snafu Posted May 26, 2007 Author Posted May 26, 2007 Toby Keith Courtesy of the Red White and Blue American Girls and American Guys We'll always stand up and salute We'll always recognize When we see Old Glory Flying There's a lot of men dead So we can sleep in peace at night When we lay down our head My daddy served in the army Where he lost his right eye But he flew a flag out in our yard Until the day that he died He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me To grow up and live happy In the land of the free. Now this nation that I love Has fallen under attack A mighty sucker punch came flyin' in From somewhere in the back Soon as we could see clearly Through our big black eye Man, we lit up your world Like the 4th of July Hey Uncle Sam Put your name at the top of his list And the Statue of Liberty Started shakin' her fist And the eagle will fly Man, it's gonna be hell When you hear Mother Freedom Start ringin' her bell And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue Justice will be served And the battle will rage This big dog will fight When you rattle his cage And you'll be sorry that you messed with The U.S. of A. 'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass It's the American way Hey Uncle Sam Put your name at the top of his list And the Statue of Liberty Started shakin' her fist And the eagle will fly Man, it's gonna be hell When you hear Mother Freedom Start ringin' her bell And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted May 26, 2007 Author Posted May 26, 2007 Sgt. Barry Sadler Ballad Of The Green Beret Fighting soldiers from the sky fearless men who jump and die men who mean just what they say the brave men of the Green Beret Silver wings upon their chest these are men Americas best one hundred men will test today but only three win the Green Beret trained to live off natures land trained in combat hand to hand men who fight by night and day courage take from the Green Beret (Choris) Silver wings upon their chest these are men Americas best one hundred men will test today but only three win the Green Beret Back at home a young wife waits her Green Beret has met his fate he has died for those oppressed leaving her this last request put silver wings on my sons chest make him one of Americas best he'll be a man they'll test one day have him win the Green Beret Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
RoyalOrleans Posted May 28, 2007 Posted May 28, 2007 Toby Keith is a Poser By: R. Orleans I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a pose I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser Toby Keith sucks balls!!! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted May 28, 2007 Author Posted May 28, 2007 Toby Keith is a Poser By: R. Orleans I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a pose I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser I hate Toby Keith He is such a poser Toby Keith sucks balls!!! I'm sorry but how's he a poser? For a country singer he rocks! And you hate Toby becuse he sucks balls? I think not. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
daddybear Posted May 28, 2007 Posted May 28, 2007 The Kennebunkport Hillbilly (sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies") lyrics by Anonymous and Dan Brady Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush. His IQ near zero and his head kept up his tush. He drank like a fish while he drove round an' bout. But it didn't matter none' cuz his daddy'd bail 'im out DUI, that is, criminal record, cover-up. Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale. He can't spell his name but they never let him fail. He spent all his time hangin' out with student folk. And that's when he larnt how to snort a line of coke. Blow, that is, white gold, nose candy. The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam. Kin folks say, "Georgie, stay at home with Mom." Let the common people get killed, maimed, and scarred. And we'll git ya'll a spot in the Texas Air Guard. Cushy, that is, country clubs, nose candy. Well Georgie e's a Texan so daddy buys him into oil But Georgie has no money sense and an' soon't went to spoil He then tried a baseball team with Houston as its host But it wasn't long after that he gave up the ghost Booze that is, nose candy, dumb as a platter Twenty years later George he gets a little bored. Trades in the booze and sez Jesus is his Lord. He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be." So he called up his daddy who bought him the GOP. Gun owners, that is, Falwell 'n Jesse Helms. Then come November 7, the elections runnin' late. Kin folks said "Jeb, give that boy your state!" "Betta stop them colored folks from gettin' to the polls." So they put up barricades an' they couldn't punch their holes. Chads, that is, Duval County, Miami-Dade. Before the votes 'r counted the Supreme Court weighed in. Told all the voters, "Hey, we want ol' George to win". "Stop counting all the votes!" was their invocation That's how little Georgie finally got his coronation. Rigged, that is, illegitimate, no moral authority. Y'all come back to vote now, hear? Quote
snafu Posted May 29, 2007 Author Posted May 29, 2007 Fleetwood Mac Second Hand News I know there's nothing to say Someone has taken my place When times go bad When times go rough Won't you lay me down in tall grass And let me do my stuff I know I got nothin' on you I know there's nothing to do When times go bad And you can't get enough Won't you lay me down in the tall grass And let me do my stuff One thing I think you should know I ain't gonna miss you when you go Been down so long I've been tossed around enough Couldn't you just Let me go down and do my stuff I know you're hopin' to find Someone who's gonna give you piece of mind When times go bad when times go rough Won't you lay me down in tall grass And let me do my stuff I'm just second hand news I'm just second hand news Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted May 30, 2007 Author Posted May 30, 2007 Nena 99 Luftballons Hast Du etwas Zeit fuer mich Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich Von 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich Von 99 Luftballons Und dass sowas von sowas kommt 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All Darum schickte ein General 'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher Alarm zu geben, wenn's so waer Dabei war'n da am Horizont Nur 99 Luftballons 99 Duesenflieger Jeder war ein grosser Krieger Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht Dabei schoss man am Horizont Auf 99 Luftballons 99 Kriegsminister Streichholz und Benzinkanister Hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute Witterten schon fette Beute Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht Mann, wer haette das gedacht Dass es einmal soweit kommt Wegen 99 Luftballons 99 Jahre Krieg Liessen keinen Platz fuer Sieger Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr Und auch keine Duesenflieger Heute zieh ich meine Runden Seh' die Welt in Truemmern liegen Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden Denk' an Dich und lass' ihn fliegen Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
atlantic Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Advantix There aint no bugs on me There aint no bugs on me There may be bugs on some of you mugs but there aint no bugs on me Quote Do the right thing!
atlantic Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 Call - Let the day begin Here's to the babies in a brand new world Here's to the beauty of the stars Here's to the travellers on the open road Here's to the dreamers in the bars Here's to the teachers in the crowded rooms Here's to the workers in the fields Here's to the preachers of the sacred words Here's to the drivers at the wheel Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above Now let the day begin Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above Now let the day begin, let the day begin Here's to the winners of the human race Here's to the losers in the game Here's to the soldiers of the bitter war Here's to the wall that bears their names Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above Now let the day begin Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above Let the day begin, let the day begin, let the day start Here's to the doctors and their healing work Here's to the loved ones in their care Here's to the strangers on the streets tonight Here's to the lonely everywhere Here's to the wisdom from the mouths of babes Here's to the lions in the cage Here's to the struggles of the silent war Here's to the closing of the age. Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above Now let the day begin Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above Let the day begin Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above Let the day begin Here's to you my little loves with blessings from above Now let the day begin, let the day begin, let the day start Quote Do the right thing!
RoyalOrleans Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Queensryche Silent Lucidity Hush now dont cry Wipe away the teardrop from your eye Youre lying safe in bed It was all a bad dream Spinning in your head Your mind tricked you to feel the pain Of someone close to you leaving the game of life So here it is, another chance Wide awake you face the day Your dream is over...or has it just begun? Theres a place I like to hide A doorway that I run to in the night Relax child, you were there But only didnt realize it and you were scared Its a place where you will learn To face your fears, retrace the tears And ride the whims of your mind Commanding in another world Suddenly, you hear and see This magic new dimension I-will be watching over you I-am gonna help you see it through I-will protect you in the night I-am smiling next to you...in silent lucidity If you open your mind for me You wont rely on open eyes to see The walls you built within Come tumblng down, and a new world will begin Living twice at once you learn You're safe froom pain in the dream domain A soul set free to fly A round trip journey in your head Master of illusion, can you realize Your dreams alive, you can be the guide but... Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted June 5, 2007 Author Posted June 5, 2007 Dr Hook Roland the Roadie and Gertrude the Groupie Now Roland the roadie was only a toadie who set up the lights and the mikes for the shows And Gertrude the groupie was a rock and roll fan, who stood by the stage door in the rains and the snows Roland the roadie met Gertrude the groupie at a rock concert back in Bayonne He tried to seduce, said he'd introduce her to all of the Beatles and Stones So Roland the roadie got Gertrude the groupie a seat in the balcony above And Gertrude the groupie felt grateful and groovy but Roland the roadie felt love And some folks loves ham hocks and some folks loves pork chops and some folks love vegetable soup But Roland the roadie loves Gertrude the groupie, but Gertrude the groupie loves groups She stood up and screamed as the amber spot gleamed on her heroes so skinny and tall With their eyelids so droopy, and Gertrude the groupie and she was in love with them all Roland the roadie told Gertrude the groupie to wait and he'd be her man But while he dreamed of a rose covered home she was out with the group in the van Hey Gertie, get out here, come on babe, come on out of there....I know you're in there... The whole trailer's moving baby....What about me....Gertie... Oh Gertie Now Roland the roadie is back on the road, his heart has been broken again And Gertrude the groupie waits out in the cold for the very next group to come in And some folks loves ham hocks and some folks loves pork chops and some folks loves vegetable soup And Roland the roadie loves Gertrude the groupie, but Gertrude the groupie loves groups ....groups.....groups.....groups...... Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted June 7, 2007 Author Posted June 7, 2007 Country Joe And The Fish Intro Spoken Give me an "F! ..."F"! give me a "U"! ..."U"! Give me a "C"! ..."C" Give me a "K"! ..."K"! WHATS THAT SPELL? ..."FUCK!" (x5) Well come on all of you big strong men, Uncle Sam needs your help again, he got himself in a terrible jam, way down yonder in Vietnam, put down your books and pick up a gun, we're gunna have a whole lotta fun. CHORUS and its 1,2,3 what are we fightin for? don't ask me i don't give a dam, the next stop is Vietnam, and its 5,6,7 open up the pearly gates. Well there aint no time to wonder why...WHOPEE we're all gunna die. now come on wall street don't be slow, why man this's war a-go-go, there's plenty good money to be made, supplyin' the army with the tools of the trade, just hope and pray that when they drop the bomb, they drop it on the Vietcong. CHORUS now come on generals lets move fast, your big chance is here at last. nite you go out and get those reds cuz the only good commie is one thats dead, you know that peace can only be won, when you blow em all to kingdom come. CHORUS (spoken)- listen people i dont know you expect to ever stop the war if you cant sing any better than that... theres about 300,000 of you fuc|ers out there.. i want you to start singing.. CHORUS now come on mothers throughout the land, pack your boys off to vietnam, come on fathers don't hesitate, send your sons off before its too late, be the first one on your block, to have your boy come home in a box CHORUS Alrite !!!!!!! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted June 8, 2007 Author Posted June 8, 2007 Ac Dc Who Made Who The video game says "Play me" Face it on a level but it takes you every time on a one on one Feeling running down your spine Nothing gonna save your one last dime cause it owns you Through and through The databank knows my number Says I gotta pay cause I made the grade last year Feel it when I turn the screw Kicks you round the world, there ain't a thing that it can't do Do to you CHORUS: Who made who, who made you? Who made who, ain't nobody told you? Who made who, who made you? If you made them and they made you Who picked up the bill, and who made who? (or who picked up theglue,...)(?) Who made who, who turned the screw? Satellites send me picture Get it in the eye, take it to the world (take it to the wire) Spinning like a dynamo Feel it going round and round Running out of chips, you got no line in an 8-bit town So don't look down, no CHORUS Ain't nobody told you, who made who? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted June 11, 2007 Author Posted June 11, 2007 Greenday Jesus Of Suburbia [Part 1] I'm the son of rage and love The Jesus of Suburbia From the bible of none of the above On a steady diet of soda pop and Ritalin No one ever died for my sins in hell As far as I can tell At least the ones I got away with And there's nothing wrong with me This is how I'm supposed to be In a land of make believe That don't believe in me Get my television fix sitting on my crucifix The living room or my private womb While the moms and brads are away To fall in love and fall in debt To alcohol and cigarettes and Mary Jane To keep me insane and doing someone else's cocaine And there's nothing wrong with me This is how I'm supposed to be In a land of make believe That don't believe in me [Part 2: City Of The Damned] At the center of the Earth In the parking lot Of the 7-11 where I was taught The motto was just a lie It says home is where your heart is But what a shame Cause everyone's heart Doesn't beat the same It's beating out of time City of the dead At the end of another lost highway Signs misleading to nowhere City of the damned Lost children with dirty faces today No one really seems to care I read the graffiti In the bathroom stall Like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall And so it seemed to confess It didn't say much But it only confirmed that The center of the earth Is the end of the world And I could really care less City of the dead At the end of another lost highway Signs misleading to nowhere City of the damned Lost children with dirty faces today No one really seems to careeeeee [Part 3: I don't care] I don't care if you don't I don't care if you don't I don't care if you don't care [x4] I don't careeeeeeeeee Everyone is so full of shit Born and raised by hypocrites Hearts recycled but never saved From the cradle to the grave We are the kids of war and peace From Anaheim to the middle east We are the stories and disciples Of the Jesus of suburbia Land of make believe That don't believe in me Land of make believe And I don't believe And I don't care! I don't care! [x4] [Part 4: Dearly beloved] Dearly beloved are you listening? I can't remember a word that you were saying Are we demented or am I disturbed? The space that's in between insane and insecure Oh therapy, can you please fill the void? Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed Nobody's perfect and I stand accused For lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse [Part 5: Tales of another broken home] To live and not to breathe Is to die In tragedy To run, to run away To find what you believe And I leave behind This hurricane of fucking lies I lost my faith to this This town that don't exist So I run I run away To the light of masochist And I leave behind This hurricane of fucking lies And I walked this line A million and one fucking times But not this time I don't feel any shame I won't apologize When there ain't nowhere you can go Running away from pain When you've been victimized Tales from another broken home You're leaving... You're leaving... You're leaving... Ah you're leaving home... Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
snafu Posted June 13, 2007 Author Posted June 13, 2007 Dedication to Skategreen Melanie Brand New Key I rode my bicycle past your window last night I roller skated to your door at daylight It almost seems like you're avoiding me I'm okay alone, but you got something I need Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try them out you see I been looking around awhile You got something for me Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far For somebody who don't drive I been all around the world Some people say, I done all right for a girl Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try them out you see I been looking around awhile You got something for me Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I asked your mother if you were at home She said, yes .. but you weren't alone Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try them out to see La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
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