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I'm going to do my best to explain the theory behind my brain. Think of lots of sand. Ocean is near. Very sunny with a nice breeze blowing. Looking up in the sky I see perfect clouds. I see lots of birds flying around and enjoying them selves in the sun. Now..... Take away the sun. The birds...

Lets say you are dating this beautiful girl. You find out she has a twin identical sister. And the one that you are dating would ask you if you find her sister attractive. Since they both look the same, if you say no that will mean that you also don't find your girl attractive, if yes, then your...

So I guess from now on I will be known as the "attention *****". But I think you should reconsider giving me a better nick name. The real "attention *****" was sixes here. Now that he is gone, I feel that builder is willing to take his position. The real "attention *****" should be nick named...

Hush baby and give me some loving from that....... :rolleyes:

Don't like me? Wish to say something bad about me or to me? Well this is your chance to express your rage or anger against me.

Anyone know any good rock love songs? An example of one would be...."Moon Baby by Godsmack"

Hey guys I need some ideas for this HOT girl I wan't to go out with. :o :rolleyes: Please don't be stupid, but post something that is WISE and will ACTUALLY work. ;) In other words....HELP ME!!!! THIS ***** *********** IS DESPERATE!!!! :confused:

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that :- "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response...

Give your ideas of what you think is a DON'T on first dates. "Jeez how drunk was I when I agreed to this date!"

Yesterday in morning like at six in the morning my dog wasn't feeling too well and he threw up on my carpet. But i was too sleepy to clean it up so i kept sleeping. And my mom was cleaning up the mess. Well after sleeping 30 minutes, it is now 6:30. I got up...lazy...sleepy...tired, walked...

Yesterday i registered on this site for the first time and posted a message about a jackass garbage man that steals my garbage. And some JACKASS Moderator banned me for 24 hours. WHAT THE **** WAS THAT FOR????????? I THOUGH THIS SITE IS TO SAY HOW ******* ****** YOU ARE AND EXPRESS FREE SPEECH...

The thing that really pissess me off is that guy that steals my trash every morning when i go outside my door. :confused: