“You’ve had some stupid ideas but this one’s your most ****** up yet.”
Mel grumbeled to Bam as they were being followed by an entourage of cars and one loud
roaring motorcycle.
“Come on its your family.”
“I’ve said it once already, you, jess, Phil, ape, Dico, raaby, deron, matt, chad, all of you
are my family.”
Bam groaned as he punched her arm with a laugh.
“You gotta face it.”
“**** it Bam!”
Mel and Bam started arguing when they pulled in the driveway. they continued to argue
as Missy, Bam’s soon to be wife, came out and greeted Bam with a kiss. Mel punched
bam in the chest playfully.
“That didn’t hurt! That was a ***** shot!”
Bam shouted while the entourage of cars came to a stop and the linkin park crew piled
out. Mel punched him again, this time a little harder.
“Oh come on! You can do that to my face and it still wouldnt hurt.”
Bam said as the LP guys gathered around. Mel slapped him in the face and missy stifeled
a s******.
“ow that hurt. hey! where are you going?”
Bam called after mel. Missy ran a hand over her face as the CKY guys came up and
joined the large crew.
“I’m getting the chainsaw!”
Mel shouted as she dissapeared around back. Bam turned and ended up running into a
taller guy who looked like he could have been Mel’s brother. Bam raised an eyebrow and
then shouted after her.
“You better not pull a knoxville on the hummer! It better still be in one piece!”
The entire crew looked on with white faces, with the exception of the CKY
bandmembers. The sound of a revving engine came closer and they saw Mel weilding a
chanisaw. Rob and rav groaned. If it was up to them, Mel would be dead before she ever
thought about touching the chainsaw. then with a vicious swipe upwards, she drove the
chainsaw into the side of a crappy looking car. Bam got her attention and gave a grin.
“Let us help ya.”
Bam put his hands to his mouth and spun on his heel, facing the house. He shouted
“uhhh-hupp!” Mel paused with the chainsaw in her hands and echoed his call. Missy
shook her head and pleaded with bam. Soon six guys spawned from various parts of the
house. Bam gave them directions and the six guys bounded off. They returned with two
ATVs, multiple coils of rope, a blow tortch, a can of the puke green pain that was left
over from Knoxvilles last visit, a crow bar, and a sledge hammer. The crew made short
work of the car leaving the frame and the hood of the car. With the ATVs they scattered
the parts all over the driveway. Mel then took the paint and wrote vito a message: Happy
hunting fat ***! Bam ushered everyone in the house.
“What’s with all the people Bam? Are you kidding me?”
“Chill ape, they’re here for two reasons.”
Bam said as he went around and introduced the linkin park guys.
“Aww I love you guys. So what are the two reasons why they’re here?”
“Mel’s birthday is commin up on saturday and then plus the engagement party’s on the
same day.”
Bam said as they were ushered upstairs.
“Missy, you, mel, and fox are gonna bunk in her room. I’m gonna bunk with Novak, raab,
and dunn. Then we’ll put........”
Mel and missy both raised eyebrows.
“Looks like bam put alot of thought into this. Looks like I’ll have to move my kit.”
Mel muttered. Missy smiled and put an arm around mel. Fox scowled, she didn’t like
Missy at all. There was something about her that she didn’t like.
“Hey Fox, Der, come help me move my kit.”
Fox’s eyebrows shot upward, she was suprised that after the fiasco at the party a couple
of days ago, Deron was talking to her. Fox tailed him, not wanting to be in the same room
for long as Missy and Rob.
“Hey fox, can you give me a hand and give me that screw driver hanging on the nail
outside the door?”
“umm alright...”
Fox stopped as she saw the screwdriver hanging on the nail. there were all sorts of tools
hanging around her doorframe. She stepped inside the door frame and saw her walls
covered by skateboards and posters. It was weird, she had made a wall out of
skateboards. A drumset sat in the corner with a mini halfpipe and a mattress in the
middle of it. There was a crash and Mel had just cracked her crash cymbols right over
jesse’s head.
“Jesus Christ!”
Jess exclaimed as he clapped his hands to his ears to try and stop the ringing.
“I have a feeling that the party in a couple of days is going to be ****.”
“**** strait.”
Mel muttered darkly as the CKY crew entered in the room, laughing obnoxiously and
drunkenly.
“Guys I got a huge *** idea. its time to show these guys what its like around here up in
po-down Chit-chester. Lets give ‘em a CKY welcome tonight.”
“**** strait. Uhh-hupp!”
“Uhh-hupp!”
The group called back. Ape decided to take them out to Antonios for dinner, she was
delighted to have so many people to cater to.
“Mel, Bam try to behave!”
“Yes mother.”
They both quipped, locking eyes with each other, looking bashful. Fox could tell that one
of those two were up to something. Or both of them, they both had to be up to something.
“Yo! wherz a partyat?”
Ape gave an audiable groan as vito waddeled up with a beer sloshing around in his fat
hands. The linkin park guys gave an amused s******. Bam and Mel exchanged looks
quickly.
“Hey vito,”
Bam said as mel snuck around his fat backside.
“Yo bam!”
Suddenly a large plate of veal scallopini appeared all over his head. He shook his head
and the stuff was sent flying onto the LP guys, initating a food fight.
“Are you kidding me?!”
Ape screamed.
