It makes the story of Adam and Eve make perfect sense. The original event, was the fruit, so to speak, that Eve ate and convinced Adam to eat as well. The fruit, was acceptance of the event.
The best way... We stop being hypocrites and ask G.W., Rummy, and Cheney to sacrifice themselves for the good of the country.. We say we're sorry, elect some honest people, and hand them over as war criminals to stand trial. Watch our popularity zoooooooooomm.
They great news guys/gals... it doesn't matter what people say, whatever the cause of our existence, Muslim, Christian, Atheist, Satanist... we all came from the same source. An undeniable, 100% fact.
Here's some enlightment for you Wumbat.... Whatever the cause of human life, it is the same cause for every human that will ever have existed. What we think, say or do cannot change it. Right Teach?