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[RoyalOrleans]

An Ode To Pecker

 

R. Orleans

 

Me, your mother, and some other whore

floating down the river on a shithouse door

gonna tie my pecker to my leg

gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg

gonna tie my pecker to my leg!

[snafu]

To our lovely chi

 

 

Los Lonley Boys La Contestacion

 

A poco no esta

duro pa ti

Pa que sigues asi

Si aqui esto yo

 

Nunca te hacer

sentido que ya

parece el final

Pues fijate en m

[Anna Perenna]

I'm not sure if this one's been done, but if it hasn't, then .... shame!

 

For The New Guy:

 

Oh, the shark, has, pretty teeth, dear

and he shows them, pearly white

Just a jackknife, has macheath, yeah

and he keeps it, out of sight

 

When the shark bites, with his teeth, dear

scarlet billows start to spread

Fancy gloves, though, wears macheath, yeah

so theres not a trace, hmmmm of red

 

On the sidewalk...sunday morning, ...lies a body oozin life

Someones sneakin round the corner...is the someone, mack the knife?

 

From a tugboat.... by the river

a cement bags, droopin down

Yeah, the cements just for the weight, dear

bet you mack, hes back in town

 

Looky here louie miller, disappeared dear

after drawing, out his cash

And macheath spends, like a sailor

did our boy do, somethin rash?

 

Sukey tawdry, jenny diver..lotte lenya, sweet lucy brown

Oh, the line forms on the right, dears

now that mackys back in town

 

Take it satch

[Mack the Knife]

I'm not sure if this one's been done, but if it hasn't, then .... shame!

 

For The New Guy:

 

Oh, the shark, has, pretty teeth, dear

and he shows them, pearly white

Just a jackknife, has macheath, yeah

and he keeps it, out of sight

 

When the shark bites, with his teeth, dear

scarlet billows start to spread

Fancy gloves, though, wears macheath, yeah

so theres not a trace, hmmmm of red

 

On the sidewalk...sunday morning, ...lies a body oozin life

Someones sneakin round the corner...is the someone, mack the knife?

 

From a tugboat.... by the river

a cement bags, droopin down

Yeah, the cements just for the weight, dear

bet you mack, hes back in town

 

Looky here louie miller, disappeared dear

after drawing, out his cash

And macheath spends, like a sailor

did our boy do, somethin rash?

 

Sukey tawdry, jenny diver..lotte lenya, sweet lucy brown

Oh, the line forms on the right, dears

now that mackys back in town

 

Take it satch

Could be..................

[Phantom]

If you read the lyrics to Mack the Knife, the meter fits perfectly with the song mentioned earlier in this post by Hugo: Clementine.

[snafu]

Dr Hook I got stoned and I missed It

 

 

I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste

Of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day

Then my friend yelled through the transom "Grab your coat and get your hat son

There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away"

 

But I laid around a bit

Then I had another hit

Then I rolled myself a bauma

Then I thought about my mama

Then I fooled around, played around

Jacked around a while and then

 

I got stoned and I missed it

I got stoned and it rolled right by

I got stoned and I missed it

I got stoned and I missed it

I got stoned and I missed it

I got stoned oh me oh my

 

Now it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin

With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit

Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy

When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit

 

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and it rolled right by

I was stoned oh me oh my

 

Now I ain't makin' no excuses for the many things I uses

Just to sweeten my relationships and brighten up my day

But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover

And they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say

 

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and it rolled right by

 

I was stoned oh me oh my

[RoyalOrleans]

Led Zeppelin

 

In My Time of Dying

 

In my time of dying, want nobody to mourn

All I want for you to do is take my body home

Well, well, well, so I can die easy,

Well, well, well, so I can die easy

Jesus, got to make you... sure know, Jesus, gonna make you

Jesus, gonna make you my dyin' bed, Meet me, Jesus, meet me

Ooh, meet me in the middle of the air

If my wings should fail me, Lord

Oh, please meet me with another pair

Well, well, well, so I can die easy

Oh-oh, well, well, well, so I can die easy

Jesus, gonna make you... somebody, somebody

Oh, oh, Jesus gonna make you

Jesus gonna make you my dyin' bed

Oh, Saint Peter, at the gates of hea'en

Won't you let me in, I never did no harm

I never did no wrong, Oh, oh Gabriel, let me blow your horn

Let me blow your horn, Oh, I never did, did no harm

Did no harm, I've only been this young once

I never thought I'd do anybody no wrong

No, not once, oh, Oh, good, Oh, I did somebody some good

Somebody some good, yes-oh,

Oh, did somebody some good, yeah

I must have did somebody some good, yeah, Oh, I believe I did

I see the smilin' faces,

I know there must be lipstick traces, oh God

And I see them in the streets, And I see them in the field

And I hear them shouting under my feet

And I know it's got to be real, Oh, Lord, deliver me

All the wrong I've done, Ooh, you can deliver me, Lo-ord

I only wanted to have some fun

Oh, hear the angels marchin', hear the' marchin', hear them marchin', hear them, marchin', the' marchin'

Oh my Jesus, oh my Gina, oh my Jesus, oh my Jesus,

oh my Gina, oh my Gina, Oh my Jesus, oh my Jesus, oh my Gina, oh my Je-ah-oh, ah my

Je-hey, yeah, that's got to be my Jesus, whoa-whoa

It's got to be, it's got to be my Jesus

It's got to be, oh It's got to be my Jesus

Oh, gonna take me home, Come on, come on

I can hear the angels singin'

Oh, here they come, here they come, here they come

Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye

Oh, it feels pretty good up here, pretty good up here

I'll touch Jesus, I'll touch Jesus, I'll touch Jesus, I'll touch Jesus, I'll touch Jesus, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah

Oh, I see him, yeah, Come on, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take

Ooh, yes, come on, oh, oh yeah,

Oh, don't you make it my dyin', dyin', dyin'

[snafu]

Nickelback Rockstar

 

I'm through with standing in line

To clubs we'll never get in

It's like the bottom of the ninth

And I'm never gonna win

This life hasn't turned out

Quite the way I want it to be

 

(Tell me what you want)

 

I want a brand new house

On an episode of Cribs

And a bathroom I can play baseball in

And a king size tub big enough

For ten plus me

 

(So what you need?)

 

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit

And a big black jet with a bedroom in it

Gonna join the mile high club

At thirty-seven thousand feet

 

(Been there, done that)

 

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars

My own star on Hollywood Boulevard

Somewhere between Cher and

James Dean is fine for me

 

(So how you gonna do it?)

 

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

I'd even cut my hair and change my name

 

[Chorus:]

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap

We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

In the VIP with the movie stars

Every good gold digger's

Gonna wind up there

Every Playboy bunny

With her bleach blond hair

 

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

 

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels

Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes

Sign a couple autographs

So I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have the quesadilla, uh huh)

I'm gonna dress my ass

With the latest fashion

Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion

Gonna date a centerfold that loves to

Blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

I'd even cut my hair and change my name

 

[Chorus]

 

And we'll hide out in the private rooms

With the latest dictionary and today's who's who

They'll get you anything with that evil smile

Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

 

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

 

I'm gonna sing those songs

That offend the censors

Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser

 

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs

Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

 

[Chorus]

 

And we'll hide out in the private rooms

With the latest dictionary and today's who's who

They'll get you anything with that evil smile

Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

 

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

[THE BITCH]

Squeeze

Up the junction

 

 

I never thought it would happen

With me and the girl from clapham

Out on a windy common

That night I aint forgotten

When she dealt out the rations

With some or other passions

I said you are a lady

Perhaps she said I may be

We moved into a basement

With thoughts of our engagement

We stayed in by the telly

Although the room was smelly

We spent our time just kissing

The railway arms were missing

But love had got us hooked up

And all our time it took up

 

I got a job with stanley

He said Id come in handy

And started me on monday

So I had a bath on sunday

I worked eleven hours

And bought the girl some flowers

She said shed seen a doctor

And nothing now could stop her

 

I worked all through the winter

The weather brass and bitter

I put away a tenner

Each week to make her better

And when the time was ready

We had to sell the telly

Late evenings by the fire

With little kicks inside her

 

This morning at 4:50

I took her rather nifty

Down to an incubator

Where thirty minutes later

She gave birth to a daughter

Within a year a walker

She looked just like her mother

If there could be another

 

And now shes two years older

Her mothers with a soldier

She left me when my drinking

Became a proper stinging

The devil came and took me

From bar to street to bookie

No more nights by the telly

No more nights nappies smelling

 

Alone here in the kitchen

I feel theres something missing

Id beg for some forgiveness

But beggings not my business

And she wont write a letter

Although I always tell her

And so its my assumption

Im really up the junction

[hugo]

B is for bubble

Bubble, bubble, bubble

B is for bubble

Bubble, bubble, bubble

B is for bubble and bubblegum

And B is for brother who brought you some

And B is better than any letter for bubblegum

[eddo]

[Now what starts with the letter C?

Cookie starts with C

Let's think of other things

That starts with C

Oh, who cares about the other things?]

 

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C

 

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C

 

[Hey you know what?

A round cookie with one bite out of it

Looks like a C

A round donut with one bite out of it

Also looks like a C

But it is not as good as a cookie

Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C

But you can't eat that, so ... ]

 

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, yeah!

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, yeah!

Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, oh boy!

Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!

 

(Cookie Monster eats the cookie)

Umm-umm-umm-umm-umm

[hugo]

[Now what starts with the letter C?

Cookie starts with C

Let's think of other things

That starts with C

Oh, who cares about the other things?]

 

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C

 

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C

 

[Hey you know what?

A round cookie with one bite out of it

Looks like a C

A round donut with one bite out of it

Also looks like a C

But it is not as good as a cookie

Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C

But you can't eat that, so ... ]

 

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, yeah!

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, yeah!

Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, oh boy!

Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!

 

(Cookie Monster eats the cookie)

Umm-umm-umm-umm-umm

 

That song is a classic. They just don't write 'em like that anymore.

[Anna Perenna]

Could be.

 

Too cute!

 

...............

[THE BITCH]

Chris Rea › Tell Me There’s A Heaven

 

The little girl she said to me

What are these things that I can see

Each night when I come home from school

And mama calls me in for tea

Oh every night a baby dies

And every night a mama cries

What makes those men do what they do

To make that person black and blue

Grandpa says their happy now

They sit with God in paradise

With angels wings and still somehow

It makes me feel like ice

 

Tell me theres a heaven

Tell me that its true

Tell me theres a reason

Why Im seeing what I do

Tell me theres a heaven

Where all those people go

Tell me theyre all happy now

Papa tell me that its so

 

So do I tell her that its true

That theres a place for me and you

Where hungry children smile and say

We wouldnt have no other way

That every painful crack of bones

Is a step along the way

Every wrong done is a game plan

To that great and joyful day

 

And Im looking at the father and the son

And Im looking at the mother and the daughter

And Im watching them in tears of pain

And Im watching them suffer

Dont tell that little girl

Tell me

Tell me theres a heaven

Tell me that its true

Tell me theres a reason

Why Im seeing what I do

 

Tell me theres a heaven

Where all those people go

Tell me theyre all happy now

Papa tell me that its so

[Anna Perenna]

Macarthur Park

 

Spring was never waiting for us, girl

It ran one step ahead

As we followed in the dance

Between the parted pages and were pressed

In love's hot, fevered iron

Like a striped pair of pants

 

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark

All the sweet, green icing flowing down

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again

Oh, no!

 

I recall the yellow cotton dress

Foaming like a wave

On the ground around your knees

The birds, like tender babies in your hands

And the old men playing checkers by the trees

 

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark

All the sweet, green icing flowing down

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again

Oh, no!

 

There will be another song for me

For I will sing it

There will be another dream for me

Someone will bring it

I will drink the wine while it is warm

And never let you catch me looking at the sun

And after all the loves of my life

After all the loves of my life

You'll still be the one

 

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it

I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it

I will have the things that I desire

And my passion flow like rivers through the sky

And after all the loves of my life

After all the loves of my life

I'll be thinking of you

And wondering why

 

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark

All the sweet, green icing flowing down

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again

Oh, no!

Oh, no

No, no

Oh no!!

[Mack the Knife]

Jurassic Park

 

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes

And before long, they were cloning DNA

Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors

Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day

 

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark

All the dinosaurs are running wild

Someone shut the fence off in the rain

I admit it's kinda eerie

But this proves my chaos theory

And I don't think I'll be coming back again

Oh no

 

I cannot approve of this attraction

'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad

A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer

Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad

 

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark

All the dinosaurs are running wild

Someone let T. Rex out of his pen

I'm afraid those things'll harm me

'Cause they sure don't act like Barney

And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend

Oh no

 

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark

All the dinosaurs are running wild

What a crummy weekend this has been

Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket

Think I'll tell them where to stick it

'Cause I'm never coming back this way again

Oh no... oh no

[phreakwars]

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy

 

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind,

There was something so pleasant about that place...

Even your emotions had an echo in so much space.

 

And when you're out there,without care,

Yeah, I was out of touch.

But it wasn't because I didn't know enough:

I just knew too much

 

Does that make me crazy?

Does that make me crazy?

Does that make me crazy?

Possibly

 

And I hope that you are having the time of your life,

But think twice, that's my only advice.

 

Come on now who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you Think you are, ha ha ha, bless your soul,

You really think you're in control!

 

Well,

I think you're crazy...

I think you're crazy...

I think you're crazy...

Just like me.

 

My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb,

And all I remember is thinkin' I wanna be like them.

 

Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun,

And there's no coincidence I've come,

And I can die when I'm done.

 

But maybe I'm crazy?

Maybe you're crazy?

Maybe we're crazy?

Probably!

.

.

[Anna Perenna]

White and Nerdy - Weird Al

 

They see me mowin'

My front lawn

I know they're all thinking

I'm so White N' nerdy

 

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

I wanna roll with-

The gangsters

But so far they all think

I'm too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' nerdy

Really, really white n' nerdy

 

First in my class here at M.I.T.

Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND

MC Escher that's my favorite MC

Keep your 40

I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin to the contrary

You'll find they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Steven Hawkings in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

I got people begging for my top 8 spaces

Yo I know Pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,

my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run

At Pascal, well, I'm number 1

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun

Happy days is my favourite theme song

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

 

They see me roll on, my Segway!

I know in my heart they think I'm

white n' nerdy!

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy

I'd like to roll with-

The gangsters

Although it's apparent I'm too

White n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' nerdy

How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

 

I've been browsing, inspectin'

X-men comics you know I collect 'em

The pens in my pocket

I must protect 'em

my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shopping online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doing websites

When my friends need some code who do they call?

I do HTML for them all

Even made a homepage for my dog!

Yo! Got myself a fanny pack

they were having a sale down at the GAP

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

 

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme

I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

I spend every weekend

at the renaissance fair

I got my name on my under wear!

 

They see me strollin'

They laughin'

And rollin' their eyes 'cause

I'm so white n' nerdy

Just because I'm white n' nerdy

Just because I'm white n' nerdy

All because I'm white n' nerdy

Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy

 

I wanna bowl with-

the gangsters

but oh well it's obvious I'm

white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' nerdy

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy

[snafu]

Muppets It'S Not Easy Being Green

 

 

Greetings, Kermit the Frog here

And today I'd like to tell you a little bit about the color green

Do you know what's green

Well I am for one thing

You see frogs are green, and I'm a frog

And that means that I'm green, you see

 

It's not that easy being green

Having to spend each day the color of the leaves

When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow, or gold

Or something much more colorful like that

 

It's not easy being green

It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things

And people tend to pass you over

'Cause you're not standing out

Like flashy sparkles in the water

Or stars in the sky

 

But green's the color of spring

And green can be cool and friendly-like

And green can be big like a mountain

Or important like a river

Or tall like a tree

 

When green is all there is to be

It could make you wonder why

But why wonder why wonder

I am green, and it'll do fine

It's beautiful, and I think it's what I want to be

[THE BITCH]

In the station, in the City, A British

Soldier stood

Talking to the people there, If the people

would

Some just stared in hatred, And others

turned in pain

And the lonely British Soldier wished he was

back home again

 

Come join the British Army, Said the posters

in his town

See the World and have your fun, Come serve

before the Crown

The jobs were hard to come by, And he could

not face the dole

So he took his Countries Shilling, And

enlisted on the roll

 

But, there was no fear of fighting, The

Empire was long was lost

Just ten years in the Army, Getting paid for

being bossed

Then leave a man experienced, A man whose

made the grade

A medal and a pension, Some men present a

trade

 

Then came the call to Ireland, As the call

had come before

Another bloody chapter, In an endless civil

war

The Priests they stood on both sides, The

Priests they stood behind

Another fight in Jesus name, The blind

against the blind

 

The Soldier stood between them, Between the

whistling stones

And then the broken bottles, That lead to

broken bones

The petrol bombs that burned his hands, The

nails that pierced his skin

And wished that he

[snafu]

In the station, in the City, A British

Soldier stood

Talking to the people there, If the people

would

Some just stared in hatred, And others

turned in pain

And the lonely British Soldier wished he was

back home again

 

Come join the British Army, Said the posters

in his town

See the World and have your fun, Come serve

before the Crown

The jobs were hard to come by, And he could

not face the dole

So he took his Countries Shilling, And

enlisted on the roll

 

But, there was no fear of fighting, The

Empire was long was lost

Just ten years in the Army, Getting paid for

being bossed

Then leave a man experienced, A man whose

made the grade

A medal and a pension, Some men present a

trade

 

Then came the call to Ireland, As the call

had come before

Another bloody chapter, In an endless civil

war

The Priests they stood on both sides, The

Priests they stood behind

Another fight in Jesus name, The blind

against the blind

 

The Soldier stood between them, Between the

whistling stones

And then the broken bottles, That lead to

broken bones

The petrol bombs that burned his hands, The

nails that pierced his skin

And wished that he

[THE BITCH]

The title is A soldiers song and it is sung by Harvey Andrews based on an incident that occurred in 1971 involving Sergeant Michael Willets.

[snafu]

The title is A soldiers song and it is sung by Harvey Andrews based on an incident that occurred in 1971 involving Sergeant Michael Willets.

 

 

Very very profound! I like it..

[THE BITCH]

It is a beautiful remebrance of one of this countrys greatest men it means a lot to me and my family.

Micheal willets was and always will be a great hero

[THE BITCH]

Breakfast In Bed(UB40&CHRISSY HYNES)

 

 

You've been crying, your face is a mess

Come in baby, you can dry your tears on my dress

She's hurt you again, I can tell

Oh, I know that look so well

 

Don't be shy, we have been here before

Pull your shoe, lie down and I will lock the door

And no-one has to know, I've come here again

Knowing it will be, like it's always been before

 

Breakfast in bed, kisses for me

You don't have to say you love me

Breakfast in bed, love can make you sing

 

What's your hurry. Please don't hit and run

We can let her wait my darling it's been so long

Since you've had me here, I've returned again

Darling it will be like it's always been before.

 

Breakfast in bed, kissses for me

You don't have to say you love me

Breakfast in bed, love can make you sing.