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The birth of humanity began in Africa, and spread eastwards. Negroid land colonisation came first. Polynesians colonised the Pacific basin, and they were the first to master the oceans, and realise that the earth is round. South American Indians, specifically the Mayans, mastered the known...

Should have known you'd be a Leo. One year off the big five-o. Kinda scary, really. ;) Have a good one mate.

How many of you Americans are suffering with this heat wave? I'm getting all sorts of dramatic scenes on my CNN link in the land of OZ. Power outages, peeps dying in their sleep. Is it really that hot?

How did you get where you are now? Did you work towards a goal? Did you plan your success? Did you overcome obstacles to get where you are? Or were you born in the middle of the food chain, destined for a life of sustained mediocrity, with your game plan decided for you by your peers and...

Do you see any similies here? :rolleyes: THE SQUIRREL & THE GRASSHOPPER REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Squirrel is a fool, and...

I think most regular web users would have received emails from people claiming to want to put massive amounts of money into your bank account. I usually bin them, but this site tells you how to play these gimps like a fine fiddle. Some handy tips for frustrating these thieves, and having a bit...

Both of these prems have been shooting off their mouths of late. JAW is just a bored virginal teen, with nothing but time on his hands (and spermatozoa). :eek: The kid is squarely and fairly too big for his boots, ATM. But Scout surprised me this week. Ranting on about **** like it's make or...

Wezley seems like such a nice kid. Whaddya reckon we make her head mod for a week, and see if she can't sort this place out for us? Huh? :D Cast your votes. I think it's the only way to get a fair and just appraisal of the young Wez chick. BTW, the second and third options on the poll count...

Do you drink the nectar of the gods? Beer, I mean. Despite medical evidence that points to the regular consumption of beer having many beneficial effects on the human body, certain individuals seem to think drinking beer is like having a drug habit, or something. (******* wowsers) Do you think...

Much hoohah and grandstanding about acceptance of other races and classes, but when it comes down to tin tacks, and maybe brass knuckles, who would you prefer to be your neighbours?

Post WTC society acted predictably, according to this study at the UC headed by Ralph Catalano, a professor of health policy and management at UC Berkeley’s School of Public Health. Apparently when society is under stress, whether by outside attack, internal strife and unrest, or economic...

It's hard to break the ice when meeting a possible new mate. What are the best lines you have, or have heard, as pick-up lines? Post them here, and I'll add them to the poll to see if you measure up, or you're really as lame as a three legged burro. :p

English, ************. Do you speak it?

Such a showman.

You've seen those too? Oh, so cool. Like, waaaaaaaaay cool. You gonna tell me bout them? I'm fascinated. You don't say? Should we tell someone? Ya know? I often thought I saw that sucker on the roof of the local seven eleven. ******* mexicans. Can't even drive stolen cars. I have one of...

Not many Australians on this board, but how much of our lingo is lost on you yanks? Take the quiz, and see how ya go, you seppo bastards. :D http://smartasses.org/aussiequiz.html

One Israeli soldier gets taken hostage, so war is declared. Power station gets bombed, tanks and artillery roll in, the recently handed over Gaza strip is invaded again, and fighter-jets and choppers await the order to attack. Geez, that's all it takes to mobilize an army?

Are the hippies ever gonna give this one a rest? Like, cred for stealing an ideology off another sect, but it's nothing new, hippy. And how do you know you'll like the new me? I might become a more complete arsehole. ;) As if that is humanly possible. :D

Take this simple test, to see how your rhetorical skills weigh up. ;)

While I agree that voting should not be mandatory, as it is in Australia, why don't more US citizens cast their vote? Is is because they think the system is a sham? Do they think the result is foretold by big business interests? Looking in from outside the US, recent elections certainly appear...