Ask IP a question, get an answer.

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Because he's a ficticious character. Reality and fiction are two different things. One of which isn't meant to nitpick such pointless details.

If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

no. Just litter.

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Psychics are fakers.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Because the needle enters easier

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

Some perverted troglodyte who was into lactation and ***********.

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

they can still feel ****(no pun intended)

Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?

For blind drivers. (A lot of them sure act like it)

and my personal favorite...
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

a large, hollow object full of avation fuel slamming into the ground from 30,000 feet will NOT remain intact no matter what it's made of.

 

[italiano_Pride]

Why is it that every ******* wop I know drives an Iroc?

Because we can. That ******' simple.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Because we can. That ******' simple.

Italian

Retard

Out

Cruising

 

[TheJenn88]

Oi! Oi!

What if *** smoked cannabis; hit the bong like some of us?

 

[builder]

If a bear ***** in the woods, and nobody sees him, does he still wipe his ****?

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Oi! Oi!
What if *** smoked cannabis; hit the bong like some of us?

But *** did Jenn, that's when *** made Neo-Conservatives so that he could have a good chuckle...

 

[tizz]

I suppose for the blind wiping question, they say the loss of one sense intensifies the others LOL the NOSE KNOWS EWE it must totally suck to be blind!!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I suppose for the blind wiping question, they say the loss of one sense intensifies the others LOL the NOSE KNOWS EWE it must totally suck to be blind!!

Where the **** have you been?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Here's another question for IP...

Did your parents have any children that lived?

 

[tizz]

Where the **** have you been?

Wiping blind people's ***** DUH!!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Wiping blind people's ***** DUH!!

That's too bad.

Gives a whole new spin on the old saying, "I can't see ****!".

I CAN'T SEE ****!

 

[tizz]

Ya well, I got fired from that job, cause I aparently i CAN'T see ****. OOOPS!! I sure as **** wasn't gonna smell the paper like they were doin before I got there

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Wiping blind people's ***** DUH!!

Guess I wasn't too far off when I associated Tizzy with shi--um her own kind

 

[tizz]

Ah, komrade. I see you are still scraping the bottom of the septic tank for your material.

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Ah, komrade. I see you are still scraping the bottom of the septic tank for your material.

Yea I guess I should stop committing genocide on your counterparts.

 

[tizz]

Shame on me thinking your material would have improved. Sad really.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

You know what you two sound like?

Two very passionate people in love with one another. Hook up already!

 

[tizz]

Don't make me hit you royal. Actually I had a crush on YOU for a second LOL I require at least a hint of intelligence in all my conquests. If komrade could develope that well.... Nope, still not a possibility (that coming from someone who believes anything is possible... EXCEPT that) LMAO

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Don't make me hit you royal. Actually I had a crush on YOU for a second LOL I require at least a hint of intelligence in all my conquests. If komrade could develope that well.... Nope, still not a possibility (that coming from someone who believes anything is possible... EXCEPT that) LMAO

Telling me that you had a crush on me, made my ****** cringe and crawl back inside.

 

[fullauto]

I personally don't think he's fulfilling his duty as an Oracle... He's not answering most of these questions....

Gonna start my own oracle thread!

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