Hamza123 Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 Lefty or Righty... I am Right-Handed. Maybe we should have a polll... I have heard a statistic somewhere where on average, right handed people live longer... Not sure if it's true. Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
snafu Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 I'm a right winger.. I'm a right hander.. and I'm always right! And I think right handers have bigger balls too. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
jokersarewild Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 But do they have bigger "right" balls, too? Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
angie Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 Well-I can use both hands for anything. Except writing-only write with my right hand. Then again, in theory I can write with my left. It'll just be illegible to 75% of the population. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
manicmonday Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 I use both like Angie. I write with my left, but it's usually so ackward with other people and bumping into them that I'm out of practice. My left leg is stronger than my right also since in high school I had to wear a leg cast for 3 months. Blech. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities.
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 I hate jacking off with my left hand... It feels like cheating! Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
snafu Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 I hate jacking off with my left hand... It feels like cheating! Yeah but how do you work the mouse if your right hand is busy? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
angie Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 I use both like Angie. I write with my left, but it's usually so ackward with other people and bumping into them that I'm out of practice. My left leg is stronger than my right also since in high school I had to wear a leg cast for 3 months. Blech. My left leg was always stronger and more flexible until I had knee surgery. Now I favor my right leg-but what do I do when I have the right knee fixed? I guess they'll both suck Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To
Hamza123 Posted May 23, 2006 Author Posted May 23, 2006 I hate jacking off with my left hand... It feels like cheating! Lol, that was funny, I'd rep you on that. Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
builder Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 Lol, that was funny, I'd rep you on that. http://Off Topic Forum.com/data/500/handjob.gif Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Hamza123 Posted May 23, 2006 Author Posted May 23, 2006 http://Off Topic Forum.com/data/500/handjob.gif Lol well, masterbation is like procrasination, you're only screwing yourself. Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
Lethalfind Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 I hate jacking off with my left hand... It feels like cheating! I hear that if you lay on your normal jack off hand until it goes to sleep, it feels like someone else is jerking you off... Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Hamza123 Posted May 23, 2006 Author Posted May 23, 2006 I hear that if you lay on your normal jack off hand until it goes to sleep, it feels like someone else is jerking you off... Well, if you have no feeling in the hand you lay on since the circulation is gone, you wont feel your meat with your hand when your beating it... Seems true. Quote Taking it up the poopchute from Allah since 1990.
cynthiaa89 Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 I'm right handed...but I drive and stuff with my left hand for some reason. Quote "Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."
ToriAllen Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 I hear that if you lay on your normal jack off hand until it goes to sleep, it feels like someone else is jerking you off... Hey, that was in Gone in 60 Seconds. Good movie. I am also ambidextrous, meaning I can use either hand. I use my right hand for the most part, but most things are made for right-handers. I have two right handed kids and one left handed kid. Did you know in most left handed people the hemispheres of the brain are switched? The language centers of left handed people are usually in the right hemisphere instead of the left. Hence the saying, Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
phreakwars Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 I'm right handed, can't do too much of anything with my left, I have nerve damage in my upper spine from working out at the gym a few years back that has weakened the left side. 3 years and tons of physical therapy later I can lift maybe 10 lbs on my left.. I want to get the surgery to fix the problem, but I'm not too keen on the idea of someone fucking with my spine. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
ToriAllen Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 Are you saying that you ambidextrously masturbate? Kind of like watching a DJ switching back and forth between turn tables, faster and faster and faster, rubbing and rubbing and rubbing Ooooooooooooo both hands glistening with the sweat and juice, forearm mussels bulging, index finger twitching, head arched back, hair wet, back flexed, legs spread wide OoooooOooOooooo toes clenched, thighs glistening Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; Wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
RoyalOrleans Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 I am a Righty, but I call her Lucy. "Lucy! Shut up and do as you're told!" Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
jokersarewild Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 I guess women have more pleasure spots than men. I just wish I had more hands... There's me, Snafu, RO, NazzNegg That's an extra 8 hands...and there's your husband...10. So you could have 12 hands all together on that lovely body of yours...on that part just below the waist... Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad!
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