RoyalOrleans

You're so fukking literal

You have exceeded the number allowed and I can't post a reply until you clear.

Clear your Pm's RO.

Suuuure. BTW you can have the midgets.

uh huh....your stalking skills are worse than mine

I guess there is a good market for midget ****.

I find it slightly insulting that you are so interested in the **** midgets and not so much interested in my vinyl suit.

the chains are long enough to allow them to do...that.

Well...they run away if I don't chain them up.

I'm not much into midgets..they just clean my house.

...and I'm the kinky one.

....uhhh...nope....move the binoculars to the next house over.

According to Stalking 101 Text. "If the stalker becomes the stalkee...ABORT!" Fear and disgust are supposed to be the major criteria...I've failed dismally. Let's see how good you are.

Hey...I was still working on that...and it posted without my say so. Meh...whatever....

Okay...let's see:

1)I've dedicated a nice stalker song to him in the lyrics post
I broke into his house and tried on his clothes and *********ed on his couch.
I took pictures with my telephoto lense from behind the burning barrel in his yard.
With the pictures I took,along with the hair and blood samples, I made a doll that I cry on and sleep with every night.
I watch him at work...well....I watch him all the time....
I have identified myself as HIS stalker and no one elses (except for Chi...we have a long term lesbian...errr...it's an arrangement of sorts).

I think the bottom line is that he is just much sicker than I am.

I tried stalking him....but I was an embarrassment to stalkers everywhere. He wasn't the least bit scared and he often left his door open for me.

And Emkay, I thought you were my stalker??! I'm hurt....

So how are you half Hispanic? Do you know Spanish?

My name is Leanna~Stalker of RO, I do not seek the grail but I do seek "the old office chair" or keys to your front door, and my favorite color is blue. I must be stalking badly. You are supposed to be afraid and seeking a restraining order.

I'll be coming next week to save you. In the mean time you need to focus on what really matters....like answering my phone calls ****** ******! Now look what you made me do! I can't wait to be together~Emkay