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TJ and I- I'd kick TJ's buttocks. His super ninja skills are nothing compared to the front grill of my GMC. It's got a fake front too.
Ali & I- She too has the GMC power, so it would come down to the locale. In ND, she'd win cause I'd be a Popsicle. In AZ, I'd win because she'd melt. Wait, who am I kidding? She'd say "Regina" and I'd fall down laughing and then receive the butt whopping of the century.
Hack & I- Hack would win. He's got the hockey experience, and mine is all NASCAR. Hockey has better fights. period.
RO & I- RO could give me a tongue lashing that would make me wet myself and crawl into a ball and cry for his mommy. I'll just forfeit now and keep my shorts in the somewhat clean state they are already in.
Brotherman & I- as long as I don't let him get a look at my ass, I should be ok. Is it a cheap shot to hit him in the nuts? Cause I'm all for the cheap shots.
Wez & I- Like usual, I'd get bored and quit. Of course, since he has taken to encouraging people to off themselves, this would be a direction that i am not used to taking in our fights, so who knows. although, if anyone else kicks my butt, it's be nice to be sent to Wez's hospital so he could take care of me. I'd crap my pants daily if I knew he'd have to clean me.
I already addressed Chi and I, but we all know she's a gangster at heart, so she's probably packing heat. or an Obama '12 sticker. Either could be deadly.
IWS & I- Now IWS is a cop, but come on, he's in the midwest. Short of arresting people for feeling up their toothless sisters, what kind of real action does he get to see? I think I can take him. (Maybe I'll borrow an Obama sticker from Chi, just in case.)
Merc & I- Merc wins. and I bet she'd take some amazing pics of my beat down and bloodied body.
Hugo & I- Hugo would win and either make me wear a sheep costume or tie me up and make me listen to HappyBee all night. Either way, I'm screwed.
Emkay & I- It might be a challenge, but she'd throw paint in my eye and take my knees out. I'd wake up the next morning with a hump of my own, but it'd have a lovely mural painted on it.
Snaf is a postman. I ain't messing with that.
Kethria & I- This would be too easy. I'd get caught staring and unable to move. I'd give Omar a hi five me and then he'd kick me in the nuts.
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