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This ones for all the rednecks out there.. aw hell, this ones for you R.O.... paybacks are a bitch, biatch!!!:p

 

Southern Man~Neil Young

 

Southern man better keep your head

Dont forget what your good book said

Southern change gonna come at last

Now your crosses are burning fast

Southern man

 

I saw cotton and I saw black

Tall white mansions and little shacks.

Southern man when will you pay them back?

I heard screamin and bullwhips cracking

How long? how long?

 

Southern man better keep your head

Dont forget what your good book said

Southern change gonna come at last

Now your crosses are burning fast

Southern man

 

Lily belle, your hair is golden brown

Ive seen your black man comin round

Swear by God Im gonna cut him down!

I heard screamin and bullwhips cracking

How long? how long?

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Even better

 

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.

Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.

I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.

 

Were you born an asshole?

Or did you work at it your whole life?

Either way it worked out fine

'cause you're an asshole tonight.

 

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...

And don't you try to blame it on me.

You deserve all the credit.

You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.

You're an asshole tonight.

And I've got a feelin'

you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

 

And I was talkin' to your mother

just the other night.

I told her I thought you were an asshole.

She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes

'cause you've known them your whole life.

And somebody told me

you've got an asshole for a wife.

 

Were you born an asshole?

Or did you work at it your whole life?

Either way it worked out fine

'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

 

Not you Wez, you know I adore you;)

Do the right thing!
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I never met a person that didn't like CCR! I had a hard time deciding which song to post.

 

 

Credence Clearwater Revival Bad Mood Rising

 

I see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the way.

I see earthquakes and lightnin.

I see bad times today.

 

Chorus:

Dont go around tonight,

Well, its bound to take your life,

Theres a bad moon on the rise.

 

I hear hurricanes ablowing.

I know the end is coming soon.

I fear rivers over flowing.

I hear the voice of rage and ruin.

 

Chorus

All right!

 

Hope you got your things together.

Hope you are quite prepared to die.

Looks like were in for nasty weather.

One eye is taken for an eye.

 

Chorus

Chorus

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I like this one.....

 

Fortunate son.. CCR

 

 

Some folks are born made to wave the flag,

Ooh, theyre red, white and blue.

And when the band plays hail to the chief,

Ooh, they point the cannon at you, lord,

 

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators son, son.

It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, no,

 

Yeah!

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,

Lord, dont they help themselves, oh.

But when the taxman comes to the door,

Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes,

 

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no millionaires son, no.

It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, no.

 

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes,

Ooh, they send you down to war, lord,

And when you ask them, how much should we give?

Ooh, they only answer more! more! more! yoh,

 

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no military son, son.

It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, one.

 

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no fortunate one, no no no,

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no fortunate son, no no no,

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I never met a person that didn't like CCR! I had a hard time deciding which song to post.

 

How can anyone not like CCR? I love them! I feel the same way about Tom Petty.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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How can anyone not like CCR? I love them! I feel the same way about Tom Petty.

Tom Petty is fantastic too. I would think you like the Traveling Wiburys then?

 

The Traveling Wilburys End of the Line

 

Well it's all right

Riding around in the breeze

Well it's all right

If you live the life you please

Well it's all right

Doing the best you can

Well it's all right

As long as you lend a hand

 

You can sit around and wait for the phone to ring

(at the end of the line)

Waiting for someone to tell you everything

(at the end of the line)

Sit around and wonder what tomorrow'll bring

(at the end of the line)

Maybe a diamond ring

 

Well it's all right

Even if they say you're wrong

Well it's all right

Sometimes you gotta be strong

Well it's all right

As long as you got someone to lay with

Well it's all right

Every day is judgment day

 

Maybe somewhere down the road a ways

(at the end of the line)

You'll think of me and wonder where i am these days

(at the end of the line)

Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays

(at the end of the line)

Purple Haze

 

Well it's all right

Even when push comes to shove

Well it's all right

If you got someone to love

Well it's all right

Everything will work out fine

Well it's all right

We're going to the end of the line

 

Don't have to be ashamed of the car I drive

(at the end of the line)

I'm just glad to be here happy to be alive

(at the end of the line)

And it don't matter if you're by my side

(at the end of the line)

I'm satisfied

 

Well it's all right

Even if you're old and gray

Well it's all right

You still got something to say

Well it's all right

Remember live and let live

Well it's all right

The best you can do is forgive

Well it's all right

Riding around on the breeze

Well it's all right

If you live the life you please

Well it's all right

Even if the sun don't shine

Well it's all right

We're going to the end of the line

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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My favorite TP tune...

 

You Got Lucky..

 

You better watch what you say

You better watch what you do to me

Dont get carried away

Girl, if you can do better than me

Go...yeah, go

But remember

 

Good love is hard to find

Good love is hard to find

You got lucky, babe

You got lucky, babe

When I found you

 

You put a hand on my cheek

And then you turn your eyes away

If you dont feel complete

If I dont take you all of the way

Then go, yeah, go,

But remember

 

Good love is hard to find

Good love is hard to find

You got lucky, babe

You got lucky, babe

When I found you

 

Yeah go,

Just, go,

But remember

Good love is hard to find

Good love is hard to find

You got lucky, babe

You got lucky, babe

When I found you

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Since I feel like being such a prick I'll post the lyrics to a song that poisoned one of our users (I think it was JAW) ears

 

BLOG 27 - HEY BOY (GET YOUR ASS UP)

 

 

Hey boy get your ass up

Move boy

we put the clock on you boy

you can't miss my friend

you get knocked down

get up again

 

Who's the bum cuzzi along in your hi-fi

Stackin'd hide with songs we'd swingflies

Blog 27's the bomb and you now why

None of this can be wrong and bet's high

 

Hey boy get your ass up

Move boy

we put the clock on you boy

you can't miss my friend

you get knocked down

get up again

 

Yeah you can groove to the funk

when we in sight

We got nuf soul yo go round

hit the dance light

We can do the funkety-funk

and it's all night

Yeah baby the funkety-funk

and it's all night

 

Hey boy get your ass up

Move boy

we put the clock on you boy

you can't miss my friend

you get knocked down

get up again

 

All we come to do is raise hell

and just have fun

Cuz we're blog 27

and we are number one

You better raise the base

put the treble on plus one

Put your name on the guest list

if you really want some

 

Hey boy get your ass up

Move boy

we put the clock on you boy

you can't miss my friend

you get knocked down

get up again

 

We got a lot of problems

but we're here to disscuss one

The party with out 27,

is party with out fun

Get ready for the chorus

cuz i'm just about done

Get ready for the do,

the do come on

 

Hey boy get your ass up

Move boy

we put the clock on you boy

you can't miss my friend

you get knocked down

get up again

All bullshit, No Business.
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"Let's Play Monopoly" - Papoose

 

[intro]

To everybody in the struggle

If somebody ever told you that you couldn't do somethin'

And you still made it happen

Congratulations

Soul clap for all the independent women

Soul clap for all my homies straight thuggin'

Clap for the real MCs buzzin'

We the leaders of the new school

 

[Verse 1]

Momma's in tha kitchen cookin' that rice

Father's outside shootin' them dice

Brother's in jail, raisin' hell

Sister's on the corner sellin' fruit cocktail

Family alcoholics still sippin' his booze

That's why I'm rappin over rhythm n' blues

To all you rich black folks wit ya glistenin' jewels

Entrepreneurs, all you millionare dudes

Before you catch another case, limit your moves

Johnny Cochran got a brain tumor, I deliver the news

What if mother nature aborted the sky

When would we shoot our fireworks on the fourth of July?

We can't afford to live, so abortions rise

Can't afford the truth, so we told to lie

Can't afford a funeral, 'cause the costs is high

God damn, we can't even afford to die!

 

[Chorus]

But if you buyin' a house, I'll be your land lord

I'll finance you a car, that's if you can't afford

I'll own the jails, the banks, and all the property

Here's a million, come on big shot, let's play Monopoly

 

[Verse 2]

'Cause when the rappers start grindin'

It's a shame, a out-of-towner gotta sign them

But when his album drop and he go diamond

Everybody beside him

Every real artist need a real label to sign them

Just like every good man need a good woman behind them

It ain't about havin' the baddest chick on the streets

I respect the dude Nas 'cause he married Kelis, but still

If you ain't ready, just wanna be my fiance

Than we could do it like Jay Z and Beyonce

Pardon my language, if you a real bitch

Than we could do it like Jada and Will Smith

Coincidence, where we come in to spin it at

We in tha same place that we first got rich at

They only gonna give us what they know they will get back

So when you get money, don't you ever forget that

 

[Chorus]

 

[Verse 3]

He got a DVD flow

They need to give me man, Smack, his own TV show

The voice of the jails, voice of the streets

Kay Slay's show should play seven days a week

We pull guns on each other, are we still peoples?

If you strapped and I'm not strapped, we still equal?

The say don't carry guns, 'cause guns real lethal

But guns don't kill people, people kill people

My cousin gotta do time, he say it ain't nuthin'

Told me, I could do the time standin' on my head, cousin

Yo Paps, stay focused, you out hear bustin'

By the time I come home, you gonna be somethin'

I wish I could do half his time for him

We go in there thuggin', he do a year, I do a year

They run and concur it, but still

It's all about havin' money and property, true

They'd rather see us doin' drugs and robberies, true

We gotta flip that into the economy, you

So my philosophy's the way of the world

Let's play Monopoly!

 

[Outro]

You gotta monopolize and strategize

So we can get this money

Get filthy rich

Thugacation

Street Sweapers

C'mon man

East coast, pop a bottle wit y'all

West coast, pop a bottle wit y'all

Down south, pop a bottle wit y'all

Count your blessings, you ain't promised tomorrow

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This one goes out to all the cocks out there...

 

The Rooster~Alice in chains

 

Aint found a way to kill me yet

Eyes burn with stinging sweat

Seems every path leads me to nowhere

Wife and kids household pet

Army green was no safe bet

The bullets scream to me from somewhere

 

Here they come to snuff the rooster

Yeah here come the rooster, yeah

You know he aint gonna die

No, no, no, ya know he aint gonna die

 

Walkin tall machine gun man

They spit on me in my home land

Gloria sent me pictures of my boy

Got my pills gainst mosquito death

My buddys breathin his dyin breath

Oh God please wont you help me make it through

 

Here they come to snuff the rooster

Yeah here come the rooster, yeah

You know he aint gonna die

No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die

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John Cougar Jack & Diane

 

 

 

Little ditty about Jack and Diane

Two American kids growin' up in the heartland

Jackie gonna be a football star

Diane debutante backseat of Jackie's car

 

Suckin' on chili dogs outside the tastee freeze

Diane's sittin' on Jackie's lap

He's got his hand between her knees

Jackie say, "Hey Diane let's run off

Behind a shady tree

Dribble off those Bobby Brooks

Let me do what I please."

And Jackie say

 

Oh yeah life goes on

Long after the thrill of livin is gone

Oh yeay say life goes on

Long after the thrill of livin is gone, they walk on

 

Jackie sits back reflects his thoughts for the moment

Scratches his head and does his best James Dean.

Well you know Diane, we oughta run off to the city

Diane says "Baby, you ain't missin' nuth-in"

Jackie say-a

 

Chorus

 

Gonna let it rock

Let it roll

Let the Bible Belt come and

Save my soul

Hold on to sixteen as long as you can

Changes come around real soon

Make us women and men

 

Little ditty about Jack and Diane

Two American kids done the best they can

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck

Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

And it's al em an a left al em and a right

Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right

Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

 

Piss me off ya fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

 

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand

He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

And it's ala man left and ala man right

Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right

Get off the stage god damn goof ya know

 

Piss me off ya fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

 

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck

Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

And it's al em an a left al em and a right

Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right

Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

 

Piss me off ya fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

 

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand

He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo

And it's al em an a left al em and a right

Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right

Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

 

Piss me off fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

Things just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister

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This ones for my sweetie..and every one else

 

Love Rules~Don Henley

 

Evry day you pass her in the hall

You just pretend that you dont see her at all

You wanna tell her how much you care

You wanna call her but you just dont dare

Love rules, ooo love rules

Out in the parking lot with all the guys

Dont ever let em see the tears in your eyes

Shes got a date tonight and it aint you

So you go out there and you get one too

Love rules, ooo love rules

Love rules, yeah love rules

You wish you didnt have so much to feel

Its much too scary and its all too real

All your friends are out havin fun

Sometimes you think that youre the only one

That love rules, ooo love rules

While everybodys out makin time

You cant help thinkin youre the last in line

Shes the finest thing youve ever seen

You wrap your arms around her in your dreams

When she smiles it brings you to your knees

You wanna tell her but you always freeze

Shes in the back seat but youre much too shy

Youd give the world to be an older guy

Love rules, ooo love rules

Love rules, yeah love still rules

Love rules, ooo love rules

Love rules, love rules love rules

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Bad Company - Early in the morning

for my sweetie

 

Ohh, early in the morning and it's time I went down

So I go down 'cause I know I can stay anyway

 

Oh, I love you 'cause I want to

Oh, I love you 'cause I want to

Oh, I love you 'cause I want to

Oh, I love you 'cause I want to

 

Summer sun is shinin' in my eyes as I go down

To feel you around me makes my life worthwhile night and day

 

Oh, I love you 'cause I want to

Oh, I love you 'cause I want to

Early in the mornin', early in the mornin', yeah

 

Lazy days drift away in time as I go down

To see you smile is to know what love means all the while

 

Oh, I love you 'cause I want to

Oh, I love you 'cause I want to

Oh, I love you 'cause I want to

Oh, I love you 'cause I want to

Down early in the mornin'

Do the right thing!
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Frank Zappa Dinah-Moe Humm

 

 

I couldn’t say were she’s coming from

but I just met a lady name Dinah-Moe Humm

she strolled on over here and said look her bum

I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum.

ya just can’t do it.

she made a bet with her sister who’s a little bit dumb

she said she could prove it all men were scum

I don’t mind that she called me a bum

But I new right away she was really gonna cum

So I got down to it

I whipped of her bloomers and slipped in my thumb

I applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb

But I still didn’t her no Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm

Where’s this Dinah-Moe coming from

I just done spent three hours and I ain’t gotta

Come from the Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe

Dinah-Moe from the Dinah-Moe humm

(Dinah-Moe)

I got a spot that gets me hot ooh

And you aint’ been to it.

Got a spot that gets me hot

And you aint’ been to it

NO No No

I got a spot that gets me hot

And you aint’ been to it.

Cause I got to get into it

To get out of it

(Zappa Talks)

She looked at me with a glazed eye

And some robine perspiration on her upper lip area

And she said

just get me wasted and your half way there

cause if my minds tore up

then my body don’t care

I rubbed my chinny chin chin

And said, my my my

What sort of things might this lady get high upon?

I checked out at her sister who was holding the bed

And wondered what kind of trip the young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didn’t matter no more

When her sister got naked and laid on the floor

She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet

But she could use a little help if I wasn’t done just yet

I told her just beacuse the sun was a place in the sky

Wasn’t a reason to assume wouldn’t give her a try

So I pulled on her hair, got her legs in the air

And asked if she had any cooties in there

(girl)

What do you mean cooties? No cooties on me!

(Zappa Talking)

she was buns up needle

Buns up!

I was wheeling and dealing

She surrendered to the feeling

And she started into squealing

 

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed with

Her lips just a twitchin and her face gone red

Some drool rollin down from the edge of her chin

While she spied the condition her sister was in

She quivered and quaked and clutched at her self

While her sister made a joke about her mental health

Tell Dinah-Moe finally did give in

but I told her all she really needed was some discipline

Kiss my ora Dora! hmm it’s real angora

Would ya all like some mora right here on the floora

and how bout you Forma ya wanna

Hmm sounds like you’re choking on something

Did you say you want some more? Well here’s some more

Oh sure

You think I can interest you in some zircon incrusted tweezers?

Wait a minute let me sterilize them. Give me your lighter

(singing)

I couldn’t say were she’s coming from but I just met a lady name Dinah-Moe Humm

she strolled on over here said look her bum I got a forty dollar bill

say you can’t make me cum ya just can’t do it.

 

I whipped of her bloomers and slipped in my thumb

I applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb

And you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm

some Dinah-Moe Humm

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Human Touch

Bruce Springsteen

 

You and me we were the pretenders

We let it all slip away

In the end what don't surrender

Well the world just strips away

 

Girl ain't no kindness in the face of strangers

Ain't gonna find no miracles here

Well you can wait on your blessings my darlin'

But I got a deal for you right here

 

I ain't lookin' for prayers or pity

I ain't comin' 'round searchin' for a crutch

I just want someone to talk to

And a little of that human touch

Just a little of that human touch

 

Ain't no mercy on the streets of this town

Ain't no bread from heavenly skies

Ain't nobody drawin' wine from this blood

It's just you and me tonight

 

Tell me in a world without pity

Do you think what I'm askin's too much ?

I just want something to hold on to

And a little of that human touch

Just a little of that human touch

 

Oh girl that feeling of safety you prize

Well it comes with a hard hard price

You can't shut off the risk and the pain

Without losin' the love that remains

We're all riders on this train

 

So you been broken and you been hurt

Show me somebody who ain't

Yeah I know I ain't nobody's bargain

But hell a little touchup

And a litte paint...

 

You might need somethin' to hold on to

When all the answers they don't amount to much

Somebody that you can just talk to

And a little of that human touch

 

Baby in a world without pity

Do you think what I'm askin's too much ?

I just want to feel you in my arms

And share a little of that human touch...

Do the right thing!
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This one goes out to all the cocks out there...

 

The Rooster~Alice in chains

 

Aint found a way to kill me yet

Eyes burn with stinging sweat

Seems every path leads me to nowhere

Wife and kids household pet

Army green was no safe bet

The bullets scream to me from somewhere

 

Here they come to snuff the rooster

Yeah here come the rooster, yeah

You know he aint gonna die

No, no, no, ya know he aint gonna die

 

Walkin tall machine gun man

They spit on me in my home land

Gloria sent me pictures of my boy

Got my pills gainst mosquito death

My buddys breathin his dyin breath

Oh God please wont you help me make it through

 

Here they come to snuff the rooster

Yeah here come the rooster, yeah

You know he aint gonna die

No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die

 

Worst song ever.

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Yet anohter Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show

 

Dr Hook I got a couple more years

 

 

I've got a couple more years on you babe, and that's all

I've had more chances to fly, and more places to fall

And it ain't that I'm wiser, it's only that I've spent more time with my back to the wall

And I've picked up a couple more years on you babe, and that's all

 

I've walked a couple more roads than you babe and that's all

And I'm tired of runnin' while you're only learning to crawl

And you're heading somewhere, but I've been to somewhere and found it was nowhere at all

And I've picked up a couple more years on you babe, and that's all

 

Now saying goodbye girl, don't never come easy at all

But you've gotta fly 'cause you're hearing them young eagles call

And someday when you're older you'll smile at a man strong and tall

And you'll say I've got a couple more years on you babe and that's all

 

You'll say I've got a couple more years on you babe, and that's all

I've had more chances to fly, and more places to fall

And it ain't that I'm wiser, it's only that I've spent more time with my back to the wall

And I've picked up a couple more years on you babe, and that's all

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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My sweetie.. I wanna run through your wicked garden... ;)

 

 

 

Wicked Garden~STP

 

 

Can you see like a child?

Can you see what I want?

I wanna run through your wicked garden

Heard thats the place to find ya

But Im alive

So alive now

I know the darkness blinds you

 

Can you see without eyes?

Can you speak without lies?

I wanna drink from you naked fountain

I can drown your sorrows

Im gonna burn, burn you to life now

Out of the chains that bind you

 

Can you see just like a child?

Can you see just what I want?

Can I bring you back to life?

Are you scared of life?

 

Burn, burn, burn

Burn your wicked garden down

Burn, burn, burn

Burn your wicked garden to the ground

 

Can you feel pain inside?

Can you love?

Can you cry?

I wanna run through your wicked garden

Heard thats the place to find you

cause Im alive

So alive now

Out of the dark that blinds you

 

Can you see just like a child?

Can you see just what I want?

Can I bring you back to life?

Are you scared of life?

 

Burn, burn, burn

Burn your wicked garden down

Burn, burn, burn

Burn your wicked garden to the ground

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And on the other side of the spectrum.

 

Green Day American Idiot

 

 

 

Don't wanna be an American idiot.

Don't want a nation under the new media.

And can you hear the sound of hysteria?

The subliminal mindfuck America.

 

Welcome to a new kind of tension.

All across the alien nation.

Everything isn't meant to be okay.

Television dreams of tomorrow.

We're not the ones who're meant to follow.

Well that's enough to argue.

 

Well maybe I'm the faggot America.

I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.

Now everybody do the propaganda.

And sing along in the age of paranoia.

 

Welcome to a new kind of tension.

All across the alien nation.

Everything isn't meant to be okay.

Television dreams of tomorrow.

We're not the ones who're meant to follow.

Well that's enough to argue.

 

Don't wanna be an American idiot.

One nation controlled by the media.

Information nation of hysteria.

It's going out to idiot America.

 

Welcome to a new kind of tension.

All across the alien nation.

Everything isn't meant to be okay.

Television dreams of tomorrow.

We're not the ones who're meant to follow.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Does anyone else see anything ironic about a Green Day song entitled american idiot?
I promise to afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted. That I will never just accept what I am told. That I will never fall in love with safety and forget liberty. I promise that I will look for the lie in every pretty story and the bribe in every convenience.
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Does anyone else see anything ironic about a Green Day song entitled american idiot?

What do you mean? They say they don't wanna be an American idiot. They don't want to follow the redneck, propaganda media machine. Same message the youth have shouted as long as I can remember.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Brewer & Shipley One Toke Over The Line

 

 

 

One toke over the line sweet Jesus

One toke over the line

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One toke over the line

 

Awaitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary

Hopin' that the train is on time

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One toke over the line

 

Whoooo do you love, I hope it's me

I've bin a changin', as you can plainly see

I felt the joy and I learned about the pain that my momma said

If I should choose to make a part of me, surely strike me dead

Now I'm one toke over the line sweet Jesus

One toke over the line

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One toke over the line

I'm waitin' for the train that goes home sweet Mary

Hopin' that the train is on time

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One toke over the line

 

I bin away a country mile,

Now I'm returnin' showin' off a smile

I met all the girls and loved myself a few

Ended by surprise like everything else I've been through

It opened up my eyes and now I'm

One toke over the line sweet Jesus

One toke over the line

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

Don't you just know I waitin' for the train that goes home sweet Mary

Hopin' that the train is on time

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One toke over the line

 

Don't you just know I waitin' for the train that goes home sweet Mary

Hopin' that the train is on time

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One toke over the line

 

I want to be

One toke over the line sweet Jesus

One toke over the line

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One toke over the line

Don't you just know I waitin' for the train that goes home sweet Mary

Hopin' that the train is on time

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One toke over the line

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One toke over line

One toke, one toke over the line

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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