attention_whore Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 First I'd better tell you about "happy slapping" just in case you have not heard of it. Its something that school kids/teenagers/twentysomethings do for devilment in the UK. There will usually be a dozen or more of them - just so that they feel brave enough. Next one of them will attack a passerby for no reason whatsoever. Meanwhile, another one will be filming the incident with a mobile phone, so that they can share it around and laugh about it later. Well there is an incident on the front page of my local paper with a few photos too. It had me rolling around laughing. The dick head tells his mate he will attack the next person to leave the shop. So he does, he punches this guy. Big mistake. The dick head is about 18 and could not deliver a powerful blow if his life depended on it. The "victim" immediately returns fire with a bonecrusher. The last photo is of the arsehole laying flat out, bloodied and unconscious. Next time he'll have to have his fun with smaller kids, or maybe an old lady perhaps. Quote
jokersarewild Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 I don't care who ya're, that's funny right ther! Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 Typical "British" humour....about as funny as popping a festering boil on the inside of your 90-year-old auntie's engorged labia. Fuckwits... Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work"
Lethalfind Posted April 20, 2006 Posted April 20, 2006 I have always found it hilarious when people commit crimes and film it for posterity AND the prosecution...Thats the funny part too me. I guess its true that Crime makes you stupid.... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Outlaw2747 Posted April 20, 2006 Posted April 20, 2006 Why doesn't it surprise me that stupid kids make up bullshit games like this? The amoeba got what he deserved. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
builder Posted April 20, 2006 Posted April 20, 2006 Typical "British" humour....about as funny as popping a festering boil on the inside of your 90-year-old auntie's engorged labia. Fuckwits... Next time you gotta do that Hugh, can you get it on video? There's surely some fuckers that would pay good money to see that. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
hugo Posted April 20, 2006 Posted April 20, 2006 Its something that school kids/teenagers/twentysomethings do for devilment in the UK. There will usually be a dozen or more of them - just so that they feel brave enough. Next one of them will attack a passerby for no reason whatsoever. Meanwhile, another one will be filming the incident with a mobile phone, so that they can share it around and laugh about it later. This is where Fabian socialism has brought us. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Chi Posted April 20, 2006 Posted April 20, 2006 Typical "British" humour....about as funny as popping a festering boil on the inside of your 90-year-old auntie's engorged labia. Fuckwits... Um, eww... Quote
Kryptonite Man Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Why doesn't it surprise me that stupid kids make up bullshit games like this? The amoeba got what he deserved. Amen to that! If that shit happened to me, I'd kick the shit out of the dumbass and then stomp his sorry ass into oblivion! Quote I'm a liberal's worst nightmare. A black man with a brain!
ImWithStupid Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Typical "British" humour....about as funny as popping a festering boil on the inside of your 90-year-old auntie's engorged labia. Fuckwits... I thought I was the only one who had done that! (my aunt was only 86 years old though) Quote
OTC Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Yeah that happened to me a couple of moths ago. It was when i was coming out of the Garage (nightclub in glasgow). Some wee scummy shite came up and just slapped me instead of hitting me so i layed into him quite heavily and the next thing i know the police are surrounding me and i get fined for a breach of the peace. Justice was not served but ho hum at least i kicked the other guys cunt in. Quote I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder!
Lethalfind Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Yeah that happened to me a couple of moths ago. It was when i was coming out of the Garage (nightclub in glasgow). Some wee scummy shite came up and just slapped me instead of hitting me so i layed into him quite heavily and the next thing i know the police are surrounding me and i get fined for a breach of the peace. Justice was not served but ho hum at least i kicked the other guys cunt in. I love it, maybe the little bastard will think twice before doing it again. LOL@wee scummy shite...you guys have such a way of expressing yourselves. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Evilbastard Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 I would love to see the video of the prick getting laid out. Quote
Lethalfind Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 When I firt saw the title to this thread I thought 'slapper' meant slut as it normally does in UK slang... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
snafu Posted April 27, 2006 Posted April 27, 2006 It doesn't always work out for the best, but that's some funny shit. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
RoyalOrleans Posted April 29, 2006 Posted April 29, 2006 When I firt saw the title to this thread I thought 'slapper' meant slut as it normally does in UK slang... Great title for a thread about the Duke Lacrosse rape allegation investigation. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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