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FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she...

Stuttering Cat - as explained by a 4th grader... A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories...

Happy Birthday, emmy. Hope you enjoy the day, and have many more ahead of you.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't get in to facebook. :( Whatever am I going to do?

The receipt was in the house when it burned to the ground. :geek:

Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

The union members should NOT be allowed unemployment.

Happy Birthday, Chi. Hope you have a nice day.

Friendly advice... Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee...

Toady!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need a few like her in Congress. It'll give us something to laugh about while they're screwing us.

The First Amendment to the Constitution: All this says is that Congress cannot impose a national religion. It also cannot legally stop you from worshipping (or not) in any you you wish. Nothing about keeping religion out of public places, that's been decreed by the courts, not Congress. Also...

Happy Birthday.

Just another air-headed celebrity. I'm always amazed that people actually take them seriously.

I wanna get bred too. Oh, wait a minute...

Moron's Rule In a bid to stem taxpayer losses for bad loans guaranteed by federal housing agencies Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, Senator Bob Corker (R-Tenn) proposed that borrowers be required to make a minimum 5% down payment in order to qualify. His proposal was rejected 57-42 on a party-line...

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the car running and the windows rolled up. Her were eyes closed with both hands...

Easy fix... Just don't hire any more Hispanics. Oh, wait. That's job discrimination.