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Allman Brothers - No One to Run With

 

 

Everybody wants to know where jimmy has gone

He left town, I doubt if hes coming back home

 

Well tony got a job, three kids and a lovely wife

Working at the commerce bank for the rest of his life

 

[chorus]

Nobody left to run with anymore

Nobody left to do the crazy things we used to do before

Nobody left to run with anymore

 

Im gonna hit the road, adios my friend

Go someplace and start all over again

 

Dont know where Im going, like a gypsy out on the road

Ill go someplace and join a traveling show

 

[chorus]

Nobody left to run with anymore

Nobody wants to do the crazy things we used to do before

Nobody left to run with anymore

 

Nobody left to run with anymore

Nobody left to run with anymore

 

I think jimmy must have had the right idea

Packed his stuff and he got right out of here

 

I dont know where hes at but Im sure that hes ok

Now I realize what jimmy was trying to say

 

[chorus]

Nobody left to run with anymore

Nobody wants to do the crazy things we used to do before

Nobody left to run with anymore

 

Nobody left to run with anymore

Nobody left to run with anymore

 

Wow! Thanks. I totlaly forgot about this song! I've had it on my iriver for ever but never played it!

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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Adam Sandler Growing old with You

 

Just becuse Drew Barrymore is Hot!

 

 

I wanna make you smile,

Whenever you're sad.

Carry you around when your arthritis is bad.

All I wanna do,

Is grow old with you.

 

I'll get you medicine,

When your tummy aches.

Build you a fire if the furnace breaks.

Oh it could be so nice,

Growin' old with you.

 

I'll miss you, kiss you,

Give you my coat when you are cold.

Need you, feed you.

Even let you hold the remote control.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink.

Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.

Oh I could be the man,

Who grows old with you.

 

I wanna grow old with you.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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The only movie I didn't like her in was Charlies Angeles. I think she's hot though.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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Just becuse Drew Barrymore is Hot!

 

Drew Barrymore has these humongous jowls on her left and right profiles. She looks like a female Popeye.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Rod Stewart Three Time loser

 

Oh this one is from Atlantic Crossing. for atlantic

 

Stand here ev’ry night,

I’m wearin’ my number,

But she said wear it,

Touching up another fool.

In a jukebox job downin’ blues

In her leopard-skin anklehigh boots

While I’m jackin’ off

Readin’ playboy on a hot afternoon.

 

I’m a three time loser.

Caught it up in monterey,

Shook it up in east virginia,

Now my friends say it’s here to stay.

 

How dare you have a party

In a chelsea basement

When the poor excited jezebel said come outside.

She felt me up and kissed my face,

Put her dirty hands down in my pants.

She took all of my money,

Left me naked by the silvery moon.

 

I’m a three time loser.

Caught it up in monterey,

Shook it up in east virginia,

Now my friends say it’s here to stay.

 

Roll away, roll away, all of you women;

I don’t think I need you anymore.

There’ll be no more doctor’s bills,

There’ll be no more swallowing pills.

And I’ve found a woman

That can witness that in blood out of me.

 

I’m a three time loser.

Caught it up in monterey,

Shook it up in east virginia,

Now my friends say it’s here to stay.

 

I’m a three time loser.

Caught it up in monterey,

Shook it up in east virginia,

Now my friends say it’s here to stay.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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Rod Stewart & Jeff Beck People Get Ready

 

I want this played at my funeral

 

 

People get ready

There's a train a-coming

You don't need no baggage

You just get on board

All you need is faith

To hear diesels humming

You don't need no ticket

You just thank the Lord

Yeah yeah yeah

 

People get ready

For the train to Jordan

Picking up passengers

From coast to coast

Faith is the key

Open the doors and board them

There's room for all

Among the loved and lost

 

Now there ain't no room

For the hopeless sinner

Who抯 hard on mankind

Just to save his own

Have pity on those

Whose chances are thinner

Cause there's no hiding place

From the Kingdom's Throne

 

Ohh people get ready

There's a train a-coming

You don't need no baggage

You just get on board

All you need is faith

To hear diesels a- humming

You don't need no ticket

You just thank the Lord

Yeah yeah yeah

 

I'm getting ready

I - I'm ready yeah yeah yeah

Oh I'm getting ready oh - oh

I'm ready yeah

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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Rod Stewart

 

Holy God! Snafu, you have GOT to find a better outlet than music. Try spelunking.

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To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Okay here's an old love ballet.

 

Black Oak Arkansas Hot and Nasty

 

 

Yeah they call me yeah Hot n Nasty

Yeah they call me uh Mister Fancy

Yeah when you ball me

Yeah you're hot n nasty

Oh when you ball me

You're Miss Fancy

Right

 

When I come a knockin' at your door

Let me in and I'll tell you some more

No two men are ever the same

And they tell me

Jim Dandy is my name

 

CHORUS

 

They say Jim Dandy is my name

They say Jim Dandy is my name

Always to blame

Always to blame

And always just the same

Yeah Hot N Nasty

 

CHORUS

 

Hot N Nasty

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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Poison

Alice Cooper

 

Your cruel, device! Your blood, like ice!

One look, could kill! My pain, your thrill!

I wanna love you but I better not touch! (Don't touch!)

I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop!

I wanna kiss you but I wanted too much! (too much!)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison!

 

You're poison running through my veins! You're poison!

I don't wanna break these chains!

 

Your mouth, so hot! Your web, I'm caught!

Your skin, so wet! Black lace, on sweat!

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins! (and pins!)

I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name!

Don't wanna touch you but you're under my skin! (deep in)

I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison!

 

You're poison running through my veins! You're poison!

I don't wanna break these chains! Poison!

 

One look, (one look) could kill, (could kill) my pain, your thrill!

I wanna love you but I better not touch! (Don't touch!)

I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop!

I wanna kiss you but I wanted too much! (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison!

 

You're poison running through my veins! You're poison!

I don't wanna break these chains! Poison! (Poison)

 

I wanna love you but I better not touch! (Don't touch!)

I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop!

I wanna kiss you but I wanted too much! (too much!)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison!

 

Yeah! Well I don't wanna break these chains! Poison!

Running deep inside my veins! Burning deep inside my veins!

It's poison!

I don't wanna break these chains!(Poison) Poison!

I'm a liberal's worst nightmare. A black man with a brain! :D
Posted

Sam Kenison Mississippi Queen

 

 

(Tell the story Sam)

They won

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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Lean back in your chair and play this one when my name appears in the Obits.......

 

Tie Me At the Crossroads

 

Bruce Cockburn

 

Tie me at the crossroads when I die

Hang me in the wind 'til I get good and dry

And the kids that pass can scratch their heads

And say "who was that guy?"

Tie me at the crossroads when I die

 

Looking outward see what you can see

By the time you look at something it's already history

As the echoes of our passing fade, all there is to say

Is, "you know I loved you all in my particular way"

 

 

Tie me at the crossroads when I die

Hang me in the wind 'til I get good and dry

And the kids that pass can scratch their heads

And say "who was that guy?"

Tie me at the crossroads when I die

 

It's more blessed to give than it is to receive

Except when it comes to free advice I believe

Here I go anyway, back seat driving tonight

Move fast, stay cool, keep your eye on the front sight

 

Tie me at the crossroads when I die

Hang me in the wind 'til I get good and dry

And the kids that pass can scratch their heads

And say "who was that guy?"

Tie me at the crossroads when I die

The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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Stephen Stills - Treetop Flyer

 

I could be a rambler from the seven dials

I don't pay taxes 'cause I never file

I don't do business that don't make me smile

I love my aeroplane 'cause she's got style

I'm a treetop flyer

Born survivor

I will fly any cargo you can pay to run

these bush league pilots just can't get the job done

Got to fly down into the canyons, never see the sun

There's no such thing as an easy run

For a treetop flier

Born survivor

I'm flyin' low, I'm in high demand

Fly fifteen feet off the Rio Grande

Blow the mesquite right up off the sand

Seldom seen, especially when I land

I'm a treetop flier

Born Survivor

People ask me, "Where'd you learn to fly that way?"

Over in Vietnam, chasin' NVA

The government taught me, and they taught me right,

Stay under the treeline, and you might come out alright

I'm a treetop flier

Born survivor

Comin' home, I'm runnin' low and fast

promised my woman this one's gonna be my last

Get the ship down, and I tie her fast

then some old boy walks up, says "Son, you wanna make some fast cash?"

I'm a treetop flyer

There's things I am and there's things I'm not

I am a smuggler and I could get shot

But I gonna die, I ain't goin' to get caught,

'Cause I'm a flyin' fool and my aeroplane is just too hot

I'm a treetop flier

Born survivor

Do the right thing!
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Blackfoot - Highway Song

 

Well, another day, another dollar, after I've sang and hollered,

Oh, it's my way of living, and I can't change a thing.

Another town is drawing near. Oh, baby, I wish you were here!

But the only way I can see you, darlin', is in my dreams.

It's a highway song.. you sing it on and on.. on and on..

 

Well, the hurt you leave behind, it's the hurt that's on your mind.

Oh, and last night's show took its toll on me.

Well the city lights fly by me, as I lay my body in my bed,

Oh, and dreams of you Dance through my head.

It's a highway song.. you sing it on and on.. on and on..

Highway song.. is as lonely.. as the road I'm on..

 

It's those big wheels are ready to roll. We've be flyin' high and so low.

Lord, and all this madness, ain't crazy as it seems.

Everywhere, they stop and stare. I'm just a stranger on this road.

Oh, I stand alone, only in my dream.

Highway song.. you sing it on and on.. on and on..

Highway song.. is as lonely.. as the road I'm on..

Highway song.. you sing it on and on.. on and on..

Highway song.. is as lonely.. as the road I'm on..

Do the right thing!
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Hair Because I wish I still had some!

 

 

She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy.

I'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright.

I'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why, don't know.

It's not for lack of bread, like the Greadful Death.

Darlin'

Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair.

Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen.

Give me down to there hair, shoulder lenght or longer

Here baby, there, momma, ev'rywhere, daddy, daddy.

hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Hair, hair, hair.Flow it, show it,long as God can grow it, my hair.

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees,give a home to the fleas in my hair.

A home for fleas (yeah) a hive for bees (yeah),

a nest for birds, there ain't no words for the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my:

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Hair, hair, hair

Flow it, show it,long as God can grow it, my hair

I want long, straigth, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty,

oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen,

knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided,

powered, flowered and confettied, bangled, tangled, spangled and spahettied.

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Hair, hair, hair.Flow it, show it,

long as God can grow it, my hair

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go when they see me in my toga,

my toga meade of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair.

My hair like Jesus wore it, Halleluja I adore it, Halleluja Mary loved her son,why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Hair, hair, hair

Folw it, show it

long as God can grow it, my hair

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Hair, hair, hair

Folw it, show it

long as God can grow it, my hair

HAIR

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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I wonder if there's anybody here that can relate to this?:rolleyes:

 

Dire Straits So far away from Me

 

 

 

Here I am again in this mean old town

And you're so far away from me

And where are you when the sun go down

You're so far away from me

 

So far away from me

So far I just can't see

So far away from me

You're so far away from me... All Right

 

I'm tired of being in love and being all alone

When you're so far away from me

I'm tired of making out on the telephone (internet)

BECAUSE you're so far away from me

 

So far away from me

So far I just can't see

So far away from me

You're so far away from me... All Right

 

And I get so tired when I have to explain

When you're so far away from me

See you've been in the sun and I've been in the rain

And you're so far away from me

 

So far away from me

So far I just can't see

So far away from me

You're so far away from me... Dig it out

 

So Far Away From Me...

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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This one is quite a creepy song....Dim the lights and listen to it one day.

 

Assemblage 23 - 30000 Feet

 

Hello, if you're there pick up the phone

I'm calling from 30,000 feet above you

The captain's just informed us that our plane is going down

So I'm calling for one last time to say I love you

 

I'm not certain how much time I may have left, so I'll be brief

I'm sorry if this message only amplifies your grief

But I couldn't bear the burden of never having said goodbye

And the pain you feel, I promise you, will go away with time

 

I'm sorry I won

All bullshit, No Business.
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This one is quite a creepy song....Dim the lights and listen to it one day.

 

Assemblage 23 - 30000 Feet

 

Hello, if you're there pick up the phone

I'm calling from 30,000 feet above you

The captain's just informed us that our plane is going down

So I'm calling for one last time to say I love you

 

I'm not certain how much time I may have left, so I'll be brief

I'm sorry if this message only amplifies your grief

But I couldn't bear the burden of never having said goodbye

And the pain you feel, I promise you, will go away with time

 

I'm sorry I won

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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George Michael Teacher

 

 

 

I've had enough of danger

And people on the streets

I'm looking out for angels

Just trying to find some peace

Now I think it's time

That you let me know

So if you love me

Say you love me

But if you don't just let me go...

 

'Cos teacher

There are things that I don't want to learn

And the last one I had

Made me cry

So I don't want to learn to

Hold you, touch you

Think that you're mine

Because it ain't no joy

For an uptown boy

Whose teacher has told him goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

 

When you were just a stranger

And I was at your feet

I didn't feel the danger

Now I feel the heat

That look in your eyes

Telling me no

So you think that you love me

Know that you need me

I wrote the song, I know it's wrong

Just let me go...

 

And teacher

There are things

That I don't want to learn

Oh the last one I had

Made me cry

So I don't want to learn to

Hold you, touch you

Think that you're mine

Because it ain't no joy

For an uptown boy

Whose teacher has told him goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

 

So when you say that you need me

That you'll never leave me

I know you're wrong, you're not that strong

Let me go

 

And teacher

There are things

That I still have to learn

But the one thing I have is my pride

Oh so I don't want to

Hold you, touch you

Think that you're mine

Because there ain't no joy

For an uptown boy

Who just isn't willing to try

 

I'm so cold

Inside

Maybe just one more try...

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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The Soggy Bottom Boys

 

Man of Constant Sorrow

 

(In constant sorrow through his days)

 

I am a man of constant sorrow

I've seen trouble all my day.

I bid farewell to old Kentucky

The place where I was born and raised.

(The place where he was born and raised)

 

For six long years I've been in trouble

No pleasures here on earth I found

For in this world I'm bound to ramble

I have no friends to help me now.

 

He has no friends to help him now

 

It's fare thee well my old lover

I never expect to see you again

For I'm bound to ride that northern railroad

Perhaps I'll die upon this train.

 

Perhaps he'll die upon this train.

 

You can bury me in some deep valley

For many years where I may lay

Then you may learn to love another

While I am sleeping in my grave.

 

While he is sleeping in his grave.

 

Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger

My face you'll never see no more.

But there is one promise that is given

I'll meet you on God's golden shore.

 

He'll meet you on God's golden shore.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Sweetness Follows - REM

 

Readying to bury your father and your mother,

what did you think when you lost another?

I used to wonder why did you bother,

distanced from one, blind to the other?

 

Listen here my sister and my brother

what would you care if you lost the other?

I always wonder why did we bother,

distanced from one, deaf to the other.

 

Oh, oh, but sweetness follows

 

It's these little things, they can pull you under.

Live your life filled with joy and wonder.

I always knew this altogether thunder

was lost in our little lives.

 

Oh, oh, but sweetness follows.

Oh, oh, but sweetness follows.

 

It's these little things, they can pull you under.

Live your life filled with joy and thunder.

Yeah, yeah we were altogether

lost in our little lives.

 

Oh. Oh. Ah.

 

Oh, oh, but sweetness follows.

Oh, oh, but sweetness follows.

Do the right thing!
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Some more

Dr Hook Cooky and Lila

 

 

He was a short order cook, and not too much to look at

And he traded in his foot, for a medal in the war

He loved a girl named Lila, in a bar across the highway

And you ought to see him smilin' at her comin' through the door

Lila always knew, she wasn't no ravin' beauty

She traded in her virtue to a trucker at sixteen

But she forgets to remember how he left her off in Denver

When she sees her Cooky smilin' as she opens up the screen

And he says

Hi Lila, how about a cup of coffee?

Take a load off, take your shoes off, here's the sugar and the cream

Cooky's been to war and Lila's been to Denver

And both of them are casualties of someone else's dream

Cooky pours the trucker's coffee, Lila serves the rigger's whiskey

And resists their invitations to go ridin' for a while

'Cause at a diner across the highway, on a shelf above the pastry

There's a cup reserved for Lila and the man who makes her smile

When he says

Hi Lila, how about a cup of coffee?

Take a load off, take your shoes off, here's the sugar and the cream

'Cause Cooky's been to war and Lila's been to Denver

And both of them are casualties of someone else's dream

Now as the nation rolls along, like a semi down the highway

Casting lonely broken bodies in the grass along the road

I've finally found a reason for believing in the future

Seeing Cooky and his Lila drinking coffee all alone

Oh yes

Hi Lila, how about a cup of coffee?

Take a load off, take your shoes off, here's the sugar and the cream

'Cause Cooky's been to war and Lila's been to Denver

And both of them are casualties of someone else's dream

Cooky's been to war, Lord and Lila's been to Denver

And both of them are casualties of someone else's dream

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Project Pitchfork - Silent Scream

 

Blocked mind

You can't go through

Mismanipulated move

I can't handle this

Controlled dreams

The real one

Never comes through

Passive eyes

They never will see through

 

Silent screams, causing no reaction (x2)

 

The maggot is waving with the cross

Living in his own world, he thinks he is the boss

Celebrating rituals he'll never understand

And the worst thing is the world lies in his hands

God is dying in mother's womb

So trust your own instinct... stop the holy bomb

 

Constructed ways built up for us

You feel the comfort, you spend them your trust

Decisions about things you can't know

Will made by them

Will made by them

 

Controlled dreams

The real one

Never comes through

Passive eyes

They never will see through

So spit on this lie

And find your own aim

 

The maggot is waving with the cross

Living in his own world, he thinks he is the boss

Celebrating rituals he'll never understand

And the worst thing is the world lies in his hands

God is dying in mother's womb

So trust your own instinct... stop the holy bomb

 

Stop the holy bomb...

All bullshit, No Business.
Posted

Now...Heres some deep and very meaning ful lyrics...

 

 

 

 

 

5678's - Woo hoo

 

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo....yeah

 

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

 

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

 

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

 

Oh, yeah

 

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

All bullshit, No Business.
Posted
Now...Heres some deep and very meaning ful lyrics...

 

 

 

 

 

5678's - Woo hoo

 

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo....yeah

 

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

 

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

 

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

 

Oh, yeah

 

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

Woo hoo woo hoo hoo

 

Wow. All my queries concerning life, love, and the reason we are here have been answered.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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