After much consideration and reflection...

Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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...I have decided I probably would like to get married again.

Because I found THIS DRESS!!!!

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Isn't it stunning? I already bought one and it should be delivered any day. Now I just need a groom gracious enough to take my hand in matrimony 'til death do us part.

Anyone interested? Anyone?

I make a mean spaghetti. And I actually LIKE to do laundry.

Those are my only redeeming qualities.

Thank you.

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ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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Wow!

I had a feeling that we were compatible in one way or another, friend, etc...

But seeing your taste in what you want in an engagement, wedding dress, tattoo rings, etc...

It's everything I wanted.

I'm on my knee already, begging. :eek:

 
Old Salt

Old Salt

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Wow!
I had a feeling that we were compatible in one way or another, friend, etc...

But seeing your taste in what you want in an engagement, wedding dress, tattoo rings, etc...

It's everything I wanted.

I'm on my knee already, begging. :eek:
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You know that you can't take that ring off when you go out to the bars trolling for bimbos, don't you?
 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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It's been a long time since I've been out trolling.
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You don't have to troll. It seems that just having a ring on makes women hit on you.

Single women are all a bunch of whores looking for a challenge.

 
timesjoke

timesjoke

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I bet you will be lovely in your dress Ali.

I would volunteer but I am thinking that murdering me during the honeymoon would take away from the experience of getting married.......but I do look very good in a tux, lol.

But if we did do this we could really do the funeral thing for real, everyone in black but you, my best man can dress like the grim reaper. It would certainly depart from the normal love based marriage and would make for an original story, maybe even a movie deal ;)

 
builder

builder

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Let's see now.....(checking bucket list)

Climbed Uluru. Check

Caught triple figure marlin. Check

Wrestled tag-team midgets. Check

Marriage to unknown internet identity. ?????

Nope. I'm up for it Ali. :D

 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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I bet you will be lovely in your dress Ali.
I would volunteer but I am thinking that murdering me during the honeymoon would take away from the experience of getting married.......but I do look very good in a tux, lol.

But if we did do this we could really do the funeral thing for real, everyone in black but you, my best man can dress like the grim reaper. It would certainly depart from the normal love based marriage and would make for an original story, maybe even a movie deal ;)
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It could be the Lifetime movie of the week.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Awwww, you guys are going to make me cry! It's so nice to know I'm loved.

Ok, "loved" probably wasn't the word I was looking for....

Tolerated! It's so nice to know I'm tolerated. And I would gladly marry each and every one of you (well, we'd have to keep it on the down low of course...polygamy laws and all that).

You don't have to troll. It seems that just having a ring on makes women hit on you.
Single women are all a bunch of whores looking for a challenge.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, not me!!!!!!!!!

I get hit on by men with fiancees, men with live in girlfriends and even married men fairly often and I absolutely refuse to go there. It's so, so wrong.

I know there are some single women out there who don't care about a man's relationship status before getting involved with him, but I definitely do.

 
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