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Wife rips husband's testicles with bare hands-http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4183089

 

 

Looks like his delusional, bi-polar wife will be spending some time in jail for preforming a scotemectemy without a license.

 

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I'm not having a tantrum...I'm not...I'm not...I'm not...I'm going to sue your ass...whawwwwwwww.

 

Iran's useless government will disarm or be destroyed. As a matter of personal preference; I prefer the latter.

 

FUCK IRAN, FUCK TERRORISTS, AND FUCK ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORT THEM!!!

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Most men gringe? Fuck yeah! She must of been one of those burly kind of women with big ass finger nails. Oochh!

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Now, I'm not blaming the victim here, but every dic I've every touched seemed like it was firmly attached to where it was supposed to be. Wouldn't a guy if a girl was ripping on it too hard, I don't know, push her away? There's liking it rough, then there's this.

 

And have I been mistaken or, are guys dic just a tug away from coming off the body? Do I need to be more careful?

The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.

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Now, I'm not blaming the victim here, but every dic I've every touched seemed like it was firmly attached to where it was supposed to be. Wouldn't a guy if a girl was ripping on it too hard, I don't know, push her away? There's liking it rough, then there's this.

 

And have I been mistaken or, are guys dic just a tug away from coming off the body? Do I need to be more careful?

 

That was my thought too. What was he doing when she was pulling his package off? first tug and I'm outa there!

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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That's just plain nuts.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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Now, I'm not blaming the victim here, but every dic I've every touched seemed like it was firmly attached to where it was supposed to be. Wouldn't a guy if a girl was ripping on it too hard, I don't know, push her away? There's liking it rough, then there's this.

 

And have I been mistaken or, are guys dic just a tug away from coming off the body? Do I need to be more careful?

 

HIS BALLS!!! Not dick, his BALLS!!!

 

So, no, you shouldn't be more careful. Instead, you should tug harder and faster so that someone doesn't commit a justifiable homicide.

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