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Old Salt

Old Salt

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Why the **** would a parent allow their kid to have a temp tattoo there (or worse yet, I hope a parent did not put that there.) And then take a friggin picture of it? Sick. That's not cute at all.
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Hopefully, it's a temp. :(
 
Ahhlee

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NO WAY would my daughter be sporting something like that. Let kids be innocent kids for ***'s sake.
 
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emkay64

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NO WAY would my daughter be sporting something like that. Let kids be innocent kids for ***'s sake.
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So I'm guessing you'd be all upset about my nine year old getting breast implants, collagen injections for her thin villainous lips, and botox injections for her perpetual scowl. Well....a girl's gotta suffer to be pretty...may as well start em early. Speaking of which...it's time to go thong shopping for the kiddies and maybe as a treat...a trip to the tanning salon. I just love girl time! BTW...tramp stamps are so O-U-T. Neck tattoos are the rage right now...dumb kid!!

 
Chi

Chi

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So I'm guessing you'd be all upset about my nine year old getting breast implants, collagen injections for her thin villainous lips, and botox injections for her perpetual scowl. Well....a girl's gotta suffer to be pretty...may as well start em early. Speaking of which...it's time to go thong shopping for the kiddies and maybe as a treat...a trip to the tanning salon. I just love girl time! BTW...tramp stamps are so O-U-T. Neck tattoos are the rage right now...dumb kid!!
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That's what I was so upset about! Tramp/bullseye tattoos... - ha! That is so passe'.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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So I'm guessing you'd be all upset about my nine year old getting breast implants, collagen injections for her thin villainous lips, and botox injections for her perpetual scowl. Well....a girl's gotta suffer to be pretty...may as well start em early. Speaking of which...it's time to go thong shopping for the kiddies and maybe as a treat...a trip to the tanning salon. I just love girl time! BTW...tramp stamps are so O-U-T. Neck tattoos are the rage right now...dumb kid!!
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You sound like one of those "Pageant moms".

 
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emkay64

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You sound like one of those "Pageant moms".
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Are you saying there is something wrong with a mother that wants to live out her lifelong dream to be a pageant queen by forcing her children to dress like little whores for the merriment of judges? I'm not feeling the love here.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Are you saying there is something wrong with a mother that wants to live out her lifelong dream to be a pageant queen by forcing her children to dress like little whores for the merriment of judges? I'm not feeling the love here.
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Let's just say that if I ever start bragging about parading Ali Jr. in Little Miss Pageants and dropping $10K on dresses and rhinestone cowgirl outfits.....shoot me right in the fukking face.

Please!

 
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emkay64

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Let's just say that if I ever start bragging about parading Ali Jr. in Little Miss Pageants and dropping $10K on dresses and rhinestone cowgirl outfits.....shoot me right in the fukking face.
Please!
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Consider it done!! Watch toddlers and tiaras a few times...unfreakingbelievable. Poor kids can't be kids...just sick and bizarre. Why do the mothers always look like a bucket of smashed azzholes too. You'd think with all their skills at personal upkeep...they'd be hot.

 
Chi

Chi

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To steal a Rodney Dangerfield line: Her bathtub has stretch marks.
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Holi! That scared the **** outta me! I'm sorry, she looks like a very scary, overweight zombie... :(

 
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Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Everyone else in the pic looks normal and even dressed up for a special occasion.

What is her DEAL???? I won't rest until I know.

 
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