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Guest Father Haskell
Posted

On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

wrote:

> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

> will states:

>

> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

>

> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a hundred

> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

 

Ever been married? Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

Guest The 2-Belo
Posted

Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

will states:

>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

>wrote:

>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

>> will states:

>>

>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

>>

>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a hundred

>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

>

>Ever been married?

 

Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?

>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

 

That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out cliches,

dude.

 

 

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Guest Irv Hyatt
Posted

"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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> On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

> wrote:

>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

>> alt.flame. The

>> will states:

>>

>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

>>

>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a

>> hundred

>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

>

> Ever been married? Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

>

Some wives encourage it!

>

Guest St. Jackanapes
Posted

Father Haskell held us spellbound with...

> On Aug 5, 1:50 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:

> > Father Haskell wrote:

> > > On Aug 5, 2:56 am, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com> wrote:

> > > > I hate people who avoid the obvious because they might sound racist.

> > > His hobbies probably include petitioning the local school board

> > > to remove Mark Twain.

> >

> > Mark Twain hated Jewbies.

>

> His real name was Sam Clemens. Sounds half jewish to me.

 

Which half?

 

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Guest Irv Hyatt
Posted

"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

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> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

> alt.flame. The

> will states:

>

>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

>>wrote:

>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

>>> alt.flame. The

>>> will states:

>>>

>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

>>>

>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a

>>> hundred

>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

>>

>>Ever been married?

>

> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?

>

>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

>

> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out

> cliches,

> dude.

 

Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?

Take the stick outta your ass.

>

>

> --

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>

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Guest The 2-Belo
Posted

Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The will

states:

>

>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...

>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

>> alt.flame. The

>> will states:

>>

>>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

>>>wrote:

>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

>>>> alt.flame. The

>>>> will states:

>>>>

>>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

>>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

>>>>

>>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a

>>>> hundred

>>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

>>>

>>>Ever been married?

>>

>> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?

>>

>>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

>>

>> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out

>> cliches, dude.

>

>Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?

 

The guy is so desperate for physical contact that he claims to have spent half a

GRAND on houses of euphemism and you're asking why that's a fault?

 

Truth be told, I just think the hypocritical bastard's just got a 103-degree

yellow fever, and spews racist comments as a smoke screen to hide the fact that

he can't get enough of the h0t AzN Ch1X.

 

 

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Guest Irv Hyatt
Posted

"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

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> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

> will

> states:

>

>>

>>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>>news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...

>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

>>> alt.flame. The

>>> will states:

>>>

>>>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

>>>>wrote:

>>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

>>>>> alt.flame. The

>>>>> will states:

>>>>>

>>>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

>>>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

>>>>>

>>>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a

>>>>> hundred

>>>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

>>>>

>>>>Ever been married?

>>>

>>> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?

>>>

>>>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

>>>

>>> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out

>>> cliches, dude.

>>

>>Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?

>

> The guy is so desperate for physical contact that he claims to have spent

> half a

> GRAND on houses of euphemism and you're asking why that's a fault?

>

> Truth be told, I just think the hypocritical bastard's just got a

> 103-degree

> yellow fever, and spews racist comments as a smoke screen to hide the fact

> that

> he can't get enough of the h0t AzN Ch1X.

 

Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.

You think $500 is a lot to spend?

That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.

Truth be told, Haskell is one of the most level headed, clever people who

post here.

I don't think there's anything wrong with prostitution.

You're welcome to have your personal feelings about it, but it IS a personal

choice that's a lot more common than people want to think. Mostly married

men are the johns, but ask any wife, it's not HER man LOL... well, they're

somebody's husbands.

You're probably female, but guess what! So am I and I think prostitution is

a personal choice.

Get to know people before you judge them too, would be nice.

Haskell is a very smart man and extra down to earth.

 

>

>

> --

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> All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]

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>

> "Bocce, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"

> -- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_

Guest Father Haskell
Posted

On Aug 7, 10:23 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

wrote:

> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

> will states:

>

> >On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

> >wrote:

> >> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

> >> will states:

>

> >> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

> >> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

>

> >> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a hundred

> >> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

>

> >Ever been married?

>

> Quite happily so, Haskhole.

 

"Bahhh" doesn't mean "I do."

Guest Father Haskell
Posted

On Aug 8, 9:07 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Father Haskell held us spellbound with...

>

> > On Aug 5, 1:50 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:

> > > Father Haskell wrote:

> > > > On Aug 5, 2:56 am, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com> wrote:

> > > > > I hate people who avoid the obvious because they might sound racist.

> > > > His hobbies probably include petitioning the local school board

> > > > to remove Mark Twain.

>

> > > Mark Twain hated Jewbies.

>

> > His real name was Sam Clemens. Sounds half jewish to me.

>

> Which half?

 

The middle name. Lipschitz.

Guest Father Haskell
Posted

On Aug 8, 9:54 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

wrote:

> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The will

> states:

>

>

>

>

>

> >"The 2-Belo" <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

> >news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...

> >> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

> >> alt.flame. The

> >> will states:

>

> >>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

> >>>wrote:

> >>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

> >>>> alt.flame. The

> >>>> will states:

>

> >>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

> >>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

>

> >>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a

> >>>> hundred

> >>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

>

> >>>Ever been married?

>

> >> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?

>

> >>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

>

> >> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out

> >> cliches, dude.

>

> >Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?

>

> The guy is so desperate for physical contact that he claims to have spent half a

> GRAND on houses of euphemism and you're asking why that's a fault?

 

Hey, I'm charitable.

Guest Father Haskell
Posted

On Aug 8, 11:16 pm, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com> wrote:

> "The 2-Belo" <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>

> news:ncskb3ljlkd9pv953uu8qln98ksh7qpk57@4ax.com...

>

>

>

> > Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

> > will

> > states:

>

> >>"The 2-Belo" <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

> >>news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...

> >>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

> >>> alt.flame. The

> >>> will states:

>

> >>>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

> >>>>wrote:

> >>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

> >>>>> alt.flame. The

> >>>>> will states:

>

> >>>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

> >>>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

>

> >>>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a

> >>>>> hundred

> >>>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

>

> >>>>Ever been married?

>

> >>> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?

>

> >>>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

>

> >>> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out

> >>> cliches, dude.

>

> >>Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?

>

> > The guy is so desperate for physical contact that he claims to have spent

> > half a

> > GRAND on houses of euphemism and you're asking why that's a fault?

>

> > Truth be told, I just think the hypocritical bastard's just got a

> > 103-degree

> > yellow fever, and spews racist comments as a smoke screen to hide the fact

> > that

> > he can't get enough of the h0t AzN Ch1X.

>

> Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.

 

Hell no. I always liked the line in Existo, where Arnston's answer

to racism was that "everyone should fuck everyone else until

there's no races left." Brilliant.

> You think $500 is a lot to spend?

> That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.

> Truth be told, Haskell is one of the most level headed, clever people who

> post here.

 

And generous. They're opening the Father Haskell Home for Wayward

Teenagers in Philly, sometime in early 2008.

> I don't think there's anything wrong with prostitution.

> You're welcome to have your personal feelings about it, but it IS a personal

> choice that's a lot more common than people want to think. Mostly married

> men are the johns, but ask any wife, it's not HER man LOL... well, they're

> somebody's husbands.

> You're probably female, but guess what! So am I and I think prostitution is

> a personal choice.

 

If it was legal, they could unionize and buy benefits, like health

and

dental.

> Get to know people before you judge them too, would be nice.

 

Jesus said those very same words, IIRC.

> Haskell is a very smart man and extra down to earth.

>

>

>

> > --

> > The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

> > All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]

> > The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:

> >http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/

> > auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999

> > aavf3: mhm21x20

> > Top Usenet Asshole #16

> > Lits Slut #4

>

> > "Bocce, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"

> > -- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_

Guest The 2-Belo
Posted

Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The will

states:

 

[...]

>Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.

 

"Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor."

 

As if that's all they're good for. Nice dismissal.

>You think $500 is a lot to spend?

>That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.

>Truth be told, Haskell is one of the most level headed, clever people who

>post here.

>I don't think there's anything wrong with prostitution.

 

I didn't say there was anything wrong with prostitution, only that there's

nothing more pathetic than a sex-starved man.

>You're probably female, but guess what! So am I

 

Are you hot?

 

 

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"Bocce, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"

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Guest Irv Hyatt
Posted

"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

news:tc4lb3lqtopn81qecnfdo649kinggbhpjj@4ax.com...

> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

> will

> states:

>

> [...]

>

>>Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.

>

> "Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

> a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor."

>

> As if that's all they're good for. Nice dismissal.

>

>>You think $500 is a lot to spend?

>>That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.

>>Truth be told, Haskell is one of the most level headed, clever people who

>>post here.

>>I don't think there's anything wrong with prostitution.

>

> I didn't say there was anything wrong with prostitution, only that

> there's

> nothing more pathetic than a sex-starved man.

>

>>You're probably female, but guess what! So am I

>

> Are you hot?

 

Like I'd even take a dump on you LOL

>

>

> --

> "wait, don't answer that"

>

> The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

> All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]

> The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:

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> auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999

> aavf3: mhm21x20

> Top Usenet Asshole #16

> Lits Slut #4

>

> "Bocce, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"

> -- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_

Guest Richard Catto
Posted

The 2-Belo wrote:

> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The will

> >You're probably female, but guess what! So am I

> Are you hot?

 

nope. titties draggin' on the ground.

Guest Richard Catto
Posted

Father Haskell wrote:

> On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

> > Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

> > >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

> > >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

> > ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a hundred

> > yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

> Ever been married? Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

 

Rape is even better.

Guest Richard Catto
Posted

The 2-Belo wrote:

> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

> >On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

> >> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

> >> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

> >> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

> >> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a hundred

> >> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

> >Ever been married?

> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?

 

Happily married? Doesn't exist, you fucking liar!

> >Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out cliches,

> dude.

 

I raped and gutted my wife's bridesmaid at our wedding reception. Best

sex I ever had. It was all pretty much downhill from there.

Guest Parsons
Posted

"Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message

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> Father Haskell wrote:

>> On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

>> > Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

>> > alt.flame. The

>> > >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

>> > >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

>> > ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a

>> > hundred

>> > yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

>> Ever been married? Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

>

> Rape is even better.

 

How often do you rape you blow up dolls, porky?

>

Guest Velvet Elvis
Posted

On Wed, 8 Aug 2007 20:16:57 -0700, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> wrote:

>

>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>news:ncskb3ljlkd9pv953uu8qln98ksh7qpk57@4ax.com...

>> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

>> will

>> states:

>>

>>>

>>>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>>>news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...

>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

>>>> alt.flame. The

>>>> will states:

>>>>

>>>>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

>>>>>> alt.flame. The

>>>>>> will states:

>>>>>>

>>>>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

>>>>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within a

>>>>>> hundred

>>>>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

>>>>>

>>>>>Ever been married?

>>>>

>>>> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?

>>>>

>>>>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

>>>>

>>>> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out

>>>> cliches, dude.

>>>

>>>Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?

>>

>> The guy is so desperate for physical contact that he claims to have spent

>> half a

>> GRAND on houses of euphemism and you're asking why that's a fault?

>>

>> Truth be told, I just think the hypocritical bastard's just got a

>> 103-degree

>> yellow fever, and spews racist comments as a smoke screen to hide the fact

>> that

>> he can't get enough of the h0t AzN Ch1X.

>

>Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.

>You think $500 is a lot to spend?

>That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.

 

Shit, for $500, Linda Loiodice would not only fuck you six ways to Sunday,

she'd blow your basset hound and paint your house too.

 

--

I got kicked out of Indigo for moving all

the bibles to the "Fiction" section

Guest Irv Hyatt
Posted

"Velvet Elvis" <nowhere@noplace.org> wrote in message

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> On Wed, 8 Aug 2007 20:16:57 -0700, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> wrote:

>

>>

>>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>>news:ncskb3ljlkd9pv953uu8qln98ksh7qpk57@4ax.com...

>>> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame.

>>> The

>>> will

>>> states:

>>>

>>>>

>>>>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>>>>news:qt9ib3die70jna7drhk86nakvbs27vqks8@4ax.com...

>>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

>>>>> alt.flame. The

>>>>> will states:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Aug 7, 9:17 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>

>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>> Father Haskell died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of

>>>>>>> alt.flame. The

>>>>>>> will states:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> >Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

>>>>>>> >a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> ...he said, admitting that the only way he could possibly get within

>>>>>>> a

>>>>>>> hundred

>>>>>>> yards of a vagina is through financial compensation.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Ever been married?

>>>>>

>>>>> Quite happily so, Haskhole. What's your excuse?

>>>>>

>>>>>>Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

>>>>>

>>>>> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out

>>>>> cliches, dude.

>>>>

>>>>Why is it a FAULT to get an occasional reach around during a massage?

>>>

>>> The guy is so desperate for physical contact that he claims to have

>>> spent

>>> half a

>>> GRAND on houses of euphemism and you're asking why that's a fault?

>>>

>>> Truth be told, I just think the hypocritical bastard's just got a

>>> 103-degree

>>> yellow fever, and spews racist comments as a smoke screen to hide the

>>> fact

>>> that

>>> he can't get enough of the h0t AzN Ch1X.

>>

>>Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.

>>You think $500 is a lot to spend?

>>That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.

>

> Shit, for $500, Linda Loiodice would not only fuck you six ways to Sunday,

> she'd blow your basset hound and paint your house too.

>

LOL when you're good, so you're so very very good!

> --

> I got kicked out of Indigo for moving all

> the bibles to the "Fiction" section

Guest The 2-Belo
Posted

Richard Catto died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

will states:

>> >Sometimes you're better off paying for it.

>> That says much more about your own faults than it does about worn-out cliches,

>> dude.

>

>I raped and gutted my wife's bridesmaid at our wedding reception. Best

>sex I ever had. It was all pretty much downhill from there.

 

I can see it now. "No! NO! I said CUT THE CAKE !!!1"

 

 

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Guest The 2-Belo
Posted

Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The will

states:

>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>news:tc4lb3lqtopn81qecnfdo649kinggbhpjj@4ax.com...

>> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

>> will

>> states:

>>

>> [...]

>>

>>>Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.

>>

>> "Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

>> a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor."

>>

>> As if that's all they're good for. Nice dismissal.

>>

>>>You think $500 is a lot to spend?

>>>That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.

>>>Truth be told, Haskell is one of the most level headed, clever people who

>>>post here.

>>>I don't think there's anything wrong with prostitution.

>>

>> I didn't say there was anything wrong with prostitution, only that

>> there's

>> nothing more pathetic than a sex-starved man.

>>

>>>You're probably female, but guess what! So am I

>>

>> Are you hot?

>

>Like I'd even take a dump on you LOL

 

Well I would certainly hope not ROFFLE

 

 

 

--

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"Bocce, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"

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Guest Irv Hyatt
Posted

"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

news:3ccnb35l0sg25odv8rjgndfcj1kd5o7la0@4ax.com...

> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

> will

> states:

>

>>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>>news:tc4lb3lqtopn81qecnfdo649kinggbhpjj@4ax.com...

>>> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame.

>>> The

>>> will

>>> states:

>>>

>>> [...]

>>>

>>>>Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.

>>>

>>> "Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

>>> a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor."

>>>

>>> As if that's all they're good for. Nice dismissal.

>>>

>>>>You think $500 is a lot to spend?

>>>>That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.

>>>>Truth be told, Haskell is one of the most level headed, clever people

>>>>who

>>>>post here.

>>>>I don't think there's anything wrong with prostitution.

>>>

>>> I didn't say there was anything wrong with prostitution, only that

>>> there's

>>> nothing more pathetic than a sex-starved man.

>>>

>>>>You're probably female, but guess what! So am I

>>>

>>> Are you hot?

>>

>>Like I'd even take a dump on you LOL

>

> Well I would certainly hope not ROFFLE

 

People pay a premium price for that kind of service, actually

>

>

>

> --

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> All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]

> The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:

> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/

> auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999

> aavf3: mhm21x20

> Top Usenet Asshole #16

> Lits Slut #4

>

> "Bocce, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"

> -- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_

Guest The 2-Belo
Posted

Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The will

states:

>

>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>news:3ccnb35l0sg25odv8rjgndfcj1kd5o7la0@4ax.com...

>> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

>> will

>> states:

>>

>>>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>>>news:tc4lb3lqtopn81qecnfdo649kinggbhpjj@4ax.com...

>>>> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame.

>>>> The

>>>> will

>>>> states:

>>>>

>>>> [...]

>>>>

>>>>>Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.

>>>>

>>>> "Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

>>>> a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor."

>>>>

>>>> As if that's all they're good for. Nice dismissal.

>>>>

>>>>>You think $500 is a lot to spend?

>>>>>That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.

>>>>>Truth be told, Haskell is one of the most level headed, clever people

>>>>>who

>>>>>post here.

>>>>>I don't think there's anything wrong with prostitution.

>>>>

>>>> I didn't say there was anything wrong with prostitution, only that

>>>> there's

>>>> nothing more pathetic than a sex-starved man.

>>>>

>>>>>You're probably female, but guess what! So am I

>>>>

>>>> Are you hot?

>>>

>>>Like I'd even take a dump on you LOL

>>

>> Well I would certainly hope not ROFFLE

>

>People pay a premium price for that kind of service, actually

 

I'd rather buy camera lenses with my hard-earned cash, thank you.

 

 

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Lits Slut #4

 

"Bocce, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"

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Guest Irv Hyatt
Posted

"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

news:d9hnb3pe1q0l2ni8q7hc32kdpi6k7l6dso@4ax.com...

> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame. The

> will

> states:

>

>>

>>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>>news:3ccnb35l0sg25odv8rjgndfcj1kd5o7la0@4ax.com...

>>> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame.

>>> The

>>> will

>>> states:

>>>

>>>>"The 2-Belo" <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in message

>>>>news:tc4lb3lqtopn81qecnfdo649kinggbhpjj@4ax.com...

>>>>> Irv Hyatt died this morning at 6:25 after a lengthy bout of alt.flame.

>>>>> The

>>>>> will

>>>>> states:

>>>>>

>>>>> [...]

>>>>>

>>>>>>Haskell a racist? Not even in the neighborhood.

>>>>>

>>>>> "Hell, if I had anything against the Koreans, I'd never have spent

>>>>> a sum total of $500 at the local massage parlor."

>>>>>

>>>>> As if that's all they're good for. Nice dismissal.

>>>>>

>>>>>>You think $500 is a lot to spend?

>>>>>>That won't even get you an all nighter in a decent hotel.

>>>>>>Truth be told, Haskell is one of the most level headed, clever people

>>>>>>who

>>>>>>post here.

>>>>>>I don't think there's anything wrong with prostitution.

>>>>>

>>>>> I didn't say there was anything wrong with prostitution, only that

>>>>> there's

>>>>> nothing more pathetic than a sex-starved man.

>>>>>

>>>>>>You're probably female, but guess what! So am I

>>>>>

>>>>> Are you hot?

>>>>

>>>>Like I'd even take a dump on you LOL

>>>

>>> Well I would certainly hope not ROFFLE

>>

>>People pay a premium price for that kind of service, actually

>

> I'd rather buy camera lenses with my hard-earned cash, thank you.

 

Boringgggggggggggg... ho hum ... yawnnnnnnn ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>

>

> --

> The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]

> All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]

> The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:

> http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/

> auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999

> aavf3: mhm21x20

> Top Usenet Asshole #16

> Lits Slut #4

>

> "Bocce, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"

> -- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_

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