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I'll Wait - Van Halen

 

You've got me captured, I'm under your spell.

I guess I'll never learn.

I have your picture, yes I know it well.

Another page is turned.

Are you for real ? It's so hard to tell,

from just a magazine.

Yeah, you just smile and the picture sells,

look what that does to me.

Chorus:

I'll wait till your love comes down.

I'm coming straight for your heart.

No way you can stop me now,

as fine as you are.

I wrote a letter and told her these words,

that meant a lot to me.

I never sent it, she wouldn't have heard,

her eyes don't follow me.

And while she watches I can never be free,

such good photography !

chorus

(guitar solo)

You can't imagine what your image means.

The pages come alive.

Your magic greets everyone who reads.

Heart-break in overdrive

Are you for real, it's so hard to tell,

from just a magazine.

Yeah, you just smile and the picture sells,

look what that does to me.

chorus

Do the right thing!
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Dirty Laundry - Don Henley

 

Dirty Laundry

 

I make my living off the evening news,

Just give me something that I can use.

People love it when you lose,

They love dirty laundry.

 

Well I could have been an actor,

But I wound up here.

I just have to look good,

I don't have to be clear.

Come and whisper in my ear,

We need dirty laundry.

 

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em when they're down.

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em when they're down.

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em when they're down.

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em all around.

 

We got the bubble-headed beach blonde,

Comes on at five,

She can tell about the plane crash,

With a gleam in her eye.

It's int'resting when people die,

Give us dirty laundry.

Can we film the operation?

Is the head dead yet?

Y'know the boys in the newsroom,

Got a running bet.

Get the widow on the set,

We need dirty laundry.

 

You don't really need to find out

What's going on,

You don't want to know just

How far it's gone,

Just leave well enough alone,

Keep your dirty laundry.

 

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em when they're down.

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em when they're down.

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em when they're down.

Kick 'em where they sit,

Kick 'em all around.

 

Dirty little secrets,

Dirty little lies,

We got our fingers in ev'rybody's pies,

We love to cut you down to size,

We love dirty laundry.

 

We can do the innuendo,

We can dance and sing.

When it's all over we haven't

Told you a thing.

We all know that crap is king,

Give us dirty laundry.

 

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em when they're down.

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em when they're down.

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em when they're down.

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em all around.

Do the right thing!
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Hold me now

 

I have a picture

Pinned to my wall

An image of you and of me and we’re laughing

We’re loving it all

 

But look at our life now

We're tattered and torn

We're fussing and fighting, delighting with tears

That we cry until dawn

 

CHORUS

(Oh oh)

Hold me now

(Whoa)

Warm my heart

Stay with me

Let loving start

Let loving start

 

You say I'm a dreamer

We're two of a kind

Both of us searching for some perfect world

We know we'll never find

 

So perhaps I should leave here

Yeah, go far away

But you know that there's nowhere that i'd rather be

Than with you here today

 

(Oh oh, oh oh oh)

Hold me now

(Oh)

Warm my heart

Stay with me

Let loving start

Let loving start

 

Oh hold me now

(whoa)

Warm my heart

Stay with me

Let loving start

Let loving start

 

Whoa oh oh

 

You ask if I love you

What can I say

You know that I do and that this is just one

Of those games that we play

 

So I sing you a new song

Please don't cry any more

And I'd ask your forgiveness though I don't know just

what i'm asking it for

 

(Oh oh oh oh)

Hold me now

(Whoa)

Warm my heart

Stay with me

Let loving start

Let loving start

Do the right thing!
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J. Geils Band Angel In Blue

 

(Seth Justman) - 1981

We met in a bar

Out on Chesapeake Bay

With her white patent boots

And her blouse red la beige

A table top dancer

She would smile on cue

Those lips of an angel

Angel in blue

She's been dancing for ages

Though cities of bars

She was kickin' the habit

of scoring in cars

She'd been drained of her spirit

All caged in this zoo

A wildcat angel

Angel in blue

And as she stared out into nowhere

I thought, yes, I thought she might break down and cry

When I whispered I thought I could love her

She just said "Baby, don't even bother to try"

And I watched as she spoke

Her words chilled my bones

All her friends did her favors

That were really just loans

And she never had dreams

So they never came true

The palest of angels

Angel in blue

And the bees they had stung her

The birds they had flown

There were guys she could number

But none she had known

And she never had dreams

So they never came true

My fade away angel

Angel in blue

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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The Veronicas. One hot Aussie duet.

 

Everything I'm Not

 

 

Oh no don’t go changing, that's what you told me from the start,

Thought you where something different, that's when it all just fell apart,

Like you’re so perfect, and I can’t measure up,

Well I'm not perfect, just all messed up.

 

 

I was losing myself to somebody else, but now I see...

I don’t wanna pretend so this is the end of you and me...

Cause the girl that you want,

She was tearing us apart,

Cause she’s everything, everything, I'm not.

 

 

It’s not like I need somebody, telling me where I should go at night,

Don’t worry you’ll find somebody, someone to tell how to live their life,

Cause your so perfect and no one measures up, yeah all by yourself your all messed up.

 

 

I was losing myself to somebody else, but now I see...

I don’t wanna pretend, so this is the end of you and me...

Cause the girl that you want,

She was tearing us apart,

Cause she’s everything, everything, I'm not.

 

 

Now wait a minute,

Because of you I never knew all the things I had,

Hey don’t you get it?

I'm not going anywhere with you tonight, cause this is my life.

 

 

I was losing myself to somebody else, but now I see...

I don’t wanna pretend, so this is the end of you 'n' me...

Cause the girl that you want,

She was tearing us apart,

Cause she’s everything, everything, I'm not.

 

But now I see

I don’t wanna pretend, so this is the end of you and me...

Cause the girl that you want,

She was tearing us apart,

Cause she’s everything, everything, I'm not.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Down Under - Men at work

 

Traveling in a fried-out combie

On a hippie trail, head full of zombie

I met a strange lady, she made me nervous

She took me in and gave me breakfast

And she said,

 

"Do you come from a land down under?

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover."

 

Buying bread from a man in Brussels

He was six foot four and full of muscles

I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

And he said,

 

"I come from a land down under

Where beer does flow and men chunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover."

 

Lying in a den in Bombay

With a slack jaw, and not much to say

I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me

Because I come from the land of plenty?"

And he said,

 

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover."

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Nasty Girl - Vanity

 

That's right, pleased 2 meet U

I still won't tell U my name

Don't U believe in mystery?

Don't U wanna play my game?

I'm lookin' 4 a man 2 love me

Like I never been loved before

I'm lookin' 4 a man that'll do it anywhere

Even on a limousine floor cuz..

 

CHORUS:

2night I'm livin' in a fantasy

My own little nasty world

2night, don't U wanna come with me?

Do U think I'm a nasty girl?

2night I'm livin' in a fantasy

My own little nasty world

2night, don't U wanna come with me?

Do U think I'm a nasty girl?

 

I guess I'm just use 2 sailors

I think they got water on the brain

I think they got more water upstairs

Than they got sugar on a candy cane

That's right, it's been a long time

Since I had a man that did it real good

If U ain't scared, take it out

I'll do it like a real live nasty girl should

 

CHORUS {x2}

 

Please, please {x2}

Nasty girl (Nasty girl)

Do U think I'm a nasty girl? {repeat 2 lines x4}

Oh (Do U think I'm a nasty girl?)

Oh (Nasty girl)

Nasty girl (Nasty girl)

Do U think I'm a nasty girl?

Oh

 

I don't like this groove

Try and give me something I can croon 2

Catch my drift?

That'll work

 

That's right, I can't control it

I need 7 inches or more

2night, I can no longer hold it

Get it up, get it up, I can't wait anymore

 

Uh, it's time 2 jam

Dance nasty girls, dance

Everybody, uh, it's time 2 jam

Nasty girls, dance dance dance (Yeah)

 

Everybody, uh, it's time 2 jam

Nasty girls, dance dance dance

Uh, it's time 2 jam

Nasty girls, dance dance dance {repeat 2 lines x5}

(Are U gonna come?) {x4}

(Ooh ooh ooh)

Uh

 

Is that it?

Mm, wake me when U're done

I guess U'll be the only one having fun

Do the right thing!
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The Veronicas. One hot Aussie duet.

 

Everything I'm Not

 

 

Oh no don’t go changing, that's what you told me from the start,

Thought you where something different, that's when it all just fell apart,

Like you’re so perfect, and I can’t measure up,

Well I'm not perfect, just all messed up.

 

 

I was losing myself to somebody else, but now I see...

I don’t wanna pretend so this is the end of you and me...

Cause the girl that you want,

She was tearing us apart,

Cause she’s everything, everything, I'm not.

 

 

It’s not like I need somebody, telling me where I should go at night,

Don’t worry you’ll find somebody, someone to tell how to live their life,

Cause your so perfect and no one measures up, yeah all by yourself your all messed up.

 

 

I was losing myself to somebody else, but now I see...

I don’t wanna pretend, so this is the end of you and me...

Cause the girl that you want,

She was tearing us apart,

Cause she’s everything, everything, I'm not.

 

 

Now wait a minute,

Because of you I never knew all the things I had,

Hey don’t you get it?

I'm not going anywhere with you tonight, cause this is my life.

 

 

I was losing myself to somebody else, but now I see...

I don’t wanna pretend, so this is the end of you 'n' me...

Cause the girl that you want,

She was tearing us apart,

Cause she’s everything, everything, I'm not.

 

But now I see

I don’t wanna pretend, so this is the end of you and me...

Cause the girl that you want,

She was tearing us apart,

Cause she’s everything, everything, I'm not.

 

That sounds like Kelly Clarkson..

 

It's pretty good.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Down Under - Men at work

 

Traveling in a fried-out combie

On a hippie trail, head full of zombie

I met a strange lady, she made me nervous

She took me in and gave me breakfast

And she said,

 

"Do you come from a land down under?

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover."

 

Buying bread from a man in Brussels

He was six foot four and full of muscles

I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

And he said,

 

"I come from a land down under

Where beer does flow and men chunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover."

 

Lying in a den in Bombay

With a slack jaw, and not much to say

I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me

Because I come from the land of plenty?"

And he said,

 

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover."

 

Was that for buider?:D

 

Men at work has allot of awesome songs.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Was that for buider?:D

 

Men at work has allot of awesome songs.

 

Yeah, I repped her for that one.

 

You like Midnight Oil?

 

Song is called, US Forces.

 

U.S. forces give the nod

It's a setback for your country

Bombs and trenches all in rows

Bombs and threats still ask for more

 

Divided world the CIA

Who controls the issue

You leave us with no time to talk

You can write your own assessment

 

Sing me songs of no denying

Seems to me too many trying

Waiting for the next big thing

 

Will you know it when you see it

High risk children dogs of war

 

Now market movements call the shots

Business deals in parking lots

Waiting for the meat of tomorrow

 

Everyone is too stoned to start emission

People too scared to go to prison

We're unable to make decisions

Political party line don't cross that floor

 

L. Ron Hubbard can't save your life

Superboy takes a plutonium wife

In the shadows of Ban the Bomb we live

 

Sing me songs of no denying

Seems to me too many trying

Waiting for the next big thing

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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Dedicated to Lethalfind:

 

Godley & Creme - Cry

 

You don't know how to ease my pain

You don't know

You don't know how to ease my pain

You don't know what the sound is darlin'

It's the sound of my tears fallin'

Or is it the rain?

You don't know how to play the game

You cheat

You lie

You make me wanna cry

You make me wanna cry

Cry...

You make me wanna cry

You don't know how to ease my pain

You don't know

You don't know how to ease my pain

Don't you hear any voices cryin'?

That's the sound of my love dyin'

Here comes the rain

You don't know how to play the game

You cheat

You lie

You don't even know how to say goodbye

You make me wanna cry

You don't know

You don't even know how to say goodbye

You make me wanna cry

You don't even know how to say goodbye

You make me wanna cry

Cry...:rolleyes:

 

FUCKING WHHHAAAAA !!!!!

.

.

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girl can't help it - Journey

 

If he could hold her, so close in his arms...again

If she could show him

The letter her heart forgot to send...why

They're livin' dreams on their own

Ooh they'll never stop running

 

 

The girl can't help it, she needs more

He hasn't found what he's lookin' for

They're still standing in the rain

He can't help it, and she's just that way

 

 

And when he calls her

She tells him that she still cares

Under the moonlight,

He wonders why she can't be there...why

Why do they go on alone

When they're missin' each other

 

 

The girl can't help it, she needs more

He hasn't found what he's lookin' for

They're still standing in the rain

He can't help it, and she's just that way

 

 

The girl can't help it, she needs more

He hasn't found what he's lookin' for

They're still standing in the rain

He can't help it, and she's just that way

 

 

There's a fire

Ooh there's a fire in his eyes for you

Don't you know she still cries

Ooh do you know she still cries for you

Fire

Ooh there's a fire in his eyes for you

For you she cries

Ooh do you know she still cries for you

Fire

Ooh there's a fire in his eyes for you

Ooh nothing stands between love and you

Do the right thing!
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girl can't help it - Journey

 

If he could hold her, so close in his arms...again

If she could show him

The letter her heart forgot to send...why

They're livin' dreams on their own

Ooh they'll never stop running

 

 

The girl can't help it, she needs more

He hasn't found what he's lookin' for

They're still standing in the rain

He can't help it, and she's just that way

 

 

And when he calls her

She tells him that she still cares

Under the moonlight,

He wonders why she can't be there...why

Why do they go on alone

When they're missin' each other

 

 

The girl can't help it, she needs more

He hasn't found what he's lookin' for

They're still standing in the rain

He can't help it, and she's just that way

 

 

The girl can't help it, she needs more

He hasn't found what he's lookin' for

They're still standing in the rain

He can't help it, and she's just that way

 

 

There's a fire

Ooh there's a fire in his eyes for you

Don't you know she still cries

Ooh do you know she still cries for you

Fire

Ooh there's a fire in his eyes for you

For you she cries

Ooh do you know she still cries for you

Fire

Ooh there's a fire in his eyes for you

Ooh nothing stands between love and you

 

I know there are many fantastic lead singers but the two incredible lead singers that stand out in my mind right now are..

 

Burt Cummings (The Guess Who)

and....

 

Steve Perry (Journey)!

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I think this was even part of a thread at one point. :rolleyes:

 

 

Barry Mann Who put the Bomp (In the Bomp, Bomp Bomp)

 

I'd like to thank the guy

Who wrote the song

That made my baby

Fall in love with me

 

Who put the bomp

In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp

Who put the ram

In the rama lama ding dong

Who put the bop

In the bop shoo bop shoo bop

Who put the dip

In the dip da dip da dip

Who was that man

I'd like to shake his hand

He made my baby

Fall in love with me (yeah)

 

When my baby heard

"Bomp bah bah bomp "

"Bah bomp bah bomp bah bomp bomp"

Every word went right into her heart

And when she heard them singin'

"Rama lama lama lama"

"Rama ding dong"

She said we'd never have to part

So

 

Who put the bomp

In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp

Who put the ram

In the rama lama ding dong

Who put the bop

In the bop shoo bop shoo bop

Who put the dip

In the dip da dip da dip

Who was that man

I'd like to shake his hand

He made my baby

Fall in love with me (yeah)

 

 

Each time that we're alone

Boogity boogity boogity

Boogity boogity boogity shoo

Sets my baby's heart all aglow

And everytime we dance to

Dip da dip da dip

Dip da dip da dip

She always says she loves me so

So

 

Who put the bomp

In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp

Who put the ram

In the rama lama ding dong

Who put the bop

In the bop shoo bop shoo bop

Who put the dip

In the dip da dip da dip

Who was that man?

I'd like to shake his hand

He made my baby

Fall in love with me (yeah)

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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SYSTEM OF A DOWN... CIGARO

My cock is much bigger than yours,

My cock can walk right through the door

With a feeling so pure...

It's got you screaming for more.

 

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

 

My shit stinks much better than yours,

My stinks right down through the floor.

With a feeling so pure,

It's got you coming back for more.

 

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

 

Can't you see that I love my cock?

Can't you see that you love my cock?

Can't you see that we love my cock?

 

We're the regulators that de-regulate

We're the animators that de-animate

We're the propagators of all genocide

Burning through the world's resources, then we turn and hide

 

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

 

We're the regulators that de-regulate

We're the animators that de-animate

 

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

Cool, in denial

We're the cruel regulators smoking

CIGARO CIGARO CIGARO

 

My cock is much bigger than yours,

My cock can walk right through the door

With a feeling so pure...

It's got you screaming back for more!

"This place may be bombed and we will be killed.

We love death. The US loves life.

That is the big difference between us."

 

Osama Bin Laden. nov. 2001

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Van Morrison Brown eyed Girl

 

 

Hey, where did we go

Days when the rains came ?

Down in the hollow

Playing a new game,

Laughing and a-running, hey, hey,

Skipping and a-jumping

In the misty morning fog with

Our, our hearts a-thumping

And you, my brown-eyed girl,

You, my brown-eyed girl.

 

Whatever happened

To Tuesday and so slow

Going down to the old mine with a

Transistor radio.

Standing in the sunlight laughing

Hide behind a rainbow's wall,

Slipping and a-sliding

All along the waterfall

With you, my brown-eyed girl,

You, my brown-eyed girl.

 

Do you remember when we used to sing

Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah

Just like that

Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah

La dee dah.

 

So hard to find my way

Now that I'm all on my own.

I saw you just the other day,

My, how you have grown!

Cast my memory back there, Lord,

Sometime I'm overcome thinking about

Making love in the green grass

Behind the stadium

With you, my brown-eyed girl,

You, my brown-eyed girl.

 

Do you remember when we used to sing

Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah

Laying in the green grass

Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah

Dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee

Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la

Dee dah la dee dah la dee dah la

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d...

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Van Morrison Brown eyed Girl

 

 

 

I criticise you a lot, snafu, concerning your taste in music. This one takes the cake, eats it, and shits it back out.

 

Brown Eyed Girl is one of THE most overplayed songs of all time. Van Morrison is a two-bit hack that makes Joe Cocker look like Roger Waters.

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To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I criticise you a lot, snafu, concerning your taste in music. This one takes the take, eats it, and shits it back out.

 

Brown Eyed Girl is one of THE most overplayed songs of all time. Van Morrison is a two-bit hack that makes Joe Cocker look like Roger Waters.

I'm not a big fan of Van Morrison either but this is a great song.

 

 

Another thing. At least I'm not tunnel toned. I happen to like a wide range of music.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Uncle Kracker In a little While

 

 

Heres to the good life or so they say

All those parties and games that all those people play

They tell me this is the place to be

All these beautiful people and nothin to see

 

Sometimes I feel like something is gone here

Something is wrong here, I dont belong here

Sometimes I feel like a stranger in town

And Ive lost what I found, itll all turn around

 

[chorus]

 

In a little while Ill be thinkin about you

In a little while Ill still be here without you

You never gave me a reason to doubt you

In a little while Ill be thinkin about you baby...Ill be thinkin about you baby

 

On the other side of a coin

Theres a face theres a memory somewhere that I cant erase

And theres a place that I find someday

But sometimes I feel like its slippin away

 

Sometimes I feel like something is gone here

Something is wrong here, I dont belong here

Sometimes I feel like a stranger in town

And Ive lost what I found, itll all turn around

 

[repeat chorus]

 

Some things are lost some left behind

Some things are better left for someone else to find

Maybe in time I can finally see

I just wonder, wonder if you think about me

 

Sometimes I feel like something is gone here

Something is wrong here, I dont belong here

Sometimes I feel like a stranger in town

And Ive lost what I found, itll all turn around

 

[repeat chorus]

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Here's a good oldie from a great band!

 

 

Grand Funk Railroad I'm your Captian

 

 

 

Everybody, listen to me,

And return me, my ship.

Im your captain, Im your captain,

Although Im feeling mighty sick.

 

Ive been lost now, days uncounted,

And its months since Ive seen home.

Can you hear me, can you hear me,

Or am I all alone.

 

If you return me, to my home port,

I will kiss you mother earth.

Take me back now, take me back now,

To the port of my birth.

 

Am I in my cabin dreaming, or are you really scheming,

To take my ship away from me?

 

Youd better think about it, I just cant live without it.

So, please dont take my ship from me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah ...

 

I can feel the hand, of a stranger,

And its tightening, around my throat.

Heaven help me, heaven help me,

Take this stranger from my boat.

 

Im your captain, Im your captain,

Although Im feeling mighty sick.

Everybody, listen to me,

And return me, my ship.

 

Im your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Im your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Im your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Im your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

Im getting closer to my home ...

Im getting closer to my home ...

Im getting closer to my home ...

Im getting closer to my home ...

Ohhhh ...

 

Im getting closer to my home ...

Im getting closer to my home ...

Im getting closer to my home ...

Im getting closer to my home ...

Repeated to fade

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

Posted

One of the most beautiful and well written songs I have ever heard is Strange And Beautiful by AquaLung (from the Wicker Park soundtrack). It is obvious whoever wrote the lyrics knew what it was like to love someone from afar and felt the pain of knowing the object of their obsession didn't even know they existed. Not to mention, the piano accompaniment is just gorgeous. The lyrics aren't an exact quote but how I personally remember them:

 

I've been watching your world from afar.

I've been trying to be where you are.

I've been secretly falling apart... unseen.

 

To me, you're strange and you're beautiful.

You'd be so perfect with me but you just can't see.

You turn every head but you don't see me.

 

[Chorus]

So I'll put a spell on you.

You'll fall asleep and I'll put a spell on you.

When I wake you I'll be the first thing you see

And you'll realize that you love me too.

 

Sometimes, the last thing you want comes in first.

Sometimes, the first thing you want never comes.

And I know that waiting is all you can do, sometimes...

 

But I'll put a spell on you.

You'll fall asleep and I'll put a spell on you.

When I wake you I'll be the first thing you see

And you'll realize that you love me too.

Blah.
Posted

Electric Love - Cinderella

 

When I was down

An angel came to me

And she touched me inside

That woman set me free

Turned on the light

So I could see

That there was fire inside

And I could feel the heat

 

Shes got the power, she gets me high

She can take a storm and make it shine

She keeps the spark burning over time

That womans got electric love

 

Ooo, electric love

There aint no medicine

That makes me fly

Like when Im with my sweet woman

She keeps me so satisfied

And if we had no money

Wed still get by

And if the world should stop turnin

Our love would be alive

 

Shes got the power, she gets me high

She can take a storm and make it shine

She keeps the spark burning over time

That womans got electric love

Look out

 

Shes got the power, shes gets me high

She can take a storm and make it shine

She keeps the spark burning over time

That womans got electric love

 

Whoa yeah

She gets me high, so high

Ooo yeah, she makes the stars shine

Burning all the time

That womans got electric love

 

Electric love

Electric love

Shes got the fire

Shes got the fire

Electric love

Electric love

Electric love

Do the right thing!
Posted

The Beverly Hillbillies Theme, slightly altered.

 

Come listen to a story about a man named Jed

He had a lot of hair, but it wasn't on his head

 

Then one day he was looking for some cooze

from up around a corner came a lady and she was nude

 

Nude that is, with no clothes on

 

Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's in the bed

Rubbing her tits and pulling her hair

 

Then comes Granny with a rubber hose

Slams it up Jed's butthole

 

Butthole that is, real sideways.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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