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This one seems appropriate for my new found freedom!!

 

 

It's also an appropriate redneck anthem.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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You old softie. I can tell you now you won't like it.

 

 

You gotta be crazy... You'll like it if you like Sabbath.. Soungarden... Heavy, tasty guitar riffs... Yeah baby, drop D tuning!!!

 

It's also an appropriate redneck anthem.

 

 

 

Great classic, my friend and jailor.;)

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It rocks.. check it out.

Okay good rythim and good quitar licks. The lyics still suck. I won't be putting in my list of songs but it was better than I expected. It must be one of those songs that have to grow on you.

 

The only Garth Brooks song I have ever liked! It's done to the tune of an old Irish melody slowed a beat or two.

 

"Ireland"

good story line. Song sucks though.

 

Idiot in the box ~ Wez & Alice in Chains..

I think you need to make that your theme song.LOL

 

 

Bad Company - Shooting Star

 

Classic! I love that song. Makes you want to pick up the quitar and make something of yourself.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Another " I wish I was a rock-n-roll star" song

 

R.E.O. Speedwagon Rock and Roll Star

 

 

I was just a boy when the river ran dry

And I can still remember my mama cry

She said "Son leave as fast as you can

But don't waste your life in this rock n' roll band"

 

I saw the light and left as fast as I could

I knew deep down it was gonna do me good

So I threw my Fender in an old friend's car

I knew I'd come home a rock n'roll star

 

So we hit the road but the road hit back

We thought we'd take the world with a hit and run attack

Now I'm center stage but it feels bizarre

Despite new cars and caviar

 

An overnight success created by the press

But they'll eat you up if you show them any stress

So I lick my wounds and I hide my scars

The whole world thinks I'm a rock n' roll star

 

Rock n' roll star, rock n' roll star

That's what they call you

That's not what you are

Rock n' roll star, rock n' roll star

I still wanna be a rock n' roll star

 

So we got a break in our whirlwind tour

I called home said I'm comin home for sure

I'm tired of hurry up, make the plane, jump in the car

I'm home on loan, I'm a rock n' roll star

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Okay good rythim and good quitar licks. The lyics still suck. I won't be putting in my list of songs but it was better than I expected. It must be one of those songs that have to grow on you.

 

 

 

Good when you wanna say Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me!!!

 

Yeah lyrics ain't nothing to write home about, straight ahead anger at hypocrites.

 

I love it for the guitar mainly..

 

Really, the lyrics are quite appropriate though.. they really wanna drive the message home, and they do...

 

Listen to it a few times in a row, it gets you in the mood..

 

What else is cool, the way they repeat it over and over symbolizes the way we are brainwashed. Over and over and over and over......Now you're under control.

 

 

Hey mods, I figured it out, you won't need to combine my rantings anymore.

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Hey mods, I figured it out, you won't need to combine my rantings anymore.

 

I will continue to merge your posts when you make more than two consecutive posts with no reply. That is unless, you are posting something so huge that it can not be contained in one post.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Great classic, my friend and jailor.;)

 

In the trailer park or mobile home community... there are many classics.

 

Such as...

 

Sweet Home Alabama

Born To Be Wild

Magic Carpet Ride

and anything by Charlie Daniels.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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And I can't forget atantic! You and me think way to much the same. good songs!

 

U2 - All I want is you

 

Honeymoon Suite - New Girl Now

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Dr. Hook Livin next door to Alice

 

Sally called, when she got the word,

She said "I suppose you've heard.... about Alice."

So I rushed to the window, and I looked outside,

And I could hardly believe my eyes,

As a big limousine pulled slowly into Alice's drive.

 

Oh I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,

I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,

'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice

(Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?)

Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance,

To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,

Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice.

(Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?)

 

We grew up together, two kids in the park,

Carved our initials deep in the bark......

Me and Alice.

Now she walks to the door with her head held high,

And just for a moment, I caught her eye,

As the big limousine pulled slowly out of Alice's drive.

 

Oh I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,

I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,

'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice

Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance,

(Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?)

Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance,

To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,

Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice.

(Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?)

 

Then Sally called back, and asked how I felt,

She said "I know how to help...., get over Alice."

She said "Now, Alice is gone, but I'm still here.

And you know I've been waiting twenty four years.........."

And the big limousine disappeared.......

 

I don't why why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,

I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,

'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice.

(Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?)

Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance,

To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance,

Now I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice.

(Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?)

 

Now, I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice...

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Here's some good lyrics for the thinking man...Scott Weiland is one deep herion addict.

 

Vasoline~STP

 

One time a thing occured to me

Whats real, and whats for sale?

Blew a kiss and tried to take it home

 

It isnt you, isnt me

Search for things that you cant see

Going blind, out of reach

Somewhere in the vaseline

 

Two times and it has rendered me

Punch drunk and without bail

Think Id be safer all alone

Flys in the vasoline we are

Sometimes it blows my mind

Keep getting stuck here all the time

 

Youll see the look and youll see the lies

Youll eat the lies, and you will.

 

It isnt you, isnt me

Search for things that you cant see

Going blind, out of reach

Somewhere in the vasoline.

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Creep~STP... another good one.

 

 

Forward yesterday

Makes me wanna stay

What they said was real

Makes me wanna steal

Livin under house

Guess Im livin, Im a mouse

Alls I gots is time

Got no meaning, just a rhyme

 

Take time with a wounded hand

cause it likes to heal

Take time with a wounded hand

cause I like to steal

Take time with a wounded hand

cause it likes to heal, I like to steal

 

Im half the man I used to me

This I feel as the dawn

It fades to gray

Well, Im half the man I used to be

This I feel as the dawn

It fades to gray

Well, Im half the man I used to me

This I feel as the dawn

It fades to gray

Well, Im half the man I used to be, half the man I used to be

 

Feelin uninspired

Think Ill start a fire

Everybody run

Bobbys got a gun

Think youre kinda neat

Then she tells me Im a creep

Friends dont mean a thing

Guess Ill leave it up to me

 

Take time with a wounded hand

cause it likes to heal

Take time with a wounded hand

Guess I like to steal

Take time with a wounded hand

cause it likes to heal, I like to steal

 

Im half the man I used to me

This I feel as the dawn

It fades to gray

Im half the man I used to be

This I feel as the dawn

It fades to gray

Im half the man I used to be

This I feel as the dawn

It fades to gray

Im half the man I used to be, half the man I used to be

 

Take time with a wounded hand

cause it likes to heal

Take time with a wounded hand

Guess I like to steal

Take time with a wounded hand

cause it likes to heal, I like to steal

 

Im half the man I used to me

This I feel as the dawn

It fades to gray

Im half the man I used to be

This I feel as the dawn

It fades to gray

Im half the man I used to be

This I feel as the dawn

It fades to gray

Im half the man I used to be, half the man I used to be,

Half the man I used to be

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One more from our herion addicted friend...

 

 

Plush~STP

 

 

And I feel that times a waste at go

So where ya going to tommorrow?

And I see that these are lies to come

Would you even care?

 

And I feel it

And I feel it

 

Where ya going for tommorrow?

Where ya going with that mask I found?

And I feel, and I feel

When the dogs begin to smell her

Will she smell alone?

 

And I feel, so much depends on the weather

So is it raining in your bedroom?

And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray

Would you even care?

 

And I feel it

And she feels it

 

Where ya going to tommorrow?

Where ya going with that mask I found?

And I feel, and I feel

When the dogs begin to smell her

Will she smell alone?

 

When the dogs do find her

Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow

To find it, to find it, to find it

When the dogs do find her

Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow

To find it, to find it, to find it

 

Where ya going for tommorrow?

Where ya going with that mask I found?

And I feel, and I feel

When the dogs begin to smell her

Will she smell alone?

 

When the dogs do find her

Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow

To find it, to find it, to find it

When the dogs do find her

Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow

To find it, to find it, to find it

To find it

To find it

To find it

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Fade Into You by Mazzy Star

 

I want to hold the hand inside you

I want to take a breath that's true

I look to you and I see nothing

I look to you to see the truth

You live your life

You go in shadows

You'll come apart and you'll go blind

Some kind of light into your darkness

Colors your eyes with what's not there.

 

 

Fade into you

Strange you never knew

Fade into you

I think it's strange you never knew

 

 

A stranger's light comes on slowly

A stranger's heart without a home

You put your hands into your head

And then smiles cover your heart

 

 

Fade into you

Strange you never knew

Fade into you

I think it's strange you never knew

Fade into you

Strange you never knew

Fade into you

I think it's strange you never knew

I think it's strange you never knew

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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Drill Ye Terriers

 

 

Every morning at 7 o'clock

There's twenty terriers a workin at the rock

And the boss comes along and he says, keep still

And come down heavy on the cast iron drill

 

So drill ye terriers drill

And drill ye terriers drill

Oh it's work all day for sugar in your tay

Down beyond the railway

And drill ye terriers drill

 

Our new foreman is Dan McCann

I'll tell you sure, he's a blame mean man

Last week a premature blast went off

And a mile in the air went Big Jim Goff

 

So drill ye terriers drill

And drill ye terriers drill

Oh it's work all day for sugar in your tay

Down beyond the railway

And drill ye terriers drill

 

Next time payday comes around

Jim Goff was short one brick he found

What for? says he and this reply

You're docked for the time you were up in the sky

 

So drill ye terriers drill

And drill ye terriers drill

Oh it's work all day for sugar in your tay

Down beyond the railway

And drill ye terriers drill.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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A3

 

Woke Up This Morning

(Opening theme song for the Sopranos. For some reason, I like to dance to this song.)

 

You woke up this morning

Got yourself a gun,

Your mama always said you'd be

The Chosen One.

 

She said: You're one in a million

You've got to burn to shine,

But you were born under a bad sign,

With a blue moon in your eyes.

 

When you woke up this morning

All that love had gone,

Your Papa never told you

About right and wrong.

 

But you're, but you're looking good, baby,

I believe that you're feeling fine, (shame about it),

Born under a bad sign

With a blue moon in your eyes.

 

Woke up this morning

Got a blue moon in your eyes

Woke up this morning

Got a blue moon in your eyes

Woke up this morning

 

You woke up this morning

The world turned upside down,

Lord above, thing's ain't been the same

Since the Blues walked in our town.

 

Baby, but you're, but you're one in a million

You've got that shotgun shine; shame about it,

Born under a bad sign,

With a blue moon in your eyes.

 

Woke up this morning

Woke up this morning

Got a blue moon in your eyes

Woke up this morning

 

When you woke up this morning everything was gone.

By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.

Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,

Like a voice telling you there was something you should know.

Last night you were flying but today you're so low

Ain't it times like these that you wonder if you'll ever know

The meaning of things as they appear to the others:

Wives, husbands, mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers.

Don't you wish you didn't function,

Don't you wish you didn't think

Beyond the next paycheck and the next little drink'

Well you do so make up your mind to go on,'cos

When you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.

 

Woke up this morning

Woke up this morning

Woke up this morning

You wanna be the Chosen One.

 

Woke up this morning

Woke up this morning

Woke up this morning

Got yourself a gun.

Got yourself a gun.

Got yourself a gun.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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There was a farmer had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-O.

B-I-N-G-O!

B-I-N-G-O!

B-I-N-G-O!

And Bingo was his name-O!

 

There was a farmer had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-O.

(Clap)-I-N-G-O!

(Clap)-I-N-G-O!

(Clap)-I-N-G-O!

And Bingo was his name-O!

 

There was a farmer had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-O!

(Clap, Clap)-N-G-O!

(Clap, Clap)-N-G-O!

(Clap, Clap)-N-G-O!

And Bingo was his name-O!

 

There was a farmer had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-O.

(Clap, Clap, Clap)-G-O!

(Clap, Clap, Clap)-G-O!

(Clap, Clap, Clap)-G-O!

And Bingo was his name-O!

 

There was a farmer had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-O.

(Clap, Clap, Clap, clap)-O!

(Clap, Clap, Clap, clap)-O!

(Clap, Clap, Clap, clap)-O!

And Bingo was his name-O!

 

There was a farmer had a dog,

And Bingo was his name-O.

(Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap)

(Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap)

(Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap)

And Bingo was his name-O!

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

 

by John Lee Hooker

recording of 1977

from George Thorogood & The Destroyers

 

 

Wanna tell you a story,

about the house-man blues

I come home one Friday,

had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job

She said that don't confront me,

long as I get my money next Friday

Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,

and out the door I went

 

So I goes to the landlady,

I said, "You let me slide?"

I'll have the rent for you in a month.

next I don't know

So said let me slide it on you know people,

I notice when I come home in the evening

She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,

but for five year she was so nice

Loh' she was lovy-dovy,

I come home one particular evening

The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",

I said, "No, can't find no job"

Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent

She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"

Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,

leaning up against a post"

I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"

She said "That don't confront me,

long as I get my money next Friday"

Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,

and out the door I went

 

So I go down the streets,

down to my good friend's house

I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,

can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"

He said "Let me go and ask my wife"

He come out of the house,

I could see it in his face

I know that was no

He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"

I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"

So I go back home

I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent

She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"

And then she was so nice,

loh' she was lovy-dovy

So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,

I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go

She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,

she ain't gonna get none of it

So I stop in the local bar you know people,

I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender

Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there

So what you want?

 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,

I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin

Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,

need me a triple shot of that juice

Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear

I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

 

But I'm sitting now at the bar,

I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow

I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer

Looked down the bar, here come the bartender

I said "Look man, come down here"

So what you want?

 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,

gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed

Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,

need me a triple shot of that stuff

Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,

I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

 

Now by this time I'm plenty high,

you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high

Looked down the bar I say to my bartender

I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there

So what you want this time?

I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"

He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock

Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

 

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,

gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak

Gonna get high man listen to me,

one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three

I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,

I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html

 

"It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll

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Hang down your head, Tom Dooley

Hang down your head and cry

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley

Poor boy, you’re bound to die

 

I met her on the mountain, there I took her life

Met her on the mountain, stabbed her with my knife

 

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley

Hang down your head and cry (ah-uh-eye)

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley

Poor boy, you’re bound to die

 

This time tomorrow,

reckon where I’ll be

Hadn’t-a been for Grayson,

I’d-a been in Tennessee (well now, boy)

 

Hang down (your head) your head (Dooley) and cry

Hang down your head and cry (ah poor boy, ah well-ah)

Hang down (your head) your head (Dooley) and cry

Poor boy, you’re bound to die (ah well now boy)

 

Hang down (your head) your head (Dooley) and cry

Hang down your head and cry (ah poor boy, ah well-ah)

Hang down (your head) your head (Dooley) and cry

Poor boy, you’re bound to die

 

This time tomorrow,

reckon where I’ll be

Down in some lonesome valley

hangin’ from a white oak tree

 

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley

Hang down your head and cry (ah-uh-eye)

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley

Poor boy, you’re bound to die (ah well now boy)

 

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley

Hang down your head and cry (poor boy ah well uh)

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley

Poor boy, you’re bound to die

Poor boy, you’re bound to die

Poor boy, you’re bound to die

Poor boy, you’re bound to .......die

Posted

Is anyone else dowloading these songs? This is a fantasic way to get an idea of our fellow GF members as well as increasing my collection of good songs. Thanks to everyone. Great!

 

PS:hugo you need to give your kids records back and play some of your own.

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"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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A3

 

Woke Up This Morning

(Opening theme song for the Sopranos. For some reason, I like to dance to this song.)

 

You woke up this morning

Got yourself a gun,

Your mama always said you'd be

The Chosen One.

 

She said: You're one in a million

You've got to burn to shine,

But you were born under a bad sign,

With a blue moon in your eyes.

 

When you woke up this morning

All that love had gone,

Your Papa never told you

About right and wrong.

 

But you're, but you're looking good, baby,

I believe that you're feeling fine, (shame about it),

Born under a bad sign

With a blue moon in your eyes.

 

Woke up this morning

Got a blue moon in your eyes

Woke up this morning

Got a blue moon in your eyes

Woke up this morning

 

You woke up this morning

The world turned upside down,

Lord above, thing's ain't been the same

Since the Blues walked in our town.

 

Baby, but you're, but you're one in a million

You've got that shotgun shine; shame about it,

Born under a bad sign,

With a blue moon in your eyes.

 

Woke up this morning

Woke up this morning

Got a blue moon in your eyes

Woke up this morning

 

When you woke up this morning everything was gone.

By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.

Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,

Like a voice telling you there was something you should know.

Last night you were flying but today you're so low

Ain't it times like these that you wonder if you'll ever know

The meaning of things as they appear to the others:

Wives, husbands, mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers.

Don't you wish you didn't function,

Don't you wish you didn't think

Beyond the next paycheck and the next little drink'

Well you do so make up your mind to go on,'cos

When you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.

 

Woke up this morning

Woke up this morning

Woke up this morning

You wanna be the Chosen One.

 

Woke up this morning

Woke up this morning

Woke up this morning

Got yourself a gun.

Got yourself a gun.

Got yourself a gun.

Never heard this before. Kick ass song. I can just see you doing the James Dean shuffle. Can we get a visual of that?

 

 

 

This is the song I love to dance to. You can always get a fine chick to get up and dance with you. My friend's band Fastax did a fantastic rendition of this.

 

Dire Straits Walk of life

 

Here comes johnny singing oldies, goldies

Be-bop-a-lua, baby what I say

Here comes johnny singing I gotta woman

Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay

He got the action, he got the motion

Yeah, the boy can play

Dedication devotion

Turning all the night time into the day

 

He do the song about the sweet lovin woman

He do the song about the knife

He do the walk, he do the walk of life

 

Here comes johnny and hell tell you the story

Hand me down mu walkin shoes

Here come johnny with the power and the glory

Backbeat the talkin blues

He got the action, he got the motion

Yeah, the boy can play

Dedication devotion

Turning all the night time into the day

 

He do the song about the sweet lovin woman

He do the song about the knife

He do the walk, he do the walk of life

 

Here comes johnny singing oldies, goldies

Be-bop-a-lula, baby what I say

Here comes johnny singing I gotta woman

Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay

He got the action, he got the motion

Yeah the boy can play

Decidation devotion

Turning all the night time into the day

 

And after all the violence and double talk

Theres just a song in the trouble and the strife

You do the walk, you do the walk of life

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Is anyone else dowloading these songs? This is a fantasic way to get an idea of our fellow GF members as well as increasing my collection of good songs. Thanks to everyone. Great!

 

PS:hugo you need to give your kids records back and play some of your own.

 

 

Download those Pink Floyd tunes.. deep stuff. They're both off the Final Cut album. The entire album is awsome.

Posted

Seven Mary Three

 

Punch In, Punch Out

 

I wake up

to beat the sun from her glory

I'm only

one cigarette

away from mobility

It's always

punch in punch out

go to work and go back home

there's only one chance left

and I know

and I know

where she is waiting

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Here's the song I've been looking for since mp3's came out. It's a pretty stupid song but it reminds me of my first two daughters.

 

BOBBY RUSSELL SATURDAY MORNING CONFUSION

 

 

 

Here they come, warmin' up

I hear the pitter-patter of little people on the livin' room rug

Whoa is me! There goes the TV

Now it's Popeye and Pluto, Batman and Bozo

Don't spill the corn flakes, they'll break at lunch break

Home from the office, why did I stop to have a beer with the boys?

Now my head's 'bout to pop

 

It's a Saturday morning confusion

If you think you can sleep, it's illusion

'cause you'll probably get a rude intrusion from Harry the dog

Harry the dog is as big as can be

'n' Harry the dog had puppies last week

We couldn't tell if it's a he or a she, now we know

 

It's a Saturday morning confusion

If I could just get to the bathroom

And get a cold rag and an aspirin to help how I feel

But here come the twins and they're screamin' at me

What is the deal to turn off the TV?

"Go ask your mother and quietly, your daddy is ill"

 

There he is-Cousin Jack

You got the leaf rake, too, keep at it till I get it all back

Hangin' round my yard, snoopin' in my garage

I tolerate 'im because he's my cousin

He's nice to the kids and Harry just loves him!

 

It's a Saturday morning confusion

And if I could just hide in my attic

So I couldn't hear my wife yellin' "Take 'em all to the show"

I'll take the whole neighborhood to the show

I'll just walk out in back where the money-tree grows

Grab me a handful and off to the show we'll go

 

It's a Saturday morning confusion

And if I could just get a transfusion

Or maybe go hide in the bedroom till five o'clock

Let it be known that at five the TV

Is gonna be tuned to the Game Of the Week

And that goes for dogs and twins and the whole family

 

It's a Saturday morning confusion

It's a Saturday morning confusion day is done

 

Cousin Jack, in his yard cooking steaks on a grill that I'll never get back

The twins in front of the TV, Harry with his fam'ly

Sis on her date and Mom at the door smiles as she surveys the sight

For the first time today, the kingdom is quiet

 

LORD, LET US THANK YOU FOR SATURDAYS

AND MAY THEY REMAIN OUR FRIENDS!!

'cause I work all week long

Be strong till they're grown

And next Saturday then, we'll do it again

 

a- Here they come, warmin' up

I hear the pitter-patter of little people on the livin' room rug

 

FADE

Whoa is me! There goes the TV

 

Cool! you gotta hear it. :D

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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