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You'd take one for the team?

Peter Boyle was the heart and soul of that damn show.

I'd like to make babies on Jody Miller's face.

Ditto. We didn't scratch, fight, push, or scramble our way to the top of the food chain to eat tofu.

(In my Scottish soccer hooligan accent) "An' dontcha fuhgettit, ya dizzy yank."

For decades the Democrats have been playing the "If you vote for the Republicans they'll make you _______! (Just fill in the blank.) Since 1952 the mantra was "If you vote for Republicans they'll take away your Social Security." Just think how powerful the message will be when the Democrats say "If you vote for Republicans they'll make you pay for your own retirement."

That's usually how I hunt polar bear.

If PrezBo came down from his perch up on high to ask me to kill one human being of my own choosing, I would definitely choose Perez Hilton. [attach=full]2319[/attach]

One can't help but to feel suspect of your little meanderings since you have not, as of yet, posted in any other thread. Instead, you hide within the confines of your own little threads. Why? I can take a stab at it... You bring nothing to the table, unless its within a thread created by you. Where you feel safe? So that the big bullies, yard dogs, and regulars can't call you out on other things that you do not fully grasp.

Stupid wetback! Get back to your goat-roast!

Killing a deer with a camera seems a bit more cruel than a clean single shot from a rifle. I mean, the camera doesn't "shoot" anything... it captures an image. You'd have to bludgeon the deer to the death with a camera.

So you'd be upset to know that I eat live puppies. I call them hot pups. How can one be brainless and a smartass? If my ass is smart, then I would believe that there is a brain in it. An ass can not think on its own. You can lead an ass to water, but you can't make it think.

Your little article there made me hungry, so I found this... The Complete Domestic Rabbit Cook Book contains 1001 ways to cook rabbit.

Mothers should be appreciated everyday not just on a Hallmark fukken holiday.

He should be rewarded for his restraint.

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2I6qRYJfYg&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Sean Hannity Offers To Be Waterboarded For Charity - 04/23/09[/ame] Ok... here's the video. He did not give a time, nor a date, and it was said almost laughingly with Charles Grodin. He is a whiner and blockhead and a douche, but I've never heard him tell a lie.

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The USPS is a racket. I used to work for UPS and am damn glad to be out there! Fukken unions... again glad to be out of there. Hate them. FedEx is one of THE best ways to send a letter and I do it with ever increasing frequency.

MSNBC has been on for 10 years and the ratings are still miserable. Perhaps NBC will finally pull the plug on the whole operation and put on another shopping channel or something. And then Keith Olbermann could go back to doing sports, something he was actually good at.

Stay classy, Bendy!

Alright. Let me get this straight (nyuk nyuk), you have a queer friend called "Peaches"? If I were a butt-pirate, I think I'd be into the rugged type. Not a queer with the name "Peaches". Geez...

I have no problems with fags, I mean fruits. They like to be called "fruits"? Right? Whatever they want to be called, rest assured men engaged in a homosexual marriage are certifiably queer. And fear of queers is a dumbfounded argument, a tired excuse, and an obvious charade masking latent queer notions. What would a gang of queers do to you? Break in your house, redecorate, and flatter your wife to death? Fukk. I hate the religious zealots too narrow-minded to accept what two queers do to each other, behind closed doors, is not of their concern. The religious right puts too much emphasis, effort, time, and money into anti-Gay/alternative culture bullsh!t. That same time and money could be spent on more beneficial things with adamant rewards. If it were to piss off a theocracy, I'd let a queer in my house. They'd have to use the bathroom outside though. What? I don't want to catch queer.

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." "Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?" "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really." "What about that eye patch?" "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them sh!t in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird sh!t." "It was my first day with the hook."