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The "errrrrrrrrrrrs" have it!

Exactly! I own three quilts. Dipsh!t.

Now I'm totally fukken confused.

Where the fukk is my motivation to be an achiever in this society? Why should I try to become "better off" financially if all I have to do is stumble my way through a meager existence. Ohhhhhhh... feed me Uncle Obama! Tie me hand to foot, but feed me!

What were we talking about?

Ooooo that's rich. "There are lies, damned lies, and there are statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

When it comes to getting the Democrat’s political agenda passed, things like the Stimulous II plan, saving the banks, overhauling the Big 3 Auto companies, Obamacare, or “Cap and Tax”, all serve to keep the public in a constant state of concern, alarm and in some Liberal corridors, outright panic. H.L. Mencken, noted American journalist and satirist in the mid 20th century summed it up best with this great line. "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." Obama, Pelosi. Reid et. al., have honed this strategy to very great effect. The key question is will the public wake up and realize most of these so called “crises” are just made up “excuses” for the pols in government to exert ever more control over us. The now widespread liberal notion of man-made CO2 causing this so called “Global Warming”, and which now requires a dubious global “cap and tax” solution, has got to be the biggest and phoniest “bogey-man” ever concocted. Fortunately for the Democrats they can take heart in the lessons of one of the greatest propagandists that has ever existed, one Joseph Goebbels who during the fascist Hitler era once remarked, “The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over”. Does Obama’s current incessant mantra about the need to pass “Obamacare”, “NOW”, come to mind here even though the plan doesn’t take effect until 2013, AFTER the next election? That line is bested by Goebbels’ most well know homily, “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”

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Grass on turf... PLAY BALL!

All the while, gritting her teeth and thinking "As long as I am traveling all over the globe, know this; that -eared mulatto is safe from the whiles of Hillary Rodham Clinton.".

DAMMIT! IWS got to it before me... Didn't even realize... fukken Tylenol PM and beer tails.

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Sorry... I was messed up on Tylenol PM and a couple Sam Adams' Summer Ale.

You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.

The GOP party? The Grand Old Party party? Are they new? Ohhh... I fukken concur. The Democrats are doing a fan-fukken-tastic job of spreading the fear and paranoia on their fukken own. Obama hits 'fear-mongering' on health care changes Commissar Obama is using scare tactics to convince people that those who nay-say his "angle" are fearmongers.

White House economic advisor Larry Summers has made a very convincing argument that the economic crisis is over. Are you ready for this? He says that the number of people searching the term "economic depression" on Google is back to normal levels. Ohhh yeah... a warm and fuzzy all over me.

How hard is this to understand? Barack Obama and the Democrats don't care about your health. They don't care about your access to health insurance. All they care about is expanding the size of government making sure that you are dependent on it. Take this short, seemingly innocuous article from the Associate Press. The White House is asking Congress to give the executive branch more power to limit Medicare's rising costs. A White House letter to top lawmakers on Friday said the move would be "a critical step forward" in controlling health care costs and providing better care. This type of language should scare you, folks ... "give the executive branch more power" or the government "controlling healthcare costs." I want to know where in the Constitution these powers and duties are written.

Then why include it in the bill? Hello Kettle.

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God is a woman.

Well... let's just say I know a guy who knows this other guy who has a cousin in Oregon that received stimulus money to open an emu farm. This guy happens to be Caribbean, too, with a red beard. He got him some stimulus money for being the sole Irish Caribbean emu farmer in the States. Look... as much as it is all hearsay (heresy???) and bullsh!t, the fact that Obama is on the record as saying that there wouldn't be any pork in the INCREDIBLE GOATFUKK SPENDULOUS SWINDLE OF 2009, there was enough pork roasting in a pit to feed every fukken luau on Maui to Damned-if-I-know.

Well, let's call it slightly promising. It seems that with every day that passes more and more people start to express doubts over the Democrat's plan for a nationalization of our health care system. Now some of the nation's governors are weighing in with their concerns over the possibility of increased Medicaid costs. Is it possible that the people of this country are going to catch on? A huge portion of American citizens - perhaps a majority - care about only one thing; shedding yet another personal responsibility. They don't care who runs our health care system as long as they don't have to take personal responsibility for their own health needs. Just look around you at the ever-increasing proportion of lardasses in our society. These people don't care enough about their own health to push back from the table or to drive by a fast food joint without turning in. Do you think they have one desire in the world to take responsibility for their own health needs? If someone else wants to do it, that's just fine with them ... especially if the evil rich can be forced to foot the bill. That just leaves these gargantuan hulks more money for Whoppers and Quarter Pounders. Perhaps, though, the people who will end up paying the bills - the achievers - are starting to take note of the terrible costs to be paid for what will surely be a sub-standard health care system. Who knows? Maybe the slovenly caucus will actually start wondering just how they're going to like it when the government tells them they can't have a particular medical procedure because they're too old ... or too fat. No Private Sector Options on the table There has never, in the history of civilization, been an economic system devised by man that did a better and more efficient job of delivering need and desired goods to the population than our system of free enterprise. How many of you think that you would have those iPhones in your pockets if the government was still closely regulating the phone companies? Yet the Democrats' plans for health care completely ignore the private sector. It's all government. There are some very easy private sector options that could be tried before the government takes the whole ball of wax over ... and if you want just a few easy examples, here you go: Allow insurance companies to tailor health care policies to the specific needs of the customers. I, for instance, do not need maternity protection or coverage for alcohol rehab. - Allow consumers to purchase health insurance companies across state lines. - Widen the availability of medical savings accounts. - Allow consumers to deduct the cost of insurance from their taxable income. - Allow doctors, nurses and medical suppliers to take a credit against any income taxes due for the market value of services provided free to those living at or below the poverty level. There .. that took about 30 seconds. All viable private-sector options, yet none are on the table for the Democrats in Washington. This isn't about improving our health care. This is all about taking OVER your health care and making you that much more dependent on government. Come on, folks. You NEED to wake up here.

This is how your federal government believes we are going to get this economy back on track. It wants to spend stimulus money on preventing homelessness. Yes, seriously. That would be another $1.5 billion of your tax dollars to be distributed to communities around the country for the purpose of preventing homelessness. Here are some examples of projects that are being funded. You take a look and tell me if you think these are the people that you are going to be looking for when you need your next pay check. ?Fresno, California will be given $1 million to dismantle tent cities and move resident's into privately owned apartments. ?A nonprofit in eastern Idaho hopes to apply its stimulus funds toward one-time payments for rent or mortgages to those on the verge of losing their homes. ?Stockton, California plans to buy foreclosed houses and renovate them as affordable housing. ?Franklin County, Pa., will use stimulus money to help families with back rent and utilities, moving costs, short-term storage and credit repair. ?In Reading, Pa., a coalition for the homeless plans to provide short-term rent aid and landlord-tenant mediation to prevent evictions. Now ... do you have any questions as to why this wonderful Obama generated stimulus program isn't working? How in the world does tearing down a tent city stimulate our economy? You're starting to get a clue as to why Barack's approval rating is heading steadily down, aren't you?

What did Michael Jackson and Ed McMahon get for Christmas? Patrick Swayze