italiano_Pride
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Anything at all you're wondering about I want to try and answer it....mainly out of boredom. Ask away!
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italiano_Pride
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The air speed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut depends on the weight of the cococut and the swallow in question, also, how fast the bird can fly, the wingspan ect.
We feed the elephants peanuts and they seem to enjoy them so yes, I think we can draw the conclusion that elephants really like peanuts.
We feed the elephants peanuts and they seem to enjoy them so yes, I think we can draw the conclusion that elephants really like peanuts.
italiano_Pride
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It all depends on the genes of the Italian women in question.
tiredofwhiners
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
tiredofwhiners
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I thought they always said size doesn't matter.
Cogito Ergo Sum
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If a man says something in a forest, and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong? 
italiano_Pride
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If you rub it enough it will catch fire.
The answer depends on the size of the kettle and the heat the roots produce. Probably 7.
The answer depends on the size of the kettle and the heat the roots produce. Probably 7.
italiano_Pride
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293 licks, yes i've tried it.
italiano_Pride
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No, because the man is the only own who heard it and one person will always think he/she is right.If a man says something in a forest, and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?
Cogito Ergo Sum
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
and my personal favorite...
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
and my personal favorite...
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
RoyalOrleans
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Why is it that every ******* wop I know drives an Iroc?