani campaign wasn't good

either. Most notably Rudy's ability to select quality people to run

government or work for his campaign was once again called into

question. First, it was his pick for Homeland Security Secretary who

was hounded by allegations of infidelity, sexual harassment and mob

ties. Next, Guiliani's South Carolina chair was busted for

distributing cocaine. Now his southern regional chair admits to

soliciting prostitutes. Makes one wonder who Rudolph would put in

Departments like Health and Human Services.

 

Meanwhile, McCain's campaign sounds a lot like the battle to sink the

Bismarck and appears to have suffered as many hits and headed for the

same fate. His campaign is nearly broke, losing staff and like

Guilliani, has an accused john chairing one of his states. Sorry

Senator, but its time to abandon ship!

 

As for the bottom tier candidates, their whimpers are fading. Jim

Gilmore just threw in the towel. The governor must have seen the

writing on the wall, heck a google search shows him sharing headlines

with a recently cancelled TV show.

 

It's just a matter of time until other republiCONS also hear the bell

toll. Although, some candidates seem to have been made deaf to and by

the incessant ringing of their dying campaigns. What Fun!

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Guest Harold Burton
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In article <1184710011.102243.256980@z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com>,

shooter_sd@yahoo.com wrote:

> http://theprogressivepost.blogspot.com/2007/07/republicons-time-for-hearing-ch

> eck_5980.html

>

> Hey RepubliCONS! Can you Hear 'Em Now!

>

> If the republiCON race for the presidential nomination could be

> described as a sound it would be a cacophony. A noisy shriek made by

> candidates who struggle to remain relevant, raise money, or fend off

> bad press.

 

 

 

Which makes them different from the DemocRAT race for the presidential

nomination, how?

Guest Joe S.
Posted

<shooter_sd@yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:1184710011.102243.256980@z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com...

> http://theprogressivepost.blogspot.com/2007/07/republicons-time-for-hearing-check_5980.html

>

> Hey RepubliCONS! Can you Hear 'Em Now!

>

> If the republiCON race for the presidential nomination could be

> described as a sound it would be a cacophony. A noisy shriek made by

> candidates who struggle to remain relevant, raise money, or fend off

> bad press.

>

> Take Mitt Romney. His bleat is starting to run out of wind. In the

> first quarter money race, Romney came in with a staggering $25

> million. However, in the preceding quarter his haul dropped to $21

> million. Still seemingly impressive, however hidden in these numbers

> is a nearly $7 million loan Romney gave to his own campaign.

> Subtracting this self-love, Romney actually came in second to Guiliani

> and well behind the leading Democrats. Speaking of self-love, Romney

> appears to be caught up in a porn scandal that threatens to tar his

> family values image. It appears slick's opposition to porn doesn't

> include smut that makes money for the corporations he used to serve.

>

> The recent noise coming out of the Guiliani campaign wasn't good

> either. Most notably Rudy's ability to select quality people to run

> government or work for his campaign was once again called into

> question. First, it was his pick for Homeland Security Secretary who

> was hounded by allegations of infidelity, sexual harassment and mob

> ties. Next, Guiliani's South Carolina chair was busted for

> distributing cocaine. Now his southern regional chair admits to

> soliciting prostitutes. Makes one wonder who Rudolph would put in

> Departments like Health and Human Services.

>

> Meanwhile, McCain's campaign sounds a lot like the battle to sink the

> Bismarck and appears to have suffered as many hits and headed for the

> same fate. His campaign is nearly broke, losing staff and like

> Guilliani, has an accused john chairing one of his states. Sorry

> Senator, but its time to abandon ship!

>

> As for the bottom tier candidates, their whimpers are fading. Jim

> Gilmore just threw in the towel. The governor must have seen the

> writing on the wall, heck a google search shows him sharing headlines

> with a recently cancelled TV show.

>

> It's just a matter of time until other republiCONS also hear the bell

> toll. Although, some candidates seem to have been made deaf to and by

> the incessant ringing of their dying campaigns. What Fun!

>

 

Then there's Fat Fred Thompson who's running around down here in Tennessee

trying to find that leased red pickup truck he used as a prop in the last

election.

Guest Neolibertarian
Posted

In article

<hal.i.burton-73FC75.18383417072007@comcast.dca.giganews.com>,

Harold Burton <hal.i.burton@hotmail.com> wrote:

> In article <1184710011.102243.256980@z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com>,

> shooter_sd@yahoo.com wrote:

>

> > http://theprogressivepost.blogspot.com/2007/07/republicons-time-for-hearing-

> > ch

> > eck_5980.html

> >

> > Hey RepubliCONS! Can you Hear 'Em Now!

> >

> > If the republiCON race for the presidential nomination could be

> > described as a sound it would be a cacophony. A noisy shriek made by

> > candidates who struggle to remain relevant, raise money, or fend off

> > bad press.

>

>

>

> Which makes them different from the DemocRAT race for the presidential

> nomination, how?

 

 

They don't have a liberal version of a Fred Thompson quietly beating the

political machine.

 

--

NeoLibertarian

 

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,

'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"

---Ronald Reagan

Guest Perseid
Posted

After Much Chewing of Cud and Cogitation, Harold Burton

<hal.i.burton@hotmail.com> Spat the Words

> In article <1184710011.102243.256980@z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com>,

> shooter_sd@yahoo.com wrote:

>

>> http://theprogressivepost.blogspot.com/2007/07/republicons-time-for-

hearing-ch

>> eck_5980.html

>>

>> Hey RepubliCONS! Can you Hear 'Em Now!

>>

>> If the republiCON race for the presidential nomination could be

>> described as a sound it would be a cacophony. A noisy shriek made by

>> candidates who struggle to remain relevant, raise money, or fend off

>> bad press.

>

>

>

> Which makes them different from the DemocRAT race for the presidential

> nomination, how?

>

 

I can't fucking believe.. Mitt Romney.. STRAPPED HIS DOG TO THE

ROOF OF HIS FUCKING CAR !!

 

That guy is not getting my vote. No fucking way man. That's just

cruelty to animals. Imagine what he likes to do to people.

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