I love Lyrics!

[Lethalfind]

As far as my eyes can see

There are shadows approaching me

And to those I left behind

I wanted you to know

You

[snafu]

Paul McCartney Freedom

 

 

 

 

This is my right, a right given by god

To live a free life, to live in freedom

 

We talkin

[skategreen]

I'm An Asshole - Denis Leary

 

 

 

Folks

I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream

About me

About you

About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests

About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts

Or maybe below the cockles

Maybe in the sub-cockle area

Maybe in the liver

Maybe in the kidneys

Maybe even in the colon

We don't know

 

I'm just a regular joe

With a regular job

I'm your average white

Suburbanite slob

I like football, and porno, and books about war

I've got an average house

With a nice hardwood floor

My wife, and my job

My kids, and my car

My feet on my table

And a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough

To keep a man like me interested

Oh no, no way, uh uhh

No, I gotta go out and have fun

At someone else's expense

Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

 

I drive really slow

In the ultra-fast lane

While people behind me are going insane

 

I'm an asshole

(he's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole

(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

 

I use public toilets

And I piss on the seat

I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

 

I'm an asshole

(he's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole

(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

 

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces

While handicapped people

Make handicapped faces

 

I'm an asshole

(he's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole

(he's a real fucking asshole)

 

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song

Ranting and raving and carrying on

Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...

...

NAAAHHHHH!

 

I'm an asshole

(he's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole

(he's the world's biggest asshole)

 

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable

Hot pink!

With whale skin hub caps

An all leather cow interior

And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights

YEAH!

And I'm gonna drive around in that baby

At 115 miles per hour

Getting one mile per gallon

Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers

And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag

And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side

And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it

You know why?

'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!

Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons

Okay!?

Russia, Germany, Romania

They can have all the Democracy they want

They can have a big Democracy cake walk

Right through the middle of Tienemen Square

And it won't make a lick of difference

Because we got the bombs

Okay!?

John Wayne's not dead

He's frozen!

And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"

And he's gonna be pretty pissed off

You know why?

Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well, multiply that by 15 million times

That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be

I'm gonna get "The Duke"

And John Cassavetes

And Lee Marvin

And Sam Peckinpah

And a case of whiskey

And drive down to Texas

And-

(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)

Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?

You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole

And it turns out it was him

What an asshole!

 

I'm an asshole

(he's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole

(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

 

A - SS - HO - LE!

Everybody!!

A - SS - HO - LE!

 

I'm an asshole and proud of it!

[smutt butt]

david allan coe

 

 

 

 

Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey

You gotta learn to suck it funny

How those dicks taste all like rubber

Covered with goo

Some cums clear and some cums milky

Some cums thick and some cums silky

Don't bit the dick that fucks you honey

and it'll be good to you.

 

Momma be proud of your daughter

Think of all the things you taught her

Not to go into the water till she could swim

how to cook and how to sew

what other things you know

 

You should have taught her about sex

that it was not a sin

you should have said

don't bit the dick that fucks you honey

you gotta learn to suck it funny

how those dicks all taste like rubber

covered with goo

some cums clear and some cums milky

some cums thick and some cums silky

don't bit the dick that fucks you honey

it'll be good to you

 

you should have taught her how to suck one

if you'da taught her how to fuck one

maybe she'd a never snuck one when you wasn't home

you could have taught her not to fight it

you could have taught her not to bit it

you could have taight her wrong from right

but you left her on her own

 

You should have said

don't bite the dick that fucks you honey

you gotta learn to suck it funny

how those dicks all taste like rubber

covered with goo

some cums clear and some cums milky

some cums thick and some cums silky

don't bite the dick that fucks you honey

it'll be good to you

 

don't bite the dick that fucks you honey

you gotta learn to suck it funny

how those dicks all taste like rubber

covered in goo some cums clear and some cums milky

some cums thick and some cums silky

don't bite the dick that fucks you honey

it'll be good to you

[smutt butt]

I'm An Asshole - Denis Leary

 

 

 

Folks

I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream

About me

About you

About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests

About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts

Or maybe below the cockles

Maybe in the sub-cockle area

Maybe in the liver

Maybe in the kidneys

Maybe even in the colon

We don't know

 

I'm just a regular joe

With a regular job

I'm your average white

Suburbanite slob

I like football, and porno, and books about war

I've got an average house

With a nice hardwood floor

My wife, and my job

My kids, and my car

My feet on my table

And a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough

To keep a man like me interested

Oh no, no way, uh uhh

No, I gotta go out and have fun

At someone else's expense

Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

 

I drive really slow

In the ultra-fast lane

While people behind me are going insane

 

I'm an asshole

(he's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole

(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

 

I use public toilets

And I piss on the seat

I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

 

I'm an asshole

(he's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole

(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

 

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces

While handicapped people

Make handicapped faces

 

I'm an asshole

(he's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole

(he's a real fucking asshole)

 

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song

Ranting and raving and carrying on

Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...

...

NAAAHHHHH!

 

I'm an asshole

(he's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole

(he's the world's biggest asshole)

 

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable

Hot pink!

With whale skin hub caps

An all leather cow interior

And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights

YEAH!

And I'm gonna drive around in that baby

At 115 miles per hour

Getting one mile per gallon

Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers

And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag

And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side

And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it

You know why?

'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!

Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons

Okay!?

Russia, Germany, Romania

They can have all the Democracy they want

They can have a big Democracy cake walk

Right through the middle of Tienemen Square

And it won't make a lick of difference

Because we got the bombs

Okay!?

John Wayne's not dead

He's frozen!

And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"

And he's gonna be pretty pissed off

You know why?

Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well, multiply that by 15 million times

That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be

I'm gonna get "The Duke"

And John Cassavetes

And Lee Marvin

And Sam Peckinpah

And a case of whiskey

And drive down to Texas

And-

(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)

Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?

You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole

And it turns out it was him

What an asshole!

 

I'm an asshole

(he's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole

(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

 

A - SS - HO - LE!

Everybody!!

A - SS - HO - LE!

 

I'm an asshole and proud of it!

 

 

Were you born an asshole?

 

Or did you work at it your whole life?

 

Either way it worked out fine

 

'cause you're an asshole tonight.

 

 

 

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...

 

And don't you try to blame it on me.

 

You deserve all the credit.

 

You're an asshole tonight.

 

 

 

You were an asshole yesterday.

 

You're an asshole tonight.

 

And I've got a feelin'

 

you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

 

 

 

And I was talkin' to your mother

 

just the other night.

 

I told her I thought you were an asshole.

 

She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

 

 

 

And all your friends are assholes

 

'cause you've known them your whole life.

 

And somebody told me

 

you've got an asshole for a wife.

 

 

 

Were you born an asshole?

 

Or did you work at it your whole life?

 

Either way it worked out fine

[skategreen]

Were you born an asshole?

 

Or did you work at it your whole life?

 

Either way it worked out fine

 

'cause you're an asshole tonight.

 

 

 

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...

 

And don't you try to blame it on me.

 

You deserve all the credit.

 

You're an asshole tonight.

 

 

 

You were an asshole yesterday.

 

You're an asshole tonight.

 

And I've got a feelin'

 

you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

 

 

 

And I was talkin' to your mother

 

just the other night.

 

I told her I thought you were an asshole.

 

She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

 

 

 

And all your friends are assholes

 

'cause you've known them your whole life.

 

And somebody told me

 

you've got an asshole for a wife.

 

 

 

Were you born an asshole?

 

Or did you work at it your whole life?

 

Either way it worked out fine

 

Are these lyrics, or a personal comment?

 

[phreakwars]

Are these lyrics, or a personal comment?

 

Actually I think Jimmy Buffet sang that, not David Allen Coe

.

.

[smutt butt]

Actually I think Jimmy Buffet sang that, not David Allen Coe

.

.

you would be correct.

[RoyalOrleans]

Everytime I see this thread pop on my User CP Subscribed Threads page, I can't help but to think of the 750+ lbs. woman that appeared on Dr. Phil last week. I laughed my ass off when the fat bitch said, "Mm... I love food!".

[Lethalfind]

Everytime I see this thread pop on my User CP Subscribed Threads page, I can't help but to think of the 750+ lbs. woman that appeared on Dr. Phil last week. I laughed my ass off when the fat bitch said, "Mm... I love food!".

 

I saw that, I had a hard time eating for some time after that...

 

That was the bitch who said she started getting fat after she was bitten by a spider...I wanted to slap her and point out that she got fat because she eats everything that doesn't move to quickly...COW !!!

[RoyalOrleans]

I saw that, I had a hard time eating for some time after that...

 

That was the bitch who said she started getting fat after she was bitten by a spider...I wanted to slap her and point out that she got fat because she eats everything that doesn't move to quickly...COW !!!

 

My girlfriend was bitten by a spider, but it only swelled her boobs.

[snafu]

That's nothing. How about the 1200 lb man in Mexico. They have to convert a plane for him to fly to Modena for a gall bladder, intestinal bypass procedure.

What a big pain in the ass that's gonna be.

This is off the topic so maybe there's a song for these people? Hah I know one.

 

Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back

 

Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt

It is so big

She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Who understands those rap guys

They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?

I mean her butt

It's just so big

I can't believe it's so round

It's just out there

I mean, it's gross

Look, she's just so black

 

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up front

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that butt you got

Me so horny

Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz

Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

 

I've seen them dancin'

The hell with romancin'

She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

 

I'm tired of magazines

saying flat butt's the only thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back, so

 

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)

Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)

Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt

Baby got back

 

(LA face with Oakland booty)

 

I like'em round and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself

I'm actin like an animal

Now here's my scandal

 

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

Cuz silicone parts were made for toys

I wannem real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mixalot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas

I wanna get with ya

I won't cus or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck

Til the break of dawn

Baby, I got it goin on

A lot of pimps won't like this song

Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it

But I'd rather stay and play

Cuz I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

 

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)

If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)

Then turn around

Stick it out

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back

 

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

 

Yeah baby

When it comes to females

Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection

36-24-36

Only if she's 5'3"

 

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda

Playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that hard role

and tell you that the butt need to go

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that

Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines

You ain't it Miss Thang

Give me a sista I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

Cuz his girls were on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And pulled up quick to get with 'em

So ladies if the butt is round

And you wanna triple X throw down

Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back

[RoyalOrleans]

That is the stupidest fucking song ever devised.

[snafu]

Yeah but it seamed to fit. I like Wierd Al's "I like skinny butts." better

[snafu]

billy Joel We didn't start the fire

 

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray

South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

 

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television

North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

 

Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom

Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye

 

Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen

Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

 

We didn't start the fire

It was always burning

Since the world's been turning

We didn't start the fire

No we didn't light it

But we tried to fight it

 

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev

Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

 

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron

Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

 

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team

Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

 

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev

Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

 

We didn't start the fire

It was always burning

Since the world's been turning

We didn't start the fire

No we didn't light it

But we tried to fight it

 

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac

Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai

 

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball

Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide

Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia

Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

 

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy

Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

 

We didn't start the fire

It was always burning

Since the world's been turning

We didn't start the fire

No we didn't light it

But we tried to fight it

 

Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land

Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

 

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania

Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

 

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex

J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

 

We didn't start the fire

It was always burning

Since the world's been turning

We didn't start the fire

No we didn't light it

But we tried to fight it

 

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again

Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock

Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline

Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

 

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide

Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz

Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law

Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

 

We didn't start the fire

It was always burning

Since the world's been turning

We didn't start the fire

No we didn't light it

But we tried to fight it

 

We didn't start the fire

It was always burning since the world's been turning.

We didn't start the fire

But when we are gone

It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

 

 

 

 

-------

Good song, so true!

[Hamza123]

Heres a dope song... Poppin' my Colla' By 3-6 Mafia!

 

Chrous: (2x)

Every since I could remember I been poppin my collar

I been poppin mah collar, I been poppin mah collar

Every since I could remember

I been working this hoes and they betta put mah

money in my hand

 

DJ Paul:

Now when it comes to getting bread I got the keys to the

bakery, alot of dudes swear they play man they some

fackery, let me catch a girl up out some work in mah site

and believe i'm gon be atcha in the daylight with a flashlight

I'm tryin to get paid however money is made, alot dudes like to

pay ladies to get laid but me I ain't no pimp I just love to borrow

paper from a fat bitch, a ugly bitch, a model fa real

 

Juicy J:

Well you know me by the Juice man hangin out with Big Keith

stand on tha porch drinkin liquor drunk smokin weed, tryin to get

a paycheck but work that ain't came yet, thats why I stay in a girl ear

to keep that pussy wet so I could get paid and relax in the shed and say

fuck a nine to five cuz a nigga tired of slavin, its neva easy fa playa in tha

hood on tha come up if I meet a gal with three kids or more she get done up

 

Chrous: (2x)

 

Crunchy Black:

She's just a little hoe that I met in the hood, i told her I was Crunchy Black

and it was all good, she might as well go on head and suck on mah wood

and let me whisper something in her hear if I could, i got some hoes bringin

out there ya boy back some good, and daddy bring you ??? bitch its understood,

ain't havin to shout at no muthafuckin slut, you know I

[Hamza123]

DAYYYUM, I almost forgot... It's Like That - Run DMC!!

 

[Run]

Unemployment at a record high

People coming, people going, people born to die

Don't ask me, because I don't know why

But it's like that, and that's the way it is

 

[D.M.C.]

People in the world try to make ends meet

You try to ride car, train, bus, or feet

I said you got to work hard to want to compete

It's like that, and that's the way it is

Huh!

 

[Run & D.M.C. alternate lines for the remainder of the song]

Money is the key to end all your woes

Your ups and your downs, your highs and your lows

Won't you tell me last time that love bought you clothes?

It's like that, and that's the way it is

 

Bills fly higher every day

We receive much lower pay

I'd rather stay young, go out and play

It's like that, and that's the way it is

Huh!

 

War's going on across the sea

Street soldiers killing the elderly

What ever happened to unity?

It's like that, and that that's the way it is

 

Disillusion is the word

That's used by me when I'm not heard

I just go through life with my glasses blurred

It's like that, and that's the way it is

Huh!

 

You can see a lot in this lifespan

Like a bum eating out of a garbage can

You notice one time he was your man

It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is

 

You should've gone to school, you could've learned a trade

But you laid in bed where the bums have laid

Now all the time you're crying that you're underpaid

It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is

Huh!

 

One thing I knoe is that life is short

So listen up homeboy, give this a thought

The next time someone's teaching why don't you get taught?

It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is

 

If you really think about it times aren't that bad

The one that stretches for success will make you glad

Stop playing start praying, you won't be sad

It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is

Huh!

 

When you feel you fail sometimes it hurts

For a meaning in life is why you search

Take the boys on the train, drive to school on the church

It's like that, and that's the way it is

 

Here's another point in life you should not miss

Do not be a fool who's prejudice

Because we're all written down on the same list

It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is

Huh! (Repeat 4x)

 

You know it's like that, and that's the way it is

Because it's like that, and that's the way it is

 

[phreakwars]

Heres a dope song... Poppin' my Colla' By 3-6 Mafia!

 

Chrous: (2x)

Every since I could remember I been poppin my collar

I been poppin mah collar, I been poppin mah collar

Every since I could remember

I been working this hoes and they betta put mah

money in my hand

 

DJ Paul:

Now when it comes to getting bread I got the keys to the

bakery, alot of dudes swear they play man they some

fackery, let me catch a girl up out some work in mah site

and believe i'm gon be atcha in the daylight with a flashlight

I'm tryin to get paid however money is made, alot dudes like to

pay ladies to get laid but me I ain't no pimp I just love to borrow

paper from a fat bitch, a ugly bitch, a model fa real

 

Juicy J:

Well you know me by the Juice man hangin out with Big Keith

stand on tha porch drinkin liquor drunk smokin weed, tryin to get

a paycheck but work that ain't came yet, thats why I stay in a girl ear

to keep that pussy wet so I could get paid and relax in the shed and say

fuck a nine to five cuz a nigga tired of slavin, its neva easy fa playa in tha

hood on tha come up if I meet a gal with three kids or more she get done up

 

Chrous: (2x)

 

Crunchy Black:

She's just a little hoe that I met in the hood, i told her I was Crunchy Black

and it was all good, she might as well go on head and suck on mah wood

and let me whisper something in her hear if I could, i got some hoes bringin

out there ya boy back some good, and daddy bring you ??? bitch its understood,

ain't havin to shout at no muthafuckin slut, you know I’m actin bitch gon make cut

a fuckin rug, ya better get out there and get my money in the woods,

imma hit cha in ya head and leave ya ass with a plug,

you know i gotta have gotta get mah money what,

these hoes out here be fucking fa a muthafuckin dub, FREAK BITCH!

religion of peace my ass...

[Hamza123]

religion of peace my ass...

 

LOL!! And, actually 36 Mafia are well known Christians... Music is a whole different story when it comes to religion...

 

I mostly listen to rap for the beats. The only time I enjoy the lyrics is with concious hip hop (Eg., No hoe talk, no pimpin). Like Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Rakim, Grand Master Flash, Run DMC, and especially Kanye West. Oh and you can't go wrong with Marvin Gaye.

[jokersarewild]

Whats that have anything to do with religion? And, actually 36 Mafia are well known Christians... Music is a whole different story.

 

I mostly listen to rap for the beats. The only time I enjoy the lyrics is with concious hip hop (Eg., No hoe talk, no pimpin). Like Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Rakim, Grand Master Flash, Run DMC, and especially Kanye West. Oh and you can't go wrong with Marvin Gaye.

 

It was a joke, dude. Ya know, 'cause your a muslim?

 

Here's one that phreak probably knows all to well...

 

Sublime-I Smoke Two Joints

 

(she was living in a single room with three other individuals.

One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females.

God only know what they were up to in there.

And furthermore susan, I wouldn

[Hamza123]

Phreak DEFINITLEY KNOWS THIS SONG

 

Wait a minute man

Hey check this out man tell it

It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right

He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey

He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'

He stopped he took a deep breath he said (fish market)

Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, hahahahaha

You like that shit man

Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man

Hey I'll tell you what

my man on the guitar

fool on the drums

And hey, hey if everybody try on the mic I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got

First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

 

[CHORUS]

said colt forty-five and two zigzags baby thats all we need

we can go to the Park, after dark and

smoke that tumbleweed

and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems

Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale

skatin' on dayton rims

so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville

if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

 

well it was just sundown in small white town

they call it east side palmdale (well)

when the afroman walked through the white land

houses went up for sale

well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds

when I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my caddy

because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan

we fucked on the bed

fucked on the floor

fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro

then I fucked to the left (left)

fucked to the right (right)

she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white

thought to myself sheeba-sheeba

got my ass lookin' like a zebra

I put on my clothes and I was on my way

until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet

and so I ran I jumped out the back window

but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four

Oh, he beat me to the left

he beat me to the right

the mother fucker whooped my ass all night

but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad

thats the best damn pussy I ever had

got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine

I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

 

[CHORUS]

 

I met this lady in hollywood

she had green hair but damn she looked good

I took her to my house because she was fine

but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

 

I met this lady from Japan

never made love with an african

I fucked her once, I fucked her twice

I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

 

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)

I met a woman in the heart of Australia

Had a big butt and big titties too

So I hopped in her ass like kangaroo

 

See I met this woman from Hawaii

stuck it in her ass and she said "aiyee"

lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch

then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

 

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky

she said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me

I came in her mouth, it was a crisis

I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

 

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need

we can go to the park, after dark

smoke that tumbleweed

and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, check this out man)

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

 

I met dolly parton in Tennessee

Her titties were filled with hennesee

that country music really drove me crazy

but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy

 

met this lady in oklahoma

put that pussy in a coma

 

met this lady in michigan

I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again

 

met a real black girl down in south carolina

fucked her until she turned to a white albina

 

 

fucked this hooker in Iowa

I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

 

fucked this girl down in Georgia

came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

 

met this beautiful sexy hoe

she just ran across the border of mexico

fine young thing said her name's maria

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

I wanna get married but I cant afford it

I know I'ma cry when she get deported

 

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need

we can go to the park, after dark,

smoke that tumbleweed

and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong

(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)

and sell tapes from here to hong kong

 

have you ever went over a girls house to fuck

but the pussy just ain't no good (say what!)

I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet

plus you in the wrong neighborhood

so you try to play it off and eat the pussy

but it take her so long to cum (say What!)

then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend

and he asks you where you from

so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain

you start talkin' real fast

but he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman

so he start beatin' on yo ass

now your clothes all muddy

your nose all bloody

your dick was hard but now its soft (what??) soft

you thought you had a girl to rock your world

now you still gotta go jack off

[atlantic]

DAYYYUM, I almost forgot... It's Like That - Run DMC!!

/Good Pick - I Love Run DMC

[snafu]

Toby Keith The Taliban Song

 

 

I'm just a middle-aged middle-eastern camel-herdin' man

I got a little two-bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand

Since they moved in

They call themselves the Taliban

Oooh, oooh the Taliban, baby

 

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here

They make her wear a scarf over her head

That covers her from ear to ear

She loves the desert and the hot white sand

But man she's just like me

No she can't stand the Taliban

Oooh, oooh the Taliban, baby

 

But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up

And it'll be ride camel ride

My old lady she'll be here with me

Just smilin' right by my side

We should do just fine out around Palestine

Or maybe Turkmenistan

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to

The Taliban

 

I know where your coming from brother.

This is a patriotic love song, so ya'll feel free to salute if you want to, I'll give you permission!

 

Now they attacked New York City

'Cause they thought they could win

Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end

Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said

Now you sons-of-bitches you better not be doing any business

with that Taliban

 

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might

Until those big U.S. jets came flying in one night

And they dropped little bombs all over their holy land

Man you should have seen them run like rabbits they ran

The Taliban

 

But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up

And it'll be ride camel ride

My old lady she'll be here with me

Just smilin' right by my side

We should do just fine out around Palestine

Or maybe Turkmenistan

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to

The Taliban

 

And we'll bid a fair adieu and give a big bone or two to

The Taliban

Taliban

[smutt butt]

KORN

 

 

 

"Y'All Want A Single"

 

Y'all want a single say fuck that

Fuck that, Fuck that

Y'all want a single say fuck that

Fuck that, Fuck that

Y'all want a single say fuck that

Fuck that, Fuck that

Y'all want a single say fuck that

Boom Boom Boom Boom

 

What's going on today?

We gotta break away

We got a problem and

I think it's going to make us go down

 

They think we're all the same

And always we're to blame

For shit I think is lame

It's time to stop the game

I think it's time to pay for everything you made me say

 

Y'all want a single say fuck that

Fuck that, Fuck that [x4]

 

What's going on today?

Why must it be this way?

We're going nowhere and

We're still knocking the need to bow down

 

They think we're all the same

And always we're to blame

For shit I think is lame

It's time to stop the game

I think it's time to pay for everything you made me say

 

Y'all want a single say fuck that

Fuck that, Fuck that [x4]

 

We are the ones breaking you down

We are the hope to drown out your sounds

All Across the world you think we're to found

All Across the world you're breaking you down

 

Y'all want a single say fuck that

Fuck that, Fuck that shit [x4]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

Y'all want a single say fuck that

Fuck that, Fuck that [x6]

[smutt butt]

She said someday I'd understand

What love was all about

She said I could have the kids

She was movin out

Said she'd finally found a man

Who's dick was so much bigger

Then that scumbag motherfucker

Ran off with a ******

 

And to think I'd ate the pussy

Where that big, black dick had been

And kissed the lips that sucked him off

Time and time again

It's enough to make a man throw up

Sure is hard to figure

How any decent girl could ever fuck

A greasy ******

 

He treated her just like a queen

She gave him all my money

It looks like the joke's on me

But I don't think it's funny

That pussy ain't worth payin for

As far as I can figure

Cause there's nothing quite as worthless

As a white girl with a ******

 

And to think I'd ate the pussy

Where that big, black dick had been

And kissed the lips that sucked him off

Time and time again

It's enough to make a man throw up

Sure is hard to figure

How any decent girl could ever fuck

A God damn ******

So for all you ****** lovin whores

This song is just for you