I love Lyrics!

[snafu]

Van Halen Eruption

 

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feZnnhoFg_Y[/YOUTUBE]

 

Oh man... smokin!!!

[snafu]

Phreak thinks Van Halen playing erruption (his famous solo) is gay. So here a song to make it up.....

 

Van Halen Hot for Teacher

 

 

"Oh wow, man !"

"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?""

"My butt, man !

 

T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see?

Don't wanna be no uptown fool.

Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,

teacher needs to see me after school.

 

Chorus:

I think of all the education that I missed.

But then my homework was never quite like this.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,

I'm hot for teacher.

I got it bad, so bad,

I'm hot for teacher.

 

 

"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"

"I brought my pencil"

"Gimme something to write on, man"

 

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.

I know about this school.

Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold?

How did you know that golden rule?

 

chorus

 

"Oh man, I think the clock is slow"

"I don't feel tardy"

"Class dismissed"

 

 

 

[YOUTUBE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5t5GukrWOU[/YOUTUBE]

[RegisteredAndEducated]

Silverchair -- Freak

 

No more maybes

Your baby's got rabies

Sittin on a ball

In th middle of the Andes

 

Yeah I'm a freak (of nature)

Yeah I'm a freak

 

If only I could be as cool as you

As cool as you

 

Body and soul I'm a freak I'm a freak

Body and soul I'm a freak

 

Try to be different

Well get a different disease

Seems its a fashion

To need the cold sore cream

I don't really know

How to put ona cool show

As boring as they come

Just tell me where to go

 

If only I could be as cool as you

 

Freak

 

 

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ReS1NJ3b2k[/YOUTUBE]

[RegisteredAndEducated]

Sometimes I wanna take you down.

Sometime I wanna get you low.

I brush your hair back from your eyes.

I take you down let the river flow.

 

Sometimes I go and walk the street

Behind the green sheet of glass.

A million miles below their feet

A million miles, a million miles

 

Being with you girl

Like being low

hey hey hey like being stoned

Being with you girl

Like being low

hey hey hey like being stoned.

 

A million poppies gonna make me sleep.

Just one rose that knows your name

The fruit is rusting on the vine

The fruit is calling from the trees

 

Hey don't you wanna go down

Like some junkie cosmonaut

A million miles below their feet

A million miles a million miles

 

Being with you girl

Like being low

hey hey hey like being stoned

Being with you girl

Like being low

hey hey hey like being stoned.

 

Blue blue is the sun.

Brown brown is the sky.

Green green are her eyes.

A million miles a million miles

 

Hey don't you wanna go down

Like some disgraced cosmonaut

A million miles below their feet

A million miles a million miles

 

Being with you girl

Like being low

hey hey hey like being stoned

Being with you girl

Like being low

hey hey hey like being stoned.

 

Being with you girl

Like being low

hey hey hey like being stoned

Being with you girl

Like being low

hey hey hey like being stoned.

 

 

[YOUTUBE]

[/YOUTUBE]

[RegisteredAndEducated]

She calls me Goliath and I wear the David mask

I guess the stones are coming too fast for her now

I'd like to believe this nervousness will pass

All the stones that are thrown are building up a wall

 

I have become, cumbersome to this world

I have become, cumbersome to my girl

 

I'd like to believe we could reconcile the past

Resurrect those bridges with an ancient glance

But my old stone face can't seem to break her down

She remembers bridges and burns them to the ground

 

I have become, cumbersome to this world

I have become, cumbersome to my girl

 

Too heavy, too light, too black or too white

Too wrong or too right, today or tonight

Cumbersome

Too rich or too poor, she's wanting me less

And I'm wanting her more

The bitter taste is cumbersome

Oh Yeah, no no nooo,

no no naw, yeah-heah

 

There is a balance between two worlds

One with an arrow and a cross

Regardless of the balance, life has become cumbersome

 

Too heavy, too light, too black or too white

Too wrong or too right, today or tonight

Cumbersome

Too rich or too poor, she's wanting me less

And I'm wanting her more

The bitter taste is cumbersome

Oh Yeah, no no nooo,

no no naw, yeah-heah...

NAW NAW NO, NOOO, yeah-heah

 

Your life has become cumbersome

 

 

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4qVifzb3Tc[/YOUTUBE]

[RegisteredAndEducated]

I don't like how they chopped up the end... and there is some other shit on the end of the video... But, whatever... Good chillin song!

 

(hed) PE - The Meadow

 

I dont ask why, I just fall into the meadow

I close my eyes , and wait to die

Yes, I am a liar

Yes, I am a sinner

Please forgive my broken soul

 

But Ive got nowhere else to go

They made the world so hard

If I had somewhere else to go

I could be a star like you

Special like you

A star like you

Special like you

 

And all those picture frames surround you

I saw you in france

All those busters hang around you

I asked you to dance

I cant take you home tonight

No, I cant be your man

I know why you here tonight

You in a fight with your man

 

But Ive got nowhere else to go

They made the world so hard

If I had somewhere else to go

I could be a star like you

Special like you

A star like you

Special like you

 

 

[YOUTUBE]

[/YOUTUBE]

[snafu]

The Killers Mr Brightside

 

 

Coming out of my cage

And I've been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down

Because I want it all

It started out with a kiss

How did it end up like this?

It was only a kiss

It was only a kiss

 

Now I'm falling asleep

And she's calling a cab

While he's having a smoke

And she's taking the drag

 

Now they're going to bed

And my stomach is sick

And it's all in my head

But she's touching his chest now

 

He takes off her dress now

Let me go

And I just can't look

It's killing me

And taking control

 

Jealousy

Turning saints into the sea

Turning through sick lullaby

Joking on your alibi

But it's just the price I pay

Destiny is calling me

Open up my eager eyes

I'm Mr. Brightside

 

(repeat)

[snafu]

The Beatles Don't pass me By

 

 

I listen for your footsteps

coming up the drive.

Listen for your footsteps

but they don't arrive.

Waiting for your knock, dear

on my old front door.

I don't hear it,

does it mean you don't love me anymore?

 

I hear the clock a'ticking,

on the mantel shelf.

See the hands a'moving,

but I'm by myself.

I wonder where you are tonight,

and why I'm by myself.

I don't see you,

does it mean you don't love me anymore?

 

Don't pass me by, don't make me cry, don't make me blue.

'Cause you know darling, I love only you.

You'll never know it hurt me so,

I hate to see you go.

Don't pass me by, don't make me cry.

 

I'm sorry that I doubted you,

I was so unfair.

You were in a car crash,

and you lost your hair.

You said that you would be late

about an hour or two.

I said, "That's alright, I'm waiting here,

just waiting to hear from you".

 

Don't pass me by, don't make me cry, don't make me blue.

'Cause you know darling, I love only you.

You'll never know it hurt me so,

I hate to see you go.

Don't pass me by, don't make me cry.

 

Don't pass me by, don't make me cry, don't make me blue.

'Cause you know darling, I love only you.

You'll never know it hurt me so,

I hate to see you go.

Don't pass me by, don't make me cry.

[snafu]

Akon Mr Lonely

 

 

Lonely I'm Mr Lonely,

I have nobody,

For my owwnnn

I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely

I have nobody,

For my owwnnn

I'm so lonely,

 

Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya kno got that one good girl whose always been there like ya

Kno took all the bullshit then one day she cant take it no more and decides to leave

 

I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was

Feenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuz

Ever since my girl left me, my whole life came crashin

 

I'm so lonely (so lonely),

I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)

I have nobody (I have nobody)

To call my own (to call my own) girl

 

I'm so lonely (so lonely)

I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)

I have nobody (I have nobody)

To call my own (to call my own) girl

 

Cant belive I hadda girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck

Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I

Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life girl

 

I'm so lonely (so lonely)

I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)

I have nobody (I have nobody)

To call my own (to call my own) girl

 

I'm so lonely (so lonely)

I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)

I have nobody (I have nobody)

To call my own (to call my own) girl

 

Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through

Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u

Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me

Be so happy but now so lonely

 

So lonely (so lonely)

I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)

I have nobody (I have nobody)

To call my own (to call my own)

 

I'm so lonely (so lonely)

I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)

I have nobody (I have nobody)

To call my own (to call my own) girrll

 

Never thought that id be alone, I didnt hope you'd be gone this long, I jus want u to call my phone, so stop playing girl and

Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever

Hurt my baby, and its drivin me crazy cuz...

 

I'm so lonely (so lonely)

I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)

I have nobody (I have nobody)

To call my own (to call my own)

 

I'm so lonely (so lonely)

I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)

I have nobody (I have nobody)

To call my own (to call my own) girll

 

Lonely, so lonely

So lonely, (so lonely),

Mr. Lonely, so lonely

So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely

 

[YOUTUBE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWMWRWYJqfg[/YOUTUBE]

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

This one goes out TO ALL OF YOU

 

Skid Row - White Trash

Mama, I wanna grow up to be a drunk

Sit around, watch TV and pick my feet

I wanna be pissed off and jealous of any

Who

[snafu]

Black Sabbath Paraniod

 

Finished with my woman cause she couldnt help me with my mind

People think Im insane because I am browning all the time

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy

Think Ill lose my mind if I dont find something to pacify

 

Can you help me thought you were my friend

Whoah yeah

 

I need someone to show me the things in life that I cant find

I cant see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

 

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry

Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

 

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state

[Mack the Knife]

Harvey The Wonder Hamster

by Al Yankovic

 

Oh, Harvey, Harvey

Harvey the Wonder Hamster

He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal

He just runs around on his hamster wheel

Harvey, Harvey

Harvey the Wonder Hamster

Hey, Harvey!

[snafu]

Burton Cummings Im Scared

 

said im scared, lord im scared, im terrified

never been much on religion but i sure never like to hear the call

im scared lordy lord im shakin' im petrified

never been much on religion but i showed up, just fell down on my knees

 

heard the choir singing something about good will torn men

and even then sleeping in heavenly peace

stopped by to see st thomas

on a cold and dreary new york afternoon

something in the air was oh so rare

i dont know what it was but i know that its still right there

 

and im scared lordy lord im shaken im terrified,

never been much on religion but i showed up and just fell down on my knees

 

(short instrumental)

 

livin' in confusion, searchin for truth that i'd never found

i needed somethign to really believe

turned toward the heavens on a dark and stormy winter afternoon

something in the air was oh so rare

im not really sure what it was but i know for sure that its still right there,

 

scared, hey hey hey hey hey hey im terrified

never been much in religion but i showed up fell down on my knees

oh oh oh oh oh im scared you know im shakin im layin awake thinking about her

now im terrified

never been much on religion but i sure enough would like to hear the call

common now give me a sign your listening to me

you hear me talkin you hear my cryin,

its confusin to me lord im terrified

never been much on religion but i showed up,

just fell down on my knees

oh oh oh oh oh

[atlantic]

Eagles - Seven Bridges Road

 

There are stars

In the Southern sky

Southward as you go

There is moonlight

And moss in the trees

Down the Seven Bridges Road

 

Now I have loved you like a baby

Like some lonesome child

And I have loved you in a tame way

And I have loved you wild

 

Sometimes there's a part of me

Has to turn from here and go

Running like a child from these warm stars

Down the Seven Bridges Road

 

There are stars in the Southern sky

And if ever you decide

You should go

There is a taste of time sweetened honey

Down the Seven Bridges Road

[RegisteredAndEducated]

Crossfade - Colors

 

Can you feel it crush you? Does it seem to bring the worst in you out?

There's no running away from these things that hold you down

Do they complicate you because they make you feel like this?

Of all the colors that you've shined this is surely not your best

 

But you should know these colors that you're shining are...

 

[Chorus x2:]

Surely not the best colors that you shine

 

I know you feel alone, yeah, and no one else can figure you out

But don't you ever turn away from the ones that help you down?

Well they'd love to save you. Don't you know they love to see you smile?

But these colors that you've shined are surely not your style

 

[Chorus x2]

 

I know you're feeling like you're lost

But you should know these colors that you're shinin are

I know you're feeling like you're lost,

You feel you've drifted way too far

Did you know these colors that you're shinin' are

 

[Chorus x2]

 

Surely not the best..

(I know you're feeling like you're lost)

Colors that you shine..

(but you should know these colors that you're shining are)

Surely not the best..

(I know you're feeling like you're lost you feel you`ve drifted way too far)

Did you know these colors that you're shinin' are..

 

 

 

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8sLlEZr9JE[/YOUTUBE]

[RegisteredAndEducated]

Silverchair - Tomorrow

 

 

Its twelve oclock, and its a wonderful day,

I know you hate me, but Ill ask anyway,

Wont you come with me, to a place in a little town,

The only way to get theres to go straight down,

Theres no bathroom, and there is no sink,

The water out of the tap is very, hard to drink,

Very hard to drink,

 

You, wait til tomorrow,

You, wait til tomorrow,

 

You say that money, isnt everything,

But Id like to see you live without it,

You think you can keep on going living like a king,

Oohh babe, but I strongly doubt it,

 

Very hard to drink,

Very hard to drink,

You gonna wait too, fat boy,

Fat boy, wait til tomorrow,

You gonna wait too, fat boy,

Fat boy, wait til tomorrow,

 

You, wait til tomorrow,

You, wait til tomorrow,

You gonna wait too, fat boy,

Fat boy, wait til tomorrow,

You gonna wait too, fat boy,

Fat boy, wait til tomorrow.

 

 

 

 

[YOUTUBE]

[/YOUTUBE]

[RoyalOrleans]

Silverchair - Tomorrow

 

Great fucking song, RandE. I'd rep you, but I gave it to you on the procrastination thread.

[RegisteredAndEducated]

Great fucking song, RandE. I'd rep you, but I gave it to you on the procrastination thread.

 

Dude! I love Silverchair! I got hooked on em in 97-98 with "Freak" but I've been a fan since! That dude can fucking sing!

[snafu]

The Guess Who Truckin’ off across the sky

 

 

Get on board

The Reaper wants to take you all for a ride

Get on board

The Reaper wants to take you all for a ride

His private train is leaving

To slip you to the other side

 

He’s got cocaine and morphine too

Lots of stuff to get you all high

Little pink pills in a brown bag

Truckin’ off across the sky

 

If you feel like a disaster when you wake up in the morning

Nothing but a God damn monkey wrench inside your head

Got some things to make you go faster, others make you go slower

Open your eyes, take a drop, take away the red

 

He’s got cocaine and morphine too

Lots of stuff to get you all high

Little pink pills in a brown bag

Truckin’ off across the sky

[snafu]

Dr Hook I got stoned and I missed it

 

 

I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste

Of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day

Then my friend yelled through the transom "Grab your coat and get your hat son

There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away"

 

But I laid around a bit

Then I had another hit

Then I rolled myself a bauma

Then I thought about my mama

Then I fooled around, played around

Jacked around a while and then

 

I got stoned and I missed it

I got stoned and I missed it

I got stoned and it rolled right by

I got stoned and I missed it

I got stoned and I missed it

I got stoned oh me oh my

 

Now it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin

With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit

Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy

When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit

 

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and it rolled right by

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned oh me oh my

 

Now I ain't makin' no excuses for the many things I uses

Just to sweeten my relationships and brighten up my day

But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover

And they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say

 

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and it rolled right by

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned and I missed it

I was stoned oh me oh my

 

 

 

[YOUTUBE]

[/YOUTUBE]

[Mack the Knife]

George Michael

Careless Whisper

 

Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend

To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind

there's no comfort in the truth

pain is all you'll find

 

Should've known better

 

I feel so unsure

as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor

as the music dies, something in your eyes

calls to mind the silver screen

and all its sad good-byes

 

I'm never gonna dance again

guilty feet have got no rhythm

though it's easy to pretend

I know you're not a fool

 

Should've known better than to cheat a friend

and waste the chance that I've been given

so I'm never gonna dance again

the way I danced with you

 

Time can never mend

the careless whispers of a good friend

to the heart and mind

ignorance is kind

there's no comfort in the truth

pain is all you'll find

 

I'm never gonna dance again

guilty feet have got no rhythm

though it's easy to pretend

I know you're not a fool

 

Should've known better than to cheat a friend

and waste this chance that I've been given

so I'm never gonna dance again

the way I danced with you

 

Never without your love

 

Tonight the music seems so loud

I wish that we could lose this crowd

Maybe it's better this way

We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say

 

We could have been so good together

We could have lived this dance forever

But no one's gonna dance with me

Please stay

 

And I'm never gonna dance again

guilty feet have got no rhythm

though it's easy to pretend

I know you're not a fool

 

Should've known better than to cheat a friend

and waste the chance that I've been given

so I'm never gonna dance again

the way I danced with you

 

(Now that you're gone) Now that you're gone

(Now that you're gone) What I did's so wrong

that you had to leave me alone

[snafu]

Green Day Give me Novacaine

 

 

Take away the sensation inside

Bitter sweet migraine in my head

Its like a throbbing tooth ache of the mind

I can't take this feeling anymore

 

Drain the pressure from the swelling,

The sensations overwhelming,

Give me a kiss goodnight and everything will be alright

Tell me that I won't feel a thing

So give me Novacaine

 

Out of body and out of mind

Kiss the demons out of my dreams

I get the funny feeling, that

[snafu]

Toby Keith High Maintenance Woman

 

I see her layin' by the poolside every day

She ain't got a lot on

She ain't got a lot to say

 

She wouldn't look my way

But buddy, what do you expect

I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex

 

And she'll go out dancin' 'bout seven-fifteen

Climb into the back of a long limosine

I know where she's goin'

She's goin' downtown

I'm goin' downtown too, and take a look around

 

She's my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

I ain't hooked it up yet

But I'm tyin' hard as I can

It's just a high maintenance woman

Don't want no maintenance man

 

I'm just sittin' 'round waitin' on a telephone call

After water pipe exploded in the living room wall

If your washer and dryer need a repair

You know the hadyman's waitin'

And he'll be right there

 

Twenty-four hours

Seven days a week

If it's gettin' clogged up ot maby startin' to leak

Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try

You know I got all the tools

And I can satisfy

 

She's my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

I ain't asked her out yet

'Cause I don't know if I can

You see a high maitenance woman

Don't want no maintenance man

 

She's my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

I ain't hooked it up yet

But I'm tryin' hard as I can

It's just a high maintenance woman

Don't want no maintenance mad

Ain't no maintenance woman

Gonna fall for a maintenance man

 

 

 

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEtT9djRDCU[/YOUTUBE]

[snafu]

Queen Somebody to Love

 

 

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Each morning I get up I die a little

Can barely stand on my feet

Take a look in the mirror and cry

Lord what you're doing to me

I have spent all my years in believing you

But I just can't get no relief, Lord!

Somebody, somebody

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

 

I work hard every day of my life

I work till I ache my bones

At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own -

I get down on my knees

And I start to pray

Till the tears run down from my eyes

Lord - somebody - somebody

Can anybody find me - somebody to love?

 

(He works hard)

 

Everyday - I try and I try and I try -

But everybody wants to put me down

They say I'm goin' crazy

They say I got a lot of water in my brain

Got no common sense

I got nobody left to believe

Yeah - yeah yeah yeah

 

Oh Lord

Somebody - somebody

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

 

Got no feel, I got no rhythm

I just keep losing my beat

I'm ok, I'm alright

Ain't gonna face no defeat

I just gotta get out of this prison cell

Someday I'm gonna be free, Lord!

 

Find me somebody to love

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

[RoyalOrleans]

Beastie Boys

 

Sabotage

 

I Can't Stand It I Know You Planned It

I'm Gonna Set It Straight, This Watergate

I Can't Stand Rocking When I'm In Here

Because Your Crystal Ball Ain't So Crystal Clear

So While You Sit Back and Wonder Why

I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side

Oh My, It's A Mirage

I'm Tellin' Y'all It's Sabotage

 

So Listen Up 'Cause You Can't Say Nothin'

You'll Shut Me Down With A Push Of Your Button?

But Yo I'm Out And I'm Gone

I'll Tell You Now I Keep It On And On

 

'Cause What You See You Might Not Get

And We Can Bet So Don't You Get Souped Yet

You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage

I'm Trying To Tell You Now It's Sabotage

 

Whyyy; Our Backs Are Now Against The Wall

Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage

Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage

Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage

Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage

 

I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It

But I'm Gonna Set It Straight This Watergate

But I Can't Stand Rockin' When I'm In This Place

Because I Feel Disgrace Because You're All In My Face

But Make No Mistakes And Switch Up My Channel

I'm Buddy Rich When I Fly Off The Handle

What Could It Be, It's A Mirage

You're Scheming On A Thing - That's Sabotage