Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Sponge]

Betrayel? IDK

why did Speed try to get me and Riss together?

 

[Devilsnight2003]

Cause Stone Cold said so

Why do i have so much work to do?

 

[Sponge]

Because I love beer!

why do I not know what to do on that Pokemon website?

 

[Devilsnight2003]

because according your horiscope, saturn has alight with mars blinding you from the truth

Why is it so hot?

 

[Sponge]

Because I'm here!! Either that it was cold so Chuck Norris turned up the son!

Why am I annoying!?

 

[Devilsnight2003]

Your Not Annoying, it's your evil twin

What am i listening to?

 

[Sponge]

Me complain!!!

where am I suppose to go on that pokemon website to get my pokemon at a higher level?

 

[Devilsnight2003]

^ lol

click the map tab, click on a map then move aroudn the map with the arrow keys till you come across a battle

How many fingers do i have?

 

[Sponge]

........uhhhhh.......tree?

how many stomachs do I own!?

 

[speedthief]

you have four stomachs(a cow has that amount of stomachs too!)

How many brains do i have?

 

[Sponge]

I'm a cow now?

none LOL sorry 5,000

why does gravity push us down?

 

[speedthief]

because gravity is so stupid to waste energy to pull us down

Why do we ban each other?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Cos we're ignorant.

Why are we ignorant?

 

[Devilsnight2003]

cause we all read the daily express making us ill informed

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

 

[speedthief]

a dog whose surgeon is stupid to put 1 extra arm on it

What has 3 eyes and 2 noses?

 

[Devilsnight2003]

Michael Jackson

What is the answer to this question?

 

[speedthief]

what is the answer?

What is Bristol?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

In my pants.

Where's Australia?

 

[Devilsnight2003]

stuck to the bottom of my shoe

Explain why the British Empire was great?

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

It wasn't. All the poms lied about it because that's where all the history books are printed. In real life, they were a bunch of lazy asses who picked fights randomly.

Oh burn Matt.

Why is keeping me up all night?