An American Hero..

RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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That seems much more likely. I just can't picture you as a strolling through town with a tight fitting, Bill Cosbyish sweater and a matching man-purse type of guy.
Now wez on the other hand..... :p
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Oh no! Ma'am! Uh-uh! That ain't me at all.

If I were a Spice Girl, I'd be Sporty Spice. As all of my outerwear are either hoodies or pullovers.

I like sweaters on guys...black or grey..fitted......uhhh...yah....
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I own one sweater. It's a black sweater vest that I wore under a suit for my dear grandmothers funeral. It was in late December and it was 20 degrees outside.

I haven't wore it since.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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He does! I'm thinking more Banana Republic/Armani type sweaters...not Cosbyish....
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Eek! Not to be a judgemental *****, but that sounds a little high maintenance?

Or perhaps I'm so used to looking at men wearing coveralls, mismatched boots, flannel shirts and covered head to toe in cow **** that I've lost all perspective.

 
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emkay64

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Eek! Not to be a judgemental *****, but that sounds a little high maintenance?
Or perhaps I'm so used to looking at men wearing coveralls, mismatched boots, flannel shirts and covered head to toe in cow **** that I've lost all perspective.
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He spends all day in the field cleaning up environmental messes. Hardhats, coveralls and the occasional chemical mask. He only wears them to go out...but yah...he likes to look good.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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He spends all day in the field cleaning up environmental messes. Hardhats, coveralls and the occasional chemical mask. He only wears them to go out...but yah...he likes to look good.
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I've clearly lost all perspective. I wonder if there's a support group for women trapped in the fashionless vastness that is the American Heartland?

 
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emkay64

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I've clearly lost all perspective. I wonder if there's a support group for women trapped in the fashionless vastness that is the American Heartland?
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No you haven't. You just know what you like...is all. I personally love the blue collar look. Dirty, unshaven, lots of tattoos...ya know, construction, mechanics...rough hands...I digress. I have to go be alone...

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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No you haven't. You just know what you like...is all. I personally love the blue collar look. Dirty, unshaven, lots of tattoos...ya know, construction, mechanics...rough hands...I digress. I have to go be alone...
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Ohhhhhh yeah. And dark hair. He's gotta have dark hair. And he never dresses up but the first time you invite him to meet your parents he surprises you by cleaning up and wearing a blazer with a crisp white t-shirt underneath it and jeans...

sigh

I really need to seek out some therapy.

 
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emkay64

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Ohhhhhh yeah. And dark hair. He's gotta have dark hair. And he never dresses up but the first time you invite him to meet your parents he surprises you by cleaning up and wearing a blazer with a crisp white t-shirt underneath it and jeans...
sigh

I really need to seek out some therapy.
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See...that all sounds pretty good :D Hardly need therapy for that!

 
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emkay64

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...and I don't care if he makes a good impression on my parents. They've disappointed me on many occasions. :D
 
hugo

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He is the only cat I've ever liked... alright loved. Fukk all the other stinky, box-*******, box-sh!tting, shedding flea bags out there. Bizzy rules.
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Tried ******' a cat once. I found out why people get 'em declawed.

 
hugo

hugo

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It's okay to love your pets....it's just NOT okay to loooove (AKA ***) your pets. Are you a one ball man now?
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No , the nut loss was due to being kicked by a sheep. That was a baaaa--d experience. The cat incident is part of the reason that in real life I am most frequently called Ugly Scarface *******.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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No , the nut loss was due to being kicked by a sheep. That was a baaaa--d experience. The cat incident is part of the reason that in real life I am most frequently called Ugly Scarface *******.
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Oh THAT'S why you're called that.

I'd always wondered.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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...and I don't care if he makes a good impression on my parents. They've disappointed me on many occasions. :D
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My parents seriously disapproved of my ex and they're actually pretty decent people so I'd hate to disppoint them twice.

I would bring eddo home to meet them but the cold and snow make him cry like a wee girl.

 
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