I guess i am the trashiest one here then!!!
I live on a dead end dirt road in the middle of the woods..
I have a doublewide. ( a new one though)
I drink busch beer, sometimes a case at a time.
I smoke marlboro milds ( only when i drink)
I have 5 tatoos.
I drive a 86 gmc 4x4 with oversize tires.
I have a camaro. ( looks rough right now but is mech. new and very fast)
I have a camaro for parts
I have to visit my best friend in jail about twice a year. ( i had the cuffs on once but talked my way out of it)
I have been a truck driver for 18 years.
I consider going to my buddies house with shotguns and a case of beer to have a rat shoot one **** of a good time.