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Madoff will die in prison, but not before he is considered for the Obama Cabinet. Kidding... Well... sort of. Madoff would fit right in that rogue's gallery.

How would America's biggest oil companies react to this cap-and-trade legislation? Most people would say "who cares?" because they are big, bad, evil corporations. But you should care, because the big, bad, evil corporations also provide Americans with jobs and energy. So how will these companies react? According to Bloomberg News, they will be closing plants, cutting capital spending and increasing imports. You see, fuel importers will only need to purchase permits for the fuel that is to be burned by cars, trucks, etc. Domestic oil companies, on the other hand, would also have to buy allowances for any CO2 produced by their plants. Clearly that would make domestic companies less competitive and create an imbalance in the market. Yeah .. .haven't thought of that one, have you? The CEO of ConocoPhillips, Jim Mulva, says, "It will lead to the opportunity for foreign sources to bring in transportation fuels at a lower cost, which will have an adverse impact to our industry, potential shutdown of refineries and investment and, ultimately, employment." It is estimated that one out of every six US refineries would close by 2020 because the cost of carbon allowances would simply erase profits, according to the American Petroleum Institute. For the consumer, carbon permits would add 77 cents to the price of a gallon of gasoline. Slowly, people have started to realize that Obama has mastered the art of increasing taxes on businesses, which ultimately pass on those increases in the form of price hikes for consumers.

I heard he was playing parcheesi with Jesus in Topeka, KS.

Ask your local congressman.

Not hard to figure out. He stole the retirement dreams of thousands. He should spend the rest of his miserable life in jail. 'Nuff said.

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghz4_kikLkE]YouTube - America, The Beautiful : Ray Charles '91[/ame]

Very rarely do I disagree with IWS, but this time I agree wholeheartedly with 'joke.

Contrary to popular opinion, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are mortal enemies. In the coming months, years; we will see Sharpton and Jackson vying for the spotlight until Michael Jackson's estate is settled and properly distibuted. Both are race pimps, however they are both in competition for the same "I'm the leader of all blacks now" title.

That's not out of the realm of possibilities, Hugo.

What about Julie Newmar? She played the original Catwoman in that campy 1960's Batman television show... [attach=full]2348[/attach] . It sucks to be Batman! Nice view, Julie! What about Yvonne Craig? She played Batgirl/Barbara Gordon in the 60's Batman television show... [attach=full]2349[/attach] And Marla, Orion's slavegirl in the original Star Trek television series... [attach=full]2350[/attach]

Snort what? Are you back on that junk again?

You're more of a Danny Bonaduce and "Luke Duke" fan now?

Let's see... five total. One for his career and four for his actual passing.

Ohh.... child. Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. spoke for a little over 8 minutes during that march on Washington in August of 1963. Al Sharpton was about 9 years old then, and the combined effect of every word that Sharpton has uttered from that date can't add up to King's eight minutes.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9p6t7O5YFc&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Al Sharpton: Michael jackson Was a Trailblazer[/ame] The Race Pimp Al Sharpton knows every black celebrity.

The flock will bleat only after they realize that they have been fukken fleeced. At which point, it's too late.

The game here is to get the law passed. Get the people under the government's thumb when it comes to health care. Then suddenly Washington won't be interested in how much it costs. They have what they want. YOU, by the short hairs.

That lying bastard Al Sharpton had to get his fat puss in the MJ news last night .. and, of course, he inserted race into Michael Jackson's death.

Maybe Amway?

If she could, Farrah Fawcett would tell you that you don't want to die on the same day as Michael Jackson. Talk about being gobbled up in the news cycle. Now here's something someone needs to day .. and I'm just the guy to do it. Farrah Fawcett wasn't ever charged with child molestation. We know what Michael Jackson was .. and talent is no excuse. Now ... rake me over the coals for that one.

I'm surprised he outlived Abe Vigoda. My deathpool is all skewed and screwed.

I'll echo 'joke's statement about Linda Carter... MEEE and OWWWW!

I do a lot of work with single mothers through my Help-A-MILF foundation and I am shocked by the number of girls who don't put out.

If Mark Sanford had cheated on his taxes instead of his wife, he would have been a cabinet member by now.