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"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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Neil Young

Don't Let It Bring You Down

 

Old man lying by the side of the road

With the lorries rolling by,

Blue moon sinking from the weight of the load

And the building scrape the sky,

Cold wind ripping down the allay at dawn

And the morning paper flies,

Dead man lying by the side of the road

With the daylight in his eyes.

 

Don't let it bring you down

It's only castles burning,

Find someone who's turning

And you will come around.

 

Blind man running through the light of the night

With an answer in his hand,

Come on down to the river of sight

And you can really understand,

Red lights flashing through the window in the rain,

Can you hear the sirens moan?

White cane lying in a gutter in the lane,

If you're walking home alone.

 

Don't let it bring you down

It's only castles burning,

Just find someone who's turning

And you will come around.

 

Don't let it bring you down

It's only castles burning,

Just find someone who's turning

And you will come around.

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"It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll

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Neil Young

Don't Let It Bring You Down

 

Old man lying by the side of the road

With the lorries rolling by,

Blue moon sinking from the weight of the load

And the building scrape the sky,

Cold wind ripping down the allay at dawn

And the morning paper flies,

Dead man lying by the side of the road

With the daylight in his eyes.

 

Don't let it bring you down

It's only castles burning,

Find someone who's turning

And you will come around.

 

Blind man running through the light of the night

With an answer in his hand,

Come on down to the river of sight

And you can really understand,

Red lights flashing through the window in the rain,

Can you hear the sirens moan?

White cane lying in a gutter in the lane,

If you're walking home alone.

 

Don't let it bring you down

It's only castles burning,

Just find someone who's turning

And you will come around.

 

Don't let it bring you down

It's only castles burning,

Just find someone who's turning

And you will come around.

 

Now there's an obscure one! It just took me down memeory lane.

Thanks!:)

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Now there's an obscure one! It just took me down memeory lane.

Thanks!:)

 

If I were to take you down Memory Lane, I'd kick you out and leave you for dead.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Hitch a Ride - Boston

 

Day is night in new york city

Smoke, like water, runs inside

Steel idle trees to pity

Every living things thats died

 

Gonna hitch a ride

Head for the other side

Leave it all behind

Never change my mind

Gonna sail away

Sun lights another day

Freedom on my mind

Carry me away for the last time

Oh yeah

 

Life is like the coldest winter

People freeze the tears I cry

Words of hail their minds are into

Ive got to crack this ice and fly

 

Gonna hitch a ride

Head for the other side

Leave it all behind

Never change my mind

Gonna sail away

Sun lights another day

Freedom on my mind

Carry me away for the last time

Oh yeah

 

Gonna hitch a ride

Head for the other side

Leave it all behind

Never change my mind

Gonna sail away

Sun lights another day

Freedom on my mind

Carry me away for the last time

Oh yeah

Do the right thing!
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This one's for you RoyalOrleans

 

Huey Lewis You crack me Up

 

 

Oh my god, I can't believe my eyes

Underneath that ghostly pale is that you

Someone in your shape shouldn't be driving

Someone in your shape shouldn't be doing anything at all

 

You should see yourself in the mirror

With your leather lips and your snakeskin shoes

Do you have to shout in my ear

Do me a favor, just stop talking for a minute or two

 

You crack me up, you really really do

With your sunglasses on, acting so young

Only I know what you're really up to

You break me up

 

No, I don't want to sit in your sports car

No, I don't want to hear a tune

All the locals say you'll go far

That's so funny; they don't know you like I do

 

You crack me up

you twisted wreck

Shouding in the parking lot, think you'll give it one more shot

Better hope they'll cash a check

You break me up

 

You better ask yourself a question

Cause you cant live like this for long

You better listen to my suggestion

Before you wind up in somebody else's song

 

You crack me up, you really really do

With your sunglasses on, acting so young

Only I know what you're really up to

You break me up

 

You crack me up

You break me up

 

You crack me up

You break me up

 

:D

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Copenhagen

 

 

Chorus

Copenhagen it makes me feel so good.

Copenhagen the way I know it should.

I put a little chew in my mouth,

go spittin' and a-slobberin'

all around the house, that

Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.

 

1.

I took a chew just the other night-

it made me feel so fine.

I Grabbed my honey baby

and I pinched her ol' behind.

She said, "you better spit out that

chewin' tobaccer if you wanna kiss

me on the big ol' smacker,

that Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.

 

CHORUS

 

2.

I was sittin' in a bar room

and I took a little dip--

Drinkin' beer & talkin'

but I had no place to spit.

So I spit a stream out on the floor,

and that bouncer flung me out the door,

that Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.

 

CHORUS

 

Recitation

 

It's a cure all too-

it cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,

colds, runny nose.

Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.

Makes conception a wonder and

child birth a pleasure...

That's Copenhagen...

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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Bad Attitude - Honeymoon Suite

 

I've got something on my mind,

But the right words are so hard to find

They twist my mind

Grape vines shakin once again

Those nasty little rumours of the boy deepen

Are loose again (not so sure about those lines)

 

Sliding in the door are the roads we all know

Yesterdays heros with no room to grow

You say you want the money

You want the Big Prize

But they'll cut you

Down to size , with your

 

BAD ATTITUDE, twisted views

Bad bad attitude

Two can play that game, no one likes to lose, yeah!

 

What's it like living like you do

Talk talk is cheap talk

So far from the truth

Why do they listen to you

Soon you will fall boy, record shows

Only the stories will turn on you

Best be on your toes

 

There's such a thing as trust,

Nothing else is the same

When your face is in the ground,

You've only yourself to blame,

 

You say you want the money

You want the Big Prize

But they'll cut you

Down to size , with your

 

BAD ATTITUDE, twisted views

Bad bad attitude

It's your Bad Attitude,

No one likes to lose, no one likes to lose

It's your Bad Attitude, twisted views

Bad bad attitude,

Two can play that game, no one likes to lose, yeah!

 

(guitar solo)

 

Sliding in the door are the roads we all know

Yesterdays hero's with no room to grow

You say you want the money

You want the Big Prize

But they'll cut you

Down to size , with your

 

BAD ATTITUDE, twisted views

Bad bad attitude

It's your Bad Attitude,

No one likes to lose, bad bad attitude

It's your Bad Attitude, twisted views

Bad bad attitude,

Two can play that game, no one likes to lose,

It's your Bad Attitude, twisted views

Bad bad attitude,

It's your Bad Attitude,

No one likes to lose, bad bad attitude

It's your bad attitude, twisted views,

Bad bad attitude.

Do the right thing!
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I don't know if this one has already been posted..

 

Here it goes anyways

 

Blue Oyster Cult

Don't Fear The Reaper

 

 

 

All our times have come

Here but now they're gone

Seasons don't fear the reaper

Nor do the wind the sun or the rain (we can be like they are)

Come on baby (don't fear the reaper)

Baby take my hand (don't fear the reaper)

We'll be able to fly (don't fear the reaper)

Baby I'm your man

La-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la

 

Valentine is done

Here but now they're gone

Romeo and Juliet Are together in eternity (Romeo and Juliet)

40,000 men and women everyday (like Romeo and Juliet)

40,000 men and women everyday (redefine happiness)

Another 40,000 coming everyday (we can be like they are)

Come on baby (don't fear the reaper)

Baby take my hand (don't fear the reaper)

We'll be able to fly (don't fear the reaper)

Baby I'm your man

La-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la

 

Love of two is one

Here but now they're gone

Came the last night of sadness

And it was clear that she couldn't go on

Then the door was open and the wind appeared

The candles blew and then disappeared

The curtains flew and then he appeared (saying don't be afraid)

Come on baby (and she had no fear)

And she ran to him (then they started to fly)

They looked backwards and said goodbye (she had become like they are)

She had taken his hand (she had become like they are)

Come on baby (don't fear the reaper)

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
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Bob Segar

 

Against the Wind

 

It seems like yesterday

But it was long ago

Janey was lovely, she was the queen of my nights

There in the darkness with the radio playing low

And the secrets that we shared

The mountains that we moved

Caught like a wildfire out of control

Till there was nothing left to burn and nothing left to prove

 

And I remember what she said to me

How she swore that it never would end

I remember how she held me oh so tight

Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then

 

Against the wind

We were running against the wind

We were young and strong, we were running

Against the wind

 

And the years rolled slowly past

And I found myself alone

Surrounded by strangers I thought were my friends

I found myself further and further from my home

And I guess I lost my way

There were oh so many roads

I was living to run and running to live

Never worried about paying or even how much I owed

Moving eight miles a minute for months at a time

Breaking all of the rules that would bend

I began to find myself searching

Searching for shelter again and again

Against the wind

A little something against the wind

I found myself seeking shelter against the wind

 

Well those drifters days are past me now

Ive got so much more to think about

Deadlines and commitments

What to leave in, what to leave out

 

Against the wind

I'm still running against the wind

Well I'm older now and still

Against the wind

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
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A link for this one: http://sputnik7.com/vod/vodartist.jsp?section=music&key=iwnc

 

 

Naked as We Came

Iron & Wine

 

She says wake up it's no use pretending

I'll keep stealing breathing her

Birds are leaving over Autumn's ending

One of us will die inside these arms

 

Eyes wide open

Naked as we came

One will spread our

Ashes round the yard

 

She says if I leave before you darling

Don't you waste me in the ground

I lay smiling like our sleeping children

One of us will die inside these arms

 

Eyes wide open

Naked as we came

One will spread our

Ashes round the yard

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"It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards" -Lewis Carroll

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Meatloaf I would do anything for Love(but I wont do That)

 

And I would do anything for love

I'd run right into hell and back

I would do anything for love

I'll never lie to you and that's a fact

 

But I'll never forget the way you feel right now--

Oh no--no way--

I would do anything for love

But I won't do that

I won't do that

Anything for love

I would do anything for love

I would do anything for love

But I won't do that

I won't do that

 

Some days it don't come easy

Some days it don't come hard

Some days it don't come at all

and these are the days that never end

 

 

Maybe I'm crazy

But it's crazy and it's true

I know you can save me

No one else can save me but you

 

 

As long as the planets are turning

As long as the stars are burning

As long as your dreams are comming true--

You better believe it!--

 

 

That I would to anything for love

And I'll be there until the final act--

I would do anything for love!

And I'll take a vow and seal a pact--

 

 

But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way--

Tonight--

I would do anything for love!

I would do anything for love

I would do anything for love

But I won't do that

I won't do that...

 

 

I would do anything for love

Anything you've been dreaming of

But I just won't do that...

 

 

Somedays I pray for silence

Somedays I pray for sould

Somedays I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock'N Roll

 

 

Some night I lose the feeling

Some nights I lose control

Some night I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

 

 

Maybe I'm lonely

And that's all I'm qualified to be

There's just one and only

The one and only promise I can keep

 

 

As long as the wheels are turning

As long as the fires are burning

As long as your prayers are coming true--

You better believe it--!

 

 

That I would do anything for love!

And you know it's true and that's a face

I would do anything for love!

And there'll never be no turning back--

 

 

But I'll never do it better than I do it with you

So long--

So long--

I would do anything for love

I would do anything for love

I would do anything for love

But I won't do that

I won't do that

 

 

I would do anything for love

Anything you've been dreaming of

But I won't do that...

 

 

But I'll never stop dreaming of you

Every night of my life--

No way--

 

 

I would do anything for love

I would do anything for love

I would do anything for love

But I won't do that

I won't do that!

 

 

Girl:

Will you raise me up?

Will you help me down?

Will you get me right out if this Godforsaken town?

Will you make it all a little less cold?

 

 

Boy:

I can do that!

I can do that!

 

 

Girl:

Will you hold me sacred?

Will you hold me tight?

Can you colorize my life I'm so sick of black and white?

Can you make it all a little less old?

 

 

Boy:

I can do that!

I can do that!

 

 

Girl:

Will you make me some magic

With your own two hands?

Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?

Can you give me something I can take home?

 

 

Boy:

I can do that!

I can do that!

 

 

Girl:

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?

Will ya hose me down with holy water--if I get to hot--?

Will ya take me to places I've never known?

 

 

Boy:

I can do that!

I can do that!

 

Girl:

After a while you'll forget everything

It was a brief interlude

And a midsummer night's fling

And you'll see that it's time to move on

 

 

Boy:

I won't do that!

I won't do that!

 

[Girl:]

I know the territory, I've been around

It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down

Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

 

[boy:]

I won't do that

No, I won't do that

 

Anything for love

Oh, I would do anything for love

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that

No, I won't do that

 

 

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I LOVE that song! Beautiful and intense lyrics.

 

Yes it's a fantastic song. And I love the last part with Patti Russo.

I just love cranking it up and listing to it. Off course I usally crank up all my music.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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This is one of my all time favorite songs..

And then when Kenny Chesney remade it..

Well, lets just say it solidified the deal!

 

 

Please come to Boston

For the springtime

I'm stayin' here with some friends

And they've got lots of room

You can sell your paintings on the sidewalk

By a cafe where I hope to be workin' soon

Please come to Boston

She said no, boy you come home to me

 

Chorus:

(And) She said, hey ramblin' boy

Why don't you settle down

(Boston, Denver, L.A.) ain't your kind of town

There ain't no gold

And there ain't nobody like me

I'm the number one fan

Of the man from Tennessee

 

Please come to Denver

To see the snowfall

We'll move up into the mountains

So far we can't be found

And throw I love you echos

Down the canyons

And then lie awake at night

Until they come back around

Please come to Denver

She said no boy you come home to me

 

Repeat Chorus:

 

Now that drifter's world

Goes round and round

And I doubt if it's ever gonna stop

But of all the dreams

I've lost or found

And all that I ain't got

I need somebody I can cling to

Somebody I can sing to

 

He said please come to L.A.

To live forever

A California life alone

Is just too hard to build

I live in a house that

Looks out over the ocean

And there's some stars

That fell from the sky

Livin' up on the hill

Please come to L.A.

She said no

Boy, you come home to me

 

Repeat Chorus

 

I'm the number one fan

of the Man from Tennessee

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
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Stephen Lynch, literally the funniest bastard to walk the face of the earth..

 

Why Mommy Left Us!

 

hush little girl

sweet baby dont cry,

tonight daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight

why cant it all be like it was before

how can i explain why mommy's not here anymore

 

cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores

daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores

daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus

 

i think thats why mommy left us, mommy left us

 

hush little girl

there is no reason to fret, tonight

don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, tonight

soon it will all be like it was before

any minute, she will walk through that front door

 

but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer

then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear

daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus

i think thats why mommy left us

 

please dont cry

i swear i'll try

to be here by your side

right after daddy gets home from the bar

visits his bookee

and steals a new car

he'll drive to the strip club

and if daddy plays his cards right

he'll bring home your new mommy tonight

 

 

And

 

Super Hero

 

If I could be a superhero

I would be awesome man

I’d fly around the world fighting crime

According to my awesome plan

And if I saw criminals trying to lie

Hurting other people and making them cry

I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van

‘Cause I would be awesome man

 

Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal

And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol

But we know what to do, kids

We just say ‘No’

 

If I could be a superhero

I would be Drug-Free boy

Telling the world of the evils of drugs

And all of the lives they destroy

Well I would take all the junk

He’s getting so high

With their needles and bongs

And their sticks of tye

As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy

Because I would be drug-free boy

 

If I could be a superhero

I'd be Immigration dude

I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes

For eating up all of our food

And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot

Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit

I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood

‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude

 

Kids, You can make up your very own superhero

If you could, Who would it be?

If I a superhero

Would you be justice guy

Making sure people get what they deserve

Especially women who lie

Like if a wife left her husband

With three kids and no job

To run off to Hawaii

With some fucker named bob

You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die

Especially bob

Then you would be justice guy

 

Or you could be more sutle

No, I didn’t mean to be vague

Give her the mad cow disease

Let him die of the plague

As long as they suffer for their terrible lies

Especially Bob

Then You would be Justice Guy

Yes then you would be a super hero like me

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.
Posted

Hoodoo Gurus

 

Bittersweet.

 

 

You are my sword.

Your love is its own reward.

My heart, I have found,

Gets carved surely by the pound.

 

God knows. I tried,

Tried to hold you with all my might

But time has won,

And I could never be that strong.

(Don't cry) I couldn't be that strong,

(Don't cry) That used to be my favourite song.

(Don't cry) Tears so bittersweet

Fill my eyes whenever we meet,

It's always bittersweet.

 

I cut and I bleed.

You seem to find that so hard to believe!

That's just too, too bad.

You could never touch the love that we had.

 

(Don't cry) For the love we had,

(Don't cry) Sometimes we try to take it back.

(Don't cry) Tears so bittersweet

Kiss my cheeks whenever we meet.

It's always bittersweet.

 

(Don't Cry) For a love-gone-wrong

(Don't cry) That used to be my favourite song

(Don't cry) Tears so bittersweet

Kiss my eyes whenever we meet.

Anyway...

 

We've grown and times change.

When we meet now it feels so strange.

I hold you like a sword

You won't cut me like you did before.

It's always bittersweet.

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

Posted

Def Leppard Pour some sugar on Me

 

 

Step inside (walk this way)

You and me babe (hey, hey!)

Hey! hey! hey!

Huh!

 

Love is like a bomb, baby, cmon get it on

Livin like a lover with a red hot thong

Lookin like a tramp, like a video vamp

Demolition woman, can I be your man?

(be your man)

Hey! hey!

Razzle n a dazzle n a flash a little light

Television lover, baby, go all night

Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet

Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

Hey!

Cmon

 

Take a bottle

Shake it up

Break the bubble

Break it up

 

(pour some sugar on me)

Ooh, in the name of love

(pour some sugar on me)

Cmon fire me up

(pour your sugar on me)

Oh, I cant get enough

 

Im hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet yeah

Hey! hey! hey!

(huh!)

 

Listen!

Red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!

Crazy little woman in a one man show

Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love

Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

(loosen up) I loosen up

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little, tease a little more

Easy operator come a knockin on my door

Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet

Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

(yeah!)

Give a little more

 

Im hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet yeah

(you got the peaches, I got the cream)

Sweet to taste (saccharine)

cos Im hot (hot!)

So hot

Sticky sweet from my head

(head!) my head

(head to my feet)

To my feet

Do you take sugar?

One lump or two?

 

Take a bottle (take a bottle)

Shake it up (shake it up)

Break the bubble

Break it up (break it up)

 

(pour some sugar on me)

Oh, in the name of love

(pour some sugar on me)

Get all, come get it

(pour your sugar on me)

Ooh

(pour some sugar on me)

Yeah!

Sugar me!

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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You Can't Kill Rock & Roll - Ozzie Osbourne

 

How many times

Can they fill me with lies

And I listen again

Twisting the truth

And they're playin' around with my head, O.K.

The things they will do and the things they will say

But they don't really understand

Tears fill my eyes when I hear all the cries

For the reason today

 

And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about

And I can't image what empty heads can achieve

Leave me alone, don't want your promises no more

'Cos rock & roll is my religion and my law

Won't ever change, may think it's strange

You can't kill rock & roll, it's here to stay

 

Lookin' through eyes of time

Mirrors reflecting their stories untrue

Promises, promises

Telling me all of my glories overdue

How many times have I heard it before

And I'll probably hear it again

King of a thousand knights, pawn in a table light

Losing to you

 

And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about

And I can't image what empty heads can achieve

Leave me alone, don't want your promises no more

'Cos rock & roll is my religion and my law

Won't ever change, may think it's strange

You can't kill rock & roll, it's here to stay

 

Even the rhymes that they

Give me in times of confession ain't true

Outcome is obvious

All for them, none for us

Meaning you too

The things they will do and the things they will say

When they don't really understand

Fear of rejection, I need their protection

I'm making a stand

 

'Cos they don't really know even what they're talkin' about

And I can't image what empty heads can achieve

Leave me alone, don't want your promises no more

'Cos rock & roll is my religion and my law

Won't ever change, may think it's strange

You can't kill rock & roll, it's here to stay

 

Leave me alone, don't want your promises no more

'Cos rock & roll is my religion and my law

Won't ever change, may think it's strange

I'm born to rock & roll, I'm here to stay, yeah

Do the right thing!
Posted

Time after Time - Ozzie Osbourne

 

Time after time

I guess that love is blind

I couldn't read your mind

Line after line

Line after line

It was written in your eyes

I guess it's no surprise

Time after time

I can hear them whispering

Shadows in the rain

Thinking how it might have been

Time after time

Line after line, you broke me

Day after day

I watched love fade away

I wanted love to stay

Day after day

The games we play

The foolish things we say

The pain won't go away

Day after day

Candlelight are shimmering

Shadows on the wall

Thinking how it might have been

Do the right thing!
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Here's a fantastic love song. Kinda gay but what the hell.

 

Queen One year of Love

 

 

Just one year of love

Is better than a lifetime alone,

One sentimental moment in your arms

Is like a shooting star right through my heart,

It's always a rainy day without you,

I'm a prisoner of love inside you -

I'm falling apart all around you - yeah.

My heart cries out to your heart,

I'm lonely but you can save me,

My hand reaches out for your hand,

I'm cold but you light the fire in me,

My lips search for your lips,

I'm hungry for your touch,

There's so much left unspoken

And all I can do is surrender

To the moment just surrender

And no one ever told me that love would hurt so much,

Oooh yes it hurtsm

And pain is so close to pleasure,

And all I can do is surrender to your love,

Just surrender to your love,

Just one year of love,

Is better that a lifetime alone,

One sentimental moment in your arms,

Is like a shooting star right through my heart,

It's always a rainy day without you,

I'm a prisoner of love inside you -

I'm falling apart all around you - yeah.

And all I can do is surrender.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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If you're gonna do Queen, get this one down in the top three.

 

I've paid my dues -

Time after time -

I've done my sentence

But committed no crime -

And bad mistakes

I've made a few

I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -

But I've come through

 

We are the champions - my friends

And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -

We are the champions -

We are the champions

No time for losers

'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

 

I've taken my bows

And my curtain calls -

You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it

-

I thank you all -

 

But it's been no bed of roses

No pleasure cruise -

I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -

And I ain't gonna lose -

 

We are the champions - my friends

And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -

We are the champions -

We are the champions

No time for losers

'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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If you're gonna do Queen, get this one down in the top three.

 

 

God-motherfucking-dammit! Queen sucks!

 

Who would have thought it, the lead singer of a band named "Queen" turns out to be a fruit?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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God-motherfucking-dammit! Queen sucks!

 

Who would have thought it, the lead singer of a band named "Queen" turns out to be a fruit?

 

Damn, I thought everyone knew already.

 

Bohemian Rhapsody really rocks, I think.

 

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality

Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

 

Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

Mama, life had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

 

Too late, my time has come

Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time

Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, ooh, I don't want to die

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

 

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me

(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro

Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go

Bismillah! No, we will not let you go

(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go

(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go

(Let me go.) Will not let you go

(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

 

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

So you think you can love me and leave me to die

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

 

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

 

Any way the wind blows

Persevere,

it pisses people off.

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This song is true-us ladies do love country boys. Made me think of RO ;)

 

Trace Adkins-Ladies Love Country Boys

 

(This is for all you sophisticated ladies out there)

 

She grew up in the city in a little subdivision,

Her daddy wore a tie, Momma never fried a chicken,

Ballet, Straight A’s, Most likely to succeed

 

They bought her a car after graduation

Sent her down south for some higher education

Put her on the fast track to a law degree

 

Now she’s comin home to visit

holdin the hand

Of a wild-eyed boy

with a farmer’s tan

 

And shes ridin in the middle of his pickup truck

Blarin Charlie Daniels yellin, “Turn it up!”

They raised her up a lady

but there’s one thing they couldn’t avoid

Ladies love country boys

 

(You know its true)

 

Yeah, you know momma’s and daddy’s want better for their daughters

Hope they’ll settle down with a doctor or a lawyer

In their uptown, ball gown, hand-me-down royalty

 

They never understand

why their princess falls

For some camouflage britches

and a southern boy drawl

 

Or why she’s ridin in the middle of a pickup truck

Blarin Hank Jr. yellin, “Turn it up!”

They raised her up a lady

but there’s one thing they couldn’t avoid

Ladies love country boys

 

(oooh, get country with it)

 

You can train ‘em

You can try to teach ‘em right from wrong

But it’s still gonna turn ‘em on

 

When they go ridin in the middle of a pickup truck

Blarin Lynyrd Skynyrd yellin, “Turn it up!”

You can raise her up a lady

but there’s one thing you jus can’t avoid

Ladies love country boys

 

They love us country boys

Ooooooh yeah

It's that country thing you know

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