Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Does anyone else see anything ironic about a Green Day song entitled american idiot? The song "american idiot" is named after it's target audience. Here's some "liberal music" that rips Green Day with their American Idiot bullshit a new asshole KMFDM- Stars & Stripes A tyrant is a man who allows his people no freedom Who is puffed-up by pride Driven by the lust of power Impelled by greed Provoked by thirst for fame Divided and conquered Gripped by fear Wishful thinking that it can't happen hear It's well underways but nobody knows A repeat of history That's how it goes Tell the people that they're under attack By man-eating foes from mars or iraq Mobilize outrage Muzzle dissent Send in the troops Strike the pre-empt Stars & stripes Learn how to fight We come together by the dawn of the light Oh so proudly we hail as the rockets red glare Stars & stripes Control the airwaves Fuel the reaction Use every weapon of mass-distraction Turn active people into passive consumers Feed 'em bogus polls and harebrained rumours Cut back civil rights Make no mistake Tell 'em homeland security is now at stake Whip up a frenzy keep 'em suspended Don't let 'em know that their liberty's ended Everything goes in the desperate states The veneer of democracy rapidly fades Wreak total havoc on all opposition In any event fulfill your mission Totalitarian media sensation You will give 'em domination Never mind they call you a liar and thief By now you're undisputed commander-in-chief Quote All bullshit, No Business.
wez Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I try not to. However my fiancee is a big AIC fan so it happens from time to time, but I usually run in the other direction or stick my fingers in my ears and sing "lalalalala". You don't like em at all? Quote
snafu Posted August 24, 2006 Author Posted August 24, 2006 The song "american idiot" is named after it's target audience. Here's some "liberal music" that rips Green Day with their American Idiot bullshit a new asshole KMFDM- Stars & Stripes A tyrant is a man who allows his people no freedom Who is puffed-up by pride Driven by the lust of power Impelled by greed Provoked by thirst for fame Divided and conquered Gripped by fear Wishful thinking that it can't happen hear It's well underways but nobody knows A repeat of history That's how it goes Tell the people that they're under attack By man-eating foes from mars or iraq Mobilize outrage Muzzle dissent Send in the troops Strike the pre-empt Stars & stripes Learn how to fight We come together by the dawn of the light Oh so proudly we hail as the rockets red glare Stars & stripes Control the airwaves Fuel the reaction Use every weapon of mass-distraction Turn active people into passive consumers Feed 'em bogus polls and harebrained rumours Cut back civil rights Make no mistake Tell 'em homeland security is now at stake Whip up a frenzy keep 'em suspended Don't let 'em know that their liberty's ended Everything goes in the desperate states The veneer of democracy rapidly fades Wreak total havoc on all opposition In any event fulfill your mission Totalitarian media sensation You will give 'em domination Never mind they call you a liar and thief By now you're undisputed commander-in-chief Well no wonder why your getting kicked out of your place! Your neighbor's gotta listen to this shit full blast. That's some major head banging music. I like the rhythm and beat. The guy can't sing for shit though. And a few lines seem contradictory. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
angie Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 You don't like em at all? NOOO. I hate AIC. Along with Mushroomhead. Those two, to me, are like nails on chalkboard. So sorry to disappoint! Anywho, here is my cheesy sappy love song I've decided on for the first dance at my wedding: Tim McGraw and Faith Hill It's Your Love Yea yea Dancin' in the dark middle of the night Takin' your heart and holdin' it tight Emotional touch touchin' my skin And asking you to do what you've been doin' all over again Oh it's a beautiful thing don't think I can keep it all in I just gotta let you know what it is that won't let me go It's your love It just does something to me It sends a shock right through me I can't get enough And if you wonder About the spell I'm under Oh it's your love Better than I was, more than I am And all of this happened by taking your hand And who I am now is who I wanted to be And now that we're together, I'm stronger than ever I'm happy and free Oh it's a beautiful thing, Don't think I can keep it all in If you asked me why I've changed, All I gotta do is say your sweet name It's your love It just does something to me It sends a shock right through me I can't get enough And if you wonder About the spell I'm under Oh, it's your love Baby, Oh oh, oh, Oh it's a beautiful thing, Don't think I can keep it all in I just gotta let you konw what it is that won't let me go It's your love It just does something to me It sends a shock right through me I can't get enough And if you wonder About the spell I'm under, Oh it's your love It's your love, it's your love, it's your love Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
RoyalOrleans Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Anything by any of these two people is like nails on a chalkboard to me. I hate Tim McGraw's voice. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 I don't know what the hell it means, but I still like this damn song is still oddly addictive BlutEngel - Seelenschmerz Kannst du f Quote All bullshit, No Business.
RoyalOrleans Posted August 24, 2006 Posted August 24, 2006 Faith No More Midlife Crisis Go on and wring my neck Like when a rag gets wet A little discipline For my pet genius My head is like a lettuce Go on and dig your thumbs in I cannot stop giving I'm thirty-something Sense of security Like pockets jingling Midlife crisis Suck ingenuity Down through the family tree You're perfect, yes, it's true But without me you're only you (only you) Your menstruating heart It ain't bleeding enough for two It's a midlife crisis.. It's a midlife crisis.. What an inheritance The salt and the kleenex Morbid self attention Bending my pinky back A little discipline A donor by habit A little discipline Rent an opinion Sense of security Holding blunt instrument Midlife Crisis I'm a perfectionist And perfect is a skinned knee You're perfect, yes, it's true But without me you're only you Your menstruating heart It ain't bleeding enough for two It's a midlife crisis............... It's a midlife crisis... It's a midlife crisis... You're perfect, yes, it's true But without me you're only you Your menstruating heart It ain't bleeding enough for two It's a midlife crisis............... Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
somersetcace1 Posted August 25, 2006 Posted August 25, 2006 I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I have existed for years But very little has changed I'm the tool of the Government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you I may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I'm the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out From your TV set You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are sold That's right, folks . . . Don't touch that dial Well, I am the slime from your video Oozin' along on your livin' room floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go I am the slime from your video Oozin' along on your livin' room floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Frank Zappa ^One of my timeless favorites! Quote
snafu Posted August 25, 2006 Author Posted August 25, 2006 I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I have existed for years But very little has changed I'm the tool of the Government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you I may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I'm the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out From your TV set You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are sold That's right, folks . . . Don't touch that dial Well, I am the slime from your video Oozin' along on your livin' room floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go I am the slime from your video Oozin' along on your livin' room floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Frank Zappa ^One of my timeless favorites! Could I interest you in some zircon incrusted tweezers? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted August 25, 2006 Author Posted August 25, 2006 Frank Zappa Cosmic Debris The Mystery Man came over An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" He said, for a nominal service charge, I could reach nervonna t'nite If I was ready, willing 'n able To pay him his regular fee He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs And devote His Attention to me But I said . . . Look here brother, Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? (Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?) Look here brother, Don't you waste your time on me The Mystery Man got nervous An' he fidget around a bit He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe An' he whipped out a shaving kit Now, I thought it was a razor An' a can of foamin' goo But he told me right then when the top popped open There was nothin' his box won't do With the oil of Afro-dytee An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo He said: "You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!" An' I said . . . Look here brother, Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? (Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?) Look here brother, Don't you waste your time on me Don't waste yer time . . . I've got troubles of my own, I said An' you can't help me out So take your meditations an' your preparations An' ram it up yer snout "BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!," he said An' held it to the light So I snatched it All away from him An' I showed him how to do it right I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head So I'd look like I was Deep I said some Mumbo Jumbos then An' told him he was goin' to sleep I robbed his rings An' pocket watch An' everything else I found I had that sucker hypnotized He couldn't even make a sound I proceeded to tell him his future then As long as he was hanging around, I said "The price of meat has just gone up An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . " Look here brother, Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? (Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?) Don't you know, You could make more money as a butcher, So don't you waste your time on me (Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . . ) Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm SSHONTAY Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted August 28, 2006 Author Posted August 28, 2006 Bob Seger Feel like a Number I take my card and I stand in line To make a buck I work overtime Dear Sir letters keep coming in the mail I work my back till it's racked with pain The boss can't even recall my name I show up late and I'm docked It never fails I feel like just another Spoke in a great big wheel Like a tiny blade of grass In a great big field To workers I'm just another drone To Ma Bell I'm just another phone I'm just another statistic on a sheet To teachers I'm just another child To IRS I'm just another file I'm just another consensus on the street Gonna cruise out of this city Head down to the sea Gonna shout out at the ocean Hey it's me And I feel like a number Feel like a number Feel like a stranger A stranger in this land I feel like a number I'm not a number I'm not a number Dammit I'm a man I said I'm a man Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 FDA - Taint of Love Sometimes I feel I've got to fuck dat ass I got to reach around and grab that taint You don't need another hole anymore just this one that's for sure Let's get rotten to the core Anal pumping till you're sore Now I've got you on all fours now take it you no good dirty whore. Taint of love Fuck dat ass FDA Get ready I'm going to spray all day Now I know I've got to lube it up I got to use two fingers first If we don't you'll start to curse Lather it up, Lube it down Slide it on up and hear the rectal squirts Lets up before you burst Or you'll be leaving in a hearse Taint of love Quote All bullshit, No Business.
wez Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 This ones for all the pinko commies at The Jungle.. see you're here doing a little spying, right, bb? O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea! O beautiful for pilgrim feet Whose stern impassioned stress A thoroughfare of freedom beat Across the wilderness! America! America! God mend thine every flaw, Confirm thy soul in self-control, Thy liberty in law! O beautiful for heroes proved In liberating strife. Who more than self their country loved And mercy more than life! America! America! May God thy gold refine Till all success be nobleness And every gain divine! O beautiful for patriot dream That sees beyond the years Thine alabaster cities gleam Undimmed by human tears! America! America! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea! O beautiful for halcyon skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties Above the enameled plain! America! America! God shed his grace on thee Till souls wax fair as earth and air And music-hearted sea! O beautiful for pilgrims feet, Whose stem impassioned stress A thoroughfare for freedom beat Across the wilderness! America! America! God shed his grace on thee Till paths be wrought through wilds of thought By pilgrim foot and knee! O beautiful for glory-tale Of liberating strife When once and twice, for man's avail Men lavished precious life! America! America! God shed his grace on thee Till selfish gain no longer stain The banner of the free! O beautiful for patriot dream That sees beyond the years Thine alabaster cities gleam Undimmed by human tears! America! America! God shed his grace on thee Till nobler men keep once again Thy whiter jubilee! Quote
babiebec3 Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Wez my dear, this is for you... Slayer: I hate you You were just a waste of sperm They way you look Makes my stomach turn The way you think Is no way at all God you really think you have balls I hate you aint it true I hate you and everything you do You walk around like a fucking dick And everytime youre near You know I get real sick Youre so stupid Theres nothing in your head God how I wish that you were dead I hate you aint it true I hate you and everything you do (repeat intro.) Quote
hugo Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Theme from The Monkees By Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart Here we come, walkin' Down the street. We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We go wherever we want to, do what we like to do We don't have time to get restless, There's always something new. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We're just tryin' to be friendly, Come and watch us sing and play, We're the young gneration, And we've got something to say. Any time, Or anywhere, Just look over your shoulder Guess who'll be standing there Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. (break) Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We're just tryin' to be friendly, Come and watch us sing and play, We're the young gneration, And we've got something to say. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees Hey, hey, we're the Monkees [repeat and fade] extra verse: Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, You never know where we'll be found. so you'd better get ready, We may be comin' to your town. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
builder Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 This is the only Country song that I really like. The Violent Femmes. Country Death Song. I had me a wife, I had me some daughters. I tried so hard, I never knew still waters. Nothing to eat and nothing to drink. Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think. Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think. Well, Im a thinkin and thinkin, till theres nothin I aint thunk. Breathing in the stink, till finally I stunk. It was at that time, I swear I lost my mind. I started making plans to kill my own kind. I started making plans to kill my own kind. Come little daughter, I said to the youngest one, Put your coat on, well have some fun. Well go out to mountains, the one to explore. Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door. Her face then lit up, I was standing by the door. Come little daughter, I will carry the lanterns. Well go out tonight, well go to the caverns. Well go out tonight, well go to the caves. Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves. Kiss your mother goodnight and remember that God saves. A led her to a hole, a deep black well. I said make a wish, make sure and not tell and Close youre eyes dear, and count to seven. You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven. You know your papa loves you, good children go to heaven. I gave her a push, I gave her a shove. I pushed with all my might, I pushed with all my love. I threw my child into a bottomless pit. She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit. She was screaming as she fell, but I never heard her hit. Gather round boys to this tale that I tell. You wanna know how to take a short trip to hell? Its guarenteed to get your own place in hell. Just take your lovely daughter and push her in the well. Take your lovely daughter and throw her in the well. Dont speak to me of lovers, with a broken heart. You wanna know what can really tear you apart? Im going out to the barn, will I never stop in pain? Im going out to the barn, to hang myself in shame. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
wez Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Figure it out...right, bb? You made a fool of me, but them broken dreams have got to end. Hey woman, you got the blues, cos you aint got no one else to use. Theres an open road that leads nowhere, so just make some miles Between here and there. Theres a hole in my head where the rain comes in, You took my body and played to win, Ha ha woman its a crying shame, But you aint got no one else to blame. Chorus E-evil woman, e-evil woman, e-evil woman, evil woman Rolled in from another town, Hit some gold too hot to settle down, But a fool and his money soon go separate ways, And you found a fool lyin in a daze, Ha ha woman what you gonna do, You destroyed all the virtues that the lord gave you, Its so good that youre feeling pain, But you better get yourself on board the very next train. Chorus:repeat Evil woman how you done me wrong, But now youre tryin to wail a different song, Ha ha funny how you broke me up, you made the wine now you Drink the cup, I came runnin every time you cried, Thought I saw love smilin in your eyes, Ha ha very nice to know, that you aint got no place left to go. Quote
wez Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Wez my dear, this is for you... Slayer: I hate you You were just a waste of sperm They way you look Makes my stomach turn The way you think Is no way at all God you really think you have balls I hate you aint it true I hate you and everything you do You walk around like a fucking dick And everytime youre near You know I get real sick Youre so stupid Theres nothing in your head God how I wish that you were dead I hate you aint it true I hate you and everything you do (repeat intro.) Actually.. you hate you. Right, bb? 1 Quote
snafu Posted August 30, 2006 Author Posted August 30, 2006 Steve Miller Dance Dance Dance My grandpa, he's 95 And he keeps on dancin' He's still alive My grandma, she's 92 She loves to dance And sing some, too I don't know But I've been told If you keep on dancing You'll never grow old Come on darling Put a pretty dress on We're gonna go out tonight Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance All night long I'm a hard working man I'm a son of a gun I've been working all week in the noon day sun The wood's in the kitchen And the cow's in the barn I'm all cleaned up and my chores are all done Take my hand, come along Let's go out and have some fun Come on darling put a pretty dress on We're gonna go out tonight Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance All night long Pick on Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance All night long Come on darling, don't look that way Don't you know when you smile I've got to say you're my honey pumpkin lover You're my heart's delight Don't you want to go out tonight You're such a pretty lady You're such a sweet girl When you dance it brightens up my world Come on darling put a pretty dress on We're gonna go out tonight And dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance Dance, dance, dance All night long Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Three Days Grace - I hate Everything about you Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven Quote All bullshit, No Business.
RoyalOrleans Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Styx "Renegade" Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home The jig is up, the news is out They finally found me The renegade who had it made Retrieved for a bounty Never more to go astray This'll be the end today Of the wanted man Oh Mama, I've been years on the lam and had a high price on my head Lawman said 'Get him dead or alive' and it's for sure he'll see me dead Dear Mama I can hear you cryin', you're so scared and all alone Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long The jig is up, the news is out They finally found me The renegade who had it made Retrieved for a bounty Never more to go astray The judge'll have revenge today On the wanted man Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home The jig is up, the news is out They finally found me The renegade who had it made Retrieved for a bounty Never more to go astray This'll be the end today Of the wanted man Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted August 31, 2006 Author Posted August 31, 2006 The Rolling Stones Waiting on a Friend Watching girls go passing by It ain't the latest thing I'm just standing in a doorway I'm just trying to make some sense Out of these girls go passing by The tales they tell of men I'm not waiting on a lady I'm just waiting on a friend A smile relieves a heart that grieves Remember what I said I'm not waiting on a lady I'm just waiting on a friend I'm just waiting on a friend Don't need a whore I don't need no booze Don't need a virgin priest But I need someone I can cry to I need someone to protect Making love and breaking hearts It is a game for youth But I'm not waiting on a lady I'm just waiting on a friend Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 Brockett 99 - Beer Run I hit a tree out of nowhere It jumped in front of my car Driving home from the powwow And looking for a bar Don't need no fucking street map I don't use the streets at all Saw a truck getting dumped off It was an old fargo It was full of little clowns Holding wonderful balloons There's a pub by the Mac's store We'll stop in and pick up a case So, I'll just slow down and pull in So let's get cranked, my drunken friends All the bucks together Hello Cold Beer I love you Come on join the beer run Join the beer run Start the car let's get going And get the hell out of here Cops quickly start to chase us Gun your car and slam your beer Don't need a fucking genius To know where my cold beer belongs Because It's all pissed out in the end And we're all drunken friends (drunken friends) Hello Cold Beer I love you Come on join the beer run Join the beer run Hello Cold Beer I love you Come on join the beer run Join the beer run Be a beer runner Quote All bullshit, No Business.
angie Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 Talking Heads~Psycho Killer I cant seem to face up to the facts Im tense and nervous and i Cant relax I cant sleep cause my beds on fire Dont touch me Im a real live wire Psycho killer Quest que cest Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away Psycho killer Quest que cest Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away You start a conversation you cant even finish it. Youre talkin a lot, but youre not sayin anything. When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed. Say something once, why say it again? Psycho killer, Quest que cest Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away Psycho killer Quest que cest Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away ( spoken interlude in french ) Psycho killer, Quest que cest Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away Psycho killer, Quest que cest Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.... Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
builder Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 Talking Heads~Psycho Killer I cant seem to face up to the facts Im tense and nervous and i Cant relax I cant sleep cause my beds on fire Dont touch me Im a real live wire You start a conversation you cant even finish it. Youre talkin a lot, but youre not sayin anything. When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed. Say something once, why say it again? That's lethal in a nutshell, Angie. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
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