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Sir F. A. Rien

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>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


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>> 295 days to my girlfriend's 54th birthday.


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>You have a girlfriend?


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>Wonders never cease.


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You must have missed the announcement where they met and she let him in.

Mary. Mary quite cuntrary ...

 
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Woodes Rogers

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"Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

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>>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


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>>> 295 days to my girlfriend's 54th birthday.


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>>You have a girlfriend?


>>


>>Wonders never cease.


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> You must have missed the announcement where they met and she let him in.


>


> Mary. Mary quite cuntrary ...

### Music maestro ! ###

"Did you ever hear tell of Fat Emma From Prague ... "

Sung to the tune of Sweet Betsy From Pike.

Please complete the song ready for the upcoming nuptials of Neil Barker

(demon.local sig-bunny in chief) and Fat Emma From Prague.

--

Woodes Rogers - "Good liquor to sailors is preferable to clothing."

"Post to d.l. without a d.l. compliant sig and accept the consequences of

doing so. Do understand that d.l. specialises in sig-wars and we ain't ever

lost one, having taken on much better than yourselves." - Neil Barker,

newsgroup demon.local

 
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Woodes Rogers

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"Dr Quite" <quite@quite.com> wrote in message

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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> news:487702D5.5FB0551E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


>> 295 days to my girlfriend's 54th birthday.


>


> You have a girlfriend?


>


> Wonders never cease.


>

Aarrrgh, that be the exact thoughts o' me and my crew when Neil Barker

returned from overseas and proclaimed he was goin' to marry Fat Emma From

Prague.

Aarrrgh, an' I b'ain't too sure wot be a-happenin' these days but it seems

like the nuptials might still be on in spite o' the fact Neil's daddy has

tried his best to get a injunction to stop it. After all, a young boy

defiantly needs his daddy, don't he?

--

Woodes Rogers - "Good liquor to sailors is preferable to clothing."

"The Sig Bunny. Born of the unholy union between a cute fluffy bunny and

a rabid wolverine. It stalks the wastelands of demon local, its prey

those who post with sigs greater than four lines. It is always hungry

but food is plentiful." (Craig Oldfield - demon.local)

"I don't do 'ignore' when it comes to long sigs. I challenge them. Every

single one. Sig-flaming is what we do. Successfully. In a perverse way,

I admired some of the Meowers and in another life I could perhaps see

myself as part of such a thing." (Neil Barker - demon.local)

 
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Sir F. A. Rien

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"Woodes Rogers" <woody@safe_harbour.eu> found these unused words:


>Woodes Rogers - "Good liquor to sailors is preferable to clothing."


>


>"The Sig Bunny. Born of the unholy union between a cute fluffy bunny and


>a rabid wolverine. It stalks the wastelands of demon local, its prey


>those who post with sigs greater than four lines. It is always hungry


>but food is plentiful." (Craig Oldfield - demon.local)


>


>"I don't do 'ignore' when it comes to long sigs. I challenge them. Every


>single one. Sig-flaming is what we do. Successfully. In a perverse way,


>I admired some of the Meowers and in another life I could perhaps see


>myself as part of such a thing." (Neil Barker - demon.local)


>

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving

safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in

sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, thoroughly used

up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a ride!!!!" {Margaret

Hodapp}

Hopefully soon, eh?

 
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Tim Bruening

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295 days to my brother Chris' 48th birthday on May 23.
 
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