All in Azems Life Chapter 1

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Chapter 1

It was a breezy morning. People had been woken up at the string of light. The Roosters had squawked with all their lung energy.

But behind those berry bushes, there was a person. Azem. He was called by many of the LPFers.

To Woody, her pimp and little brother.

To Stupidsoul1, you could almost say that Azem and she were like twins. Randomly weird and she being the odd one out of the set of twins.

And to the rest, he was just the want to be gangster he was known for.

But there was a problem and a question to be asked… why was he hiding behind those bushes?

Because Vero wasn’t in a happy mood nor was ATLien. He broke up with Vero over some quarrel.

Poor Vero, she was Hybrid-Heart’s arms all morning. Using all the tissues in the place that they could find. Vero’s face was streaked with tears and her mascara..? Was hitch-hiking with the flow. Mascara and tear stained face…poor Vero.

And you ask what about ATLien?

Well, he had a couple of beers with Clogz. Passed out by the third rounder. Or in other terms, he passed out outside a strip club, cos ATLien got kicked out for being rude with the ladies. You could obviously tell that something was said and done between them.

Well Azem, tried to calm Vero down, said the wrong thing like “I wouldn’t mind us sharing a bed together” or something close to that.

Vero had a hysterical outburst to that comment. So she slammed the door on him. He kicked back at Firehawk’s place, as usual not invited.

Firehawk told Hahninator about this and so one went the chain reaction. But that’s not the point that Firehawk was about to beat the living **** out of Azem.

So couple of hours later, Azem left Firehawk’s place with a black eye , with an apple pie in his hand (and all over his mouth), a couple of death threats to fulfill and went to see if ATLien was home. Just to be a pest in the ***.

He rang the doorbell twice. Finally, after 10 minutes of constant screaming “Get your *** out here” someone finally opened the door. But it wasn’t ATLien, because he was trying to catch a cab in the men’s bathroom. It was Vash.

“Azem, what the **** are you doin’ here?” asked Vash.

“Eh..is ATLien home?” asked Azem.

“Does it look like it?” asked Vash. “Azem, if you keep bugging ATLien like this, you’ll know what he’ll do…by any chance have you seen SpikeMinoda14? I’m getting concerned about her.”

“Um..nuh,” replied Azem.

“Then why the **** are you standing here for? Just to bug the living **** out of ATLien?” asked Vash, “Get lost Azem.”

“But, I’m already lost Vash,” replied Azem.

It was true. He was lost.

So finally Vash showed him the way. But that involved stopping by LPGirl who Azem, could probably take a bullet for.

Took Vash 10 whole minutes to drag Azem away from LPGirl.

And literally, Vash dragged Azem away from her.

Vash left Azem at the nearest station which was “Crawling” and caught the train from Crawling to Numb Encore.

Azem hated going to Numb itself. All the noobs where there.

Apparently, going to Numb is like going to Crawling without the remix of it.

Stupidsoul1 by chance was going to Numb Encore, herself with Rusu, to shop for some more badges she could stick on Phage and Hybrid Soldier.

“Hihi, Azem,” Rusu and Stupidsoul1 automatically greeted him.

“Tell me you are not going back to Figure 09…are you?” asked Azem.

“We just came from there,” answered Stupidsoul1.

Azem made his way down the carriages and sat next to Mikes_Shadow.

“Hey, hey wassup?” asked Azem.

“You if you miss your stop,” answered Mikes_Shadow.

Azem thought she was kidding. Azem thought wrong.

 
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So in your story I was dating Atlien???!!!:eek:That was weird indeed lol.

Nice story Woody,keep it comming.

Btw,nice creativity of yours to name the stations with LP songs:p

 
woodyloveslinkin

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vero said to put all the chapters in here:

Chapter 2

She wasn’t kidding. Azem hadn’t noticed that they had just passed Numb Encore and was kinda…******…

“I told you,” Mikes_Shadow said.

“Whats the next stop?” asked Azem.

“One Step Closer,” answered Mikes_Shadow.

As soon as he heard that he just walked away.

His day had gotten worse. He said something wrong to Vero, got dragged away from LPGirl by Vash and now he’s heading towards the noobland.

He got off at One Step Closer when Mikes_Shadow started talking to him again.

“I see you are lost, Azem,” noticed Mikes_Shadow.

“You are more than Mikes Shadow you are acting like you are my shadow,” snapped Azem.

Poor Azem. Thought Mikes_Shadow, as she drifted behind him. Got rejected too many times. I wonder what he thought of my perfume ?

Azem got some candy from the Candy R us candy machine, when he ran into Chainer.

“Hey Chainer,” said Azem.

Chainer looked over his shoulder. “Hey, Azem, whats been happening?”

“How do you put up with Woody?” asked Azem.

“Feed her, love her, why?” asked Chainer. “Trouble in paradise?”

“The problem is I don’t have any paradise to be in trouble with, that’s the problem,” answered Azem.

“So who is it this time? Vero?” asked Chainer.

“How did you know?” asked Azem.

“Woody told me, she said Vero was upset about something you and ATLien said, poor her,” answered Chainer. “So let me guess, you have the hots for Vero now?”

“Great!” exclaimed Azem, seeking unwanted attention. “I’m a freak on display!”

Everybody looked at Azem, who was passing him.

Azem stormed out of the station, wanting to punch every one in the face. Chainer raced after him.

“Calm down!” yelled Chainer, as he finally gave up hope trying to catch Azem.

He stopped on the corner of Midget Street and at on the edge of the gutter, breathing slowly, in and out.

He went inside a corner shop, to get some ice-cream. So in case, he gets angry again he can throw his food at passing cars, to release some steam.

He started walking while trying to stop the ice-cream from dribbling down his arm, and started looking aimlessly. Aimlessly as in he didn’t know where he was going.

He walked and walked without knowing where he was going and finally when he did know he didn’t know where he was.

Well he did know he was in a dark ally with a bunch of people at the end.

“Azem, you are late,” said one of the voices. The voice was really familiar; ah..it was Omega.

“Omega, I am never late,” replied Azem.

“You are 3 seconds late,” said another voice; Forgotten Kid.

“Big deal,” replied Azem, shoving the aside the fact that he was lost and they weren’t. “Now I will be on my way.”

Azem didn’t walk away from that opportunity for so long, that Forgotten Kid, Omega and what looked like UnhingedMouse0 started to break into run. And Azem was off for his life, running so fast that he considered it running for his life. He jumped over, he pushed over and…tripped over.

“Is this over this little bet we had?” groaned Azem, as UnhingedMouse0 stood over him.

“That was little, Azem, that was over a Grand you betted that night,” answered UnhingedMouse0. “Cough up.” He held his hand out, expecting for Azem to give something to him.

“Can I have an extension on my bet?” asked Azem.

“Extension?” asked UnhingedMouse0. “You hear that boys, he wants an extension, on a payment that he was supposed to pay us 6 weeks ago. HA !”

Azem wasn’t going to put up with this ****. He tried to kick and punch his way free. Again, the mighty Azem had failed.

There were punches thrown, the next minute and blood seeming out, and Azem thought he had knocked them out, boy, was he wrong. He realized that it wasn’t him who did it after some one offered a hand up.

Vash.

“Why must I save your backside every time, Azem?” asked Vash.

“Because you love me,” answered Azem, grinning.

He looked around. It was not only Vash who saved him, it was AussieGal and ShinodaBear.

“We were going over to see Ravyn’s new place, if you wanna join us,” said AussieGal, looking at Azem’s cut on his forehead.

“Yeah, I’ll come,” said Azem.

“Please walk with me up front Azem,” whispered Vash. “It’s bad enough I can’t see MikeShinodas_Gurl, now I have to put up with AussieGal and ShinodaBear, making out.”

Vash signaled for Azem, to come join him.

It took them 20 minutes to walk to Ravyn’s place. JammerG was already there laying out some carpet and Vero was there as well.

Azem went all red in the ears. Vash was quick to notice this and nudged Azem, but Azem was too intoned with Vero, to care about Vash elbowing him in the ribs.

“Stop staring at her,” whispered ShinodaBear who was also quick to notice.

Azem shook his head to clear his head. He heard more people approaching the door.

So Azem offered to get the door.

Stupidsoul1, Rusu, LPGirl, Woody and SpikeMinoda14 where there with some gift baskets.

“Hey Azem,” each girl said, as she got kissed on the cheek by Azem.

“Hey Rav and Jammer,” said Woody and StupidSoul1 as they gave them a hug and a kiss.

“Nice place,” said LPGirl.

“Good place to cook pancakes,” said Stupidsoul1.

“Is that all you ever think about is food?” asked ShinodaBear.

“It’s Stupidsoul1, what do you expect?” asked Rusu, as she gave Vash a hug.

Rusu, LPGirl, Woody, SpikeMinoda14 and Vash went into the kitchen, to debate the argument; which is the best way to cook a pie? Microwave or the oven?

Azem felt uncomfortable about being in the same room as Vero, with a few people. But a few people were better then none. He just hoped that ShinodaBear, Ravyn and JammerG didn’t leave,

“I have to go,” said JammerG. She kissed everyone goodbye and slammed the door.

Now it was only Vero, ShinodaBear, Ravyn. He knew he’ll say or do something stupid. He wish he could tell Vero. But he wasn’t sure, who he truly loved more.

This is what displayed in his head:

>LPGirl

>Vero

He wasn’t sure. He wish he could have them both. But he wasn’t like that. How will he choose?

He doesn’t want to date one of Woody’s bestie nor does he want ATLien to kill him for taking Vero off him.

He was a confused soul. He didn’t know what to do. TV couldn’t help him, because ShinodaBear was tuning it right now.

However, Azem could go to the person he always trusted. Maybe he could help him.

Maybe Misery could help him.

 
woodyloveslinkin

woodyloveslinkin

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i wasnt sure cos i put the title "chapter 1" so i thought it would make sense if i made another one "chapter 2" but i did consider how long the whole "chapter" threads would be going for.
 
woodyloveslinkin

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CHAPTER 3

“Well do you love her? Would you take a bullet for her?” asked Misery, looking Azem in the eye.

“But, ATLien..” stumbled Azem.

“He won’t kill you, I know him to hurt people when he’s angry, but never kill someone,” said Misery. “Well, once he killed a frog because Minzara didn’t do something on time, that was funny.” He let a little laugh,

Azem let out a sigh.

He walked out of Misery’s place and walked to the nearest station, which was Breaking The Habit. He sat on a bench with a crowd of people walking past.

Phage saw him and sent next to him.

“Why the long face, Azem?” asked Phage.

“Ever got the feeling you are alone in this world?” asked Azem.

“No, but Qwest does sometimes,” answered Phage. “I heard something about you having to choose between these girls, who are they? You do realize that Chainer would kill you if he found out that you were hitting on Woody.”

“Eew, no, Woody is like my older sister, and Stupidsoul1, my twin sister, almost,” replied Azem.

A train pulled up and a couple of people that Azem knew got off. Phage got up. “Well I have to see you off now, I have to catch my train or NumbStruck will kill me.” Phage patted Azem on the back, quickly. “Good luck.”

“Sure thing,” replied Azem, sarcastically, as Phage got on the train and waved him goodbye as the train doors closed.

A few minutes later, he saw Stenners walk past, but that didn’t matter, cos he wasn’t in a mood to talk to anyone. He just let them come to him.

He boarded a train back to Don’t Stay and walked back to ATLien’s home to see if he was okay from the break up.

He walked to Number 14, and he saw ATLien talking to Clogz and Suicide King about what seemed like Vero. He only caught a few words before Suicide King noticed him.

“Hey, Azem, who are you looking for this time?” asked Suicide King.

“I just wanna talk to ATLien alone, if I could,” answered Azem.

Suicide King and Clogz left ATLien with Azem.

“What do you want?” asked ATLien.

“I just came here to ask, are if you…are still going out with Vero,” answered Azem.

“Didn’t you hear the mill?” asked ATLien. “We broke up last night.”

“Why?” asked Azem. “You were so cute together.”

Not. Thought Azem.

“Because she liked someone else, and that I like someone else,” answered ATLien. “Are you happy now that you have made a freak show out of my love life?”

“I’m not saying I am, ATLien” said Azem.

“I know what you want and you are not getting it,” said ATLien.

“What the ****?” asked Azem. “You just said you like someone else, probably KillMeImIrish and that I could have her.”

Oops.

“I meant money,” replied ATLien.

Azem saw the spark in ATLien’s eyes, that meant he just ignited a very dangerous flame.

Azem started to run and so did ATLien after Azem.

Suicide King and Clogz saw this from the windows, ran outside to try to catch ATLien from beating Azem up.

Azem ran for his life, cos he had that instinct that the meat that was displayed in the butchers’ window would be his own. Just to make things interesting he ran past Firehawk’s place and he saw Azem being chased, so he joined in the chase to catch Azem.

He looked behind him, he only saw ATLien, where was Firehawk? He was in front of Azem, and pushed him to the ground on LP186’s lawn.

Firehawk wasn’t happy. He proved it by punching him several times until ATLien interrupted.

“Save some for me,” said ATLien, who managed to squeeze in a couple of punches in the stomach before Clogz and Suicide King caught up and started restraining him from beating the living **** out Azem.

LP186 wasn’t happy, that they were beating the living **** out of Azem, on his new laid turf. It wasn’t the beating the living **** out of Azem that made him angry, but it was that the turf was new.

“Settle!” yelled LP186, who had the voice of a banshee. Everyone settled. “Now, gentlemen, why can’t we solve this peacefully, like civil people?”

Yeah right, no such thing. Thought Azem.

Well, they did try to resolve things out between Firehawk, Azem, ATLien and Azem, but that just resulted in Azem bolting for his life again, but Azem had gained the advantage of being small, of hiding behind the couch, until Firehawk and ATLien agreed to be civil. That’s after giving Azem a wedgie, each.

ATLien was very happy, indeed.

So when Azem, finally got home, he flopped on his couch, only to get up again, woken by Stupidsoul1.

“Hey,” said Azem.

“Hi,” said Stupidsoul1, giving Azem a hug. “I heard what happened.”

“Yeah I have a sore *** now,” replied Azem.

“I didn’t hear about that part, and I do not want to know about it,” said Stupidsoul1. “Anywho, the reason I was over here, cos you saw Suicide King today…”

“Seconds after and before I saw ATLien’s fist,” interrupted Azem.

“Is it true that he likes me?” asked Stupidsoul1. “Cos if that’s true, the pies and pancakes will have rivalry with him.”

“I don’t know, I don’t know anything today,” Azem said. “I don’t even know how to talk to the girl without going shy on her.”

“When Chainer met Woody for the first time, you know what he did to keep him distracted from her beauty?” asked Stupidsoul1. “Stare at the ground. And look at them now, he has not reason to be shy. I think you and LPGirl could be the best of lovers.”

“I’m not even sure who I like now, Vero or LPGirl,” said Azem.

“Look at this, another way,” replied Stupidsoul1. “If you give a stick figure drawing to LPGirl she can laugh at it for hours and if you really love Vero, in which you do, tell her.”

“Should I?” asked Azem.

Stupisoul1 nodded. She got her keys out and kissed Azem on the cheek. “I’ll respect any decision you make.”

She walked out the door.

Azem now was convinced that Vero was his true rose.

 
woodyloveslinkin

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Chapter 4

Azem was standing in front of Number 45, Bennington Road, Nobody’s Listening, holding a white rose, all dressed up in his Jay-Z and Linkin Park Tshirt with his best pair of torn jeans, he knew he would blow it if he didn’t say the correct lines that xrockinfreakx and Rusu told him..

“Will you marry me, Vero?” asked Azem. “Wait, what the ****? I’m not asking her to marry me.” The girls laughed.

“Do you want our advice or what, Azem?” asked Rusu.

“Yeah, but not a marriage proposal and another round of running-away-from-ATLien, that I especially do not want,” answered Azem.

Misspiggy pushed past him, to get out of the house. And jammed her car key into the ignition of the car and sped off, skidding every 3 metres.

“Beggars can’t be choosers” said xrockinfreakx.

“Maybe I would’ve gone better off asking Vash or maybe ShinodaBear,” said Azem.

“Nonsense,” replied Rusu.

“Well I’m going to see her now, with my lines, and with my attitude,” said Azem.

Azem waved goodbye to the girls, and the girls waved back.

“Don’t blame it on us, if you get beaten up by ATLien, for the second time,” yelled Rusu, but Azem couldn’t hear her. “Have you ever been tempted to kick him where it hurts?”

“Many times,” answered xrockinfreakx, as they made their way back into the house.

Azem ran for the train to go to In the End.

He sighed because he was relieved that he not only did catch the right train this time, but he had the guts to ask Vero out.

It was Number 544, Chesterington Parade, In the End, the house with 19th century roofs, with a tire swing out the front and where the flowers grown, were only the best of camellias and dandelions.

He knocked. He knocked again.

Finally, there was an answer. Hybrid_Angel.

“What are you doing here?” asked Azem. “Where’s Vero?”

“I am here cos I am minding Vero’s house and Vero, is out at ATLien’s place,” answered Hybrid_Angel. “Why would you care?”

However, Azem ignored the question and ran back to the station, with the white rose flopping down.

He got off the train at Don’t Stay and ran all the way to Number 14; ATLien’s place.

Azem rang the doorbell that went FART FART FART FART.

Vero answered the door. “Yes?”

“I need to talk to you, come outside,” said Azem, summoning her outside. She closed the door.

“What?” asked Vero.

“I may not be the best guy you ever knew in the world, but I…love..you..” stumbled Azem.

“That’s nice, but I’ve gotten back together with ATLien,” said Vero.

Azem had the feeling he was being watched. He ignored that feeling.

“How can you love him? After how much you cried? How can you love him after yesterday?” asked Azem, raising his voice. “I will love you more, than he will do.”

That feeling Azem had of being watched was quite true. But by the wrong person. He felt he was being pulled up by massive force and he hit the floor.

ATLien was behind him.

And ATLien was about to beat the living **** out of him.

ATLien landed a few blows to the stomach with Vero screaming for ATLien to stop. Vero had to get Clogz, Suicide King and Hybrid Soldier to separate him from Azem.

“Let go of me!” yelled ATLien. “I’m gonna pound your face in so much your eyes will be like buttons!”

“Stop it ATLien!” yelled Vero. “He was right! How can you love me when you are always beating up Azem and Phage?”

ATLien stopped trying to budge. Vero stormed away and slammed the door.

Azem grabbed the opportunity to run and so he did.

 
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