RoyalOrleans

I've stopped being a sexist pig, because bitches hate that sh!t.

Just can't let this go. It's funny, really, that the Democrats are so scared. They're shell-shocked. How DARE these people show up to protest the Democrat's biggest power grab since FDR? The ungrateful scumbags! The looters know they have to come up with a story, and the best they can do is to demonize the protestors. They insist on pinning any opposition to healthcare reform as a "mob." They want to convince the American public that the only people who are opposing their plans for reform are those infamous "right-wing extremists!" (Weren't they supposed to insert "bigoted" and "mean-spirited" in there somewhere? Remember those people? Those are the people whom Janet Napolitano warned us about many months ago. The commercial says, "Desperate Republicans and their well-funded allies are organizing angry mobs just like they did during the election. Their goal? Destroy President Obama and stop the change Americans voted for overwhelmingly in November." I wonder when they're going to get around to calling the opponents "terrorists." So are the Democrats right? Is it only these fringe Republican "mobs" that oppose their healthcare reform. It is safe to say that the answer is no. The Quinnipiac University Polling Institute released some figures yesterday showing that support for healthcare reform among independent voters is down. We aren't talking "right-wing extremists." We are talking about moderate, independent voters who arguably gave Barack Obama the edge in the election. The Quinnipiac poll found that: Independent voters, perhaps the key voting group, are more worried about the deficit rising than congressional inaction, 54 - 37 percent. These voters say 59 - 36 percent that overhaul should not occur if it would "significantly" increase the deficit. Independents oppose 63 - 33 percent passing a bill with only Democratic votes. Independent voters also don't think Obama can keep his promise to avoid increasing the deficit and pass health care by an overwhelming 77 - 17 percent.

I admire his restraint.

Ali, you'd be surprised what a man would put up with to make a woman understand that he loves her.

Give it some time. Over time, some sh!t is best passed through alone.

My type is: FUBAR.

I love it when I tell you to "smile like a doughnut" and then your eyes roll back. You make me feel like somebody special.

The Outback? That's the Taco Bell of steakhouses.

Highway robbery!

Top auto makers launch their own private version of the cash-for-clunkers plans. Let's see if that works out any better than the government's attempt.

Just a quick addition... I am a huge football and baseball fan! I love my Atlanta Braves and the minor league Gwinnett Braves (Whose stadium is ten and a quarter miles from my house.). I also keep up with many other teams and players, due to my involvement in an fifteen year old fantasy baseball league. My house is also right down the street from the Atlanta Falcons training camp. The University of Georgia is right down the road, too. And my blood is boiling for some fukken football!!! (PS: To Wez and Ali --- Vikes suck!)

Ohhhh....... I paid, because that is what a MAN should do!

Alright then. For the record and the president of my fan club: My name is Roxo, the Rock and Roll Clown and I do cocaine!!! Kidding. My name is Mud and not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis. Alright... my name is Neal Rich. In actuality, I am pretty much a pussy cat. Most of the time, I am easy going and even keeled. I do have a quick and sudden temper, but as swift as the onset the swifter it subsides. Such as driving, for instance, Ali can tell you that I suddenly turn into a barking drill instructor cutting down other drivers. I think I am pretty well informed and at full fukken awares of what is going on in this world. I mean, I can't tell you a damned thing about American Idol or what was discussed on TMZ last night, but I can tell you what I think about the Kegger at the White House or Obamacare. Yet, you will have to ask me my opinion. I won't freely give it. Unlike RO, Neal would rather keep his mouth shut to avoid arguments. I spent some years in the Marine Corp and still feel like I am a Marine, but it doesn't rule my life. Nor do I dwell on the past in some fukken forlorn hope to relive it to do things different. Sh!t happened... I moved on. I am patriotic. I love my country. I march every single Memorial Day, Independence Day, and Veteran's Day with the American Legion and the Vets at the BPOE (Benevolent Protectors of Elk --- not a PeTA group! A lodge--- like the Freemasons). I would willingly re-enlist and go fight overseas, but I am thirty and nine years now AND I have pins in my knees and weak eyes. Like Bender, I am a writer. I have yet to have anything published, but I do have a portable harddrive filled with poetry, laments, dirges, and stories. I am a closet nerd and am thoroughly fascinated with high fantasy literature and swords-n-sorcery novella. Most of my work has been heavily influenced by Welsh, Norse, and Germanic mythology. I am my own worst critic, so it is doubtful I will ever allow my works to be published. Perhaps my heirs will have them published posthumously! I have a large extended family. My house is within five miles of both my sisters, my old man and mother, and a host of cousins and other relatives. On top of that, I have a lot of close friends nearby and many in neighboring towns. Due to this, my evenings and weekends are usually busy with them. And contrary to popular opinion, RO is a dog, but Neal doesn't date all that much. I am from humble beginnings, being the middle child of five (An older brother and sister and younger fraternals: a sister and brother.). My father worked his ass off his entire life, my mother kept the house in order. From this, I inherited my father's work ethics and have carried them into every aspect of my life. I work --- hard, very hard --- and I wouldn't have it any other way. I am not cut out for desk jockeying! On top of that, my house is immaculate and my yard should be on the cover of Home and Garden. I have worn many hats in my day, job-wise that is, I have been a farm hand, a lawnman, a grocery bagger, a cashier, a herder, a delivery man, a door and window installer, a bricklayer, a roofer, a soldier, among other, but right now I am a body and fender man and own my business. My brother, Johnny, handles all of my books and finances so that I can stay out of the office and run my crew. I love music. I am particularly fond of old jam bands, like the Allman Brothers, and I love the Blues. Jazz is a close third. For this I subscribe to Sirius, because the local stations play nothing but Top 40, country, hippity-hop, and Christian Rock. I play the guitar and piano, but check this out--- in high school I marched in the band and played the trumpet! I still laugh about my feathered cavalier cap! I'm a beer snob! I like the microbreweries and the craft beers. Admittedly some of it tastes like bitter wood, while others are surprisingly good. When I buy cheap beer, it's either Miller Light or Miller High Life. What else? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................

(gasp!) Dean Koontz!!!

I, also, have an abnormally large and bulbous penis.

I'm just glad that no previous administration ever tried to launch a "spy on your neighbors" program, perhaps marketing it under the guise of "national security." And then again, the Democrats bitch and moan for 8 years about wiretaps but then as soon as this gets out there it's "alarmist bullsh!t". Don't like it when 'their boy' takes the same heat! Pathetic!

Ooooooooo..... TJ has pussies for hands! That explains the keying errors and all.

In my best Bill Clinton voice: "Is it true that your cigar-holes are sideways?"

Not to mention the guys in the "junkyard business" or the "spare parts business". Salvage dealers: sock away money NOW!

A funny thing happened on the way to saving the world's poor from the ravages of global warming. Global Warming and the Poor: Why India and China don’t care much about climate change.

Some would call it baiting while others would call it a gross fixation with multiplying your post count.

If Hillary hated her husband before, she truly hates him now! And let us not soon forget that these two journalists stuck their noses in the dragon's den, so to speak, and got burned. This also proves that Kim Jong-Ill is a bully with a Napoleon complex.

Ohhh... like you post anything short of stagnant air.

I rest my case.

... can't shut up. Every fukken bully I have ever fukken known can't shut up! They just talk and talk and talk and talk without making much sense. Just a bunch of ill-conceived rants littered with trigger words and accusatory language without references.